I never know what to say to women. How do you know what to say? I was just down in the laundry room...

sometimes the brain isn’t good at coming up with things if you approach the problem the wrong way. imagine people who take a solid hour to figure out where they want to get a quick bite.

my guess is that the goal is eventually organic, unrehearsed conversation.

I think you have to understand women first before you can really talk to them. Get redpilled on women.

The other advice I have is be super honest. No filter, no pause, no shyness. Just direct brain-to-mouth.

Yeah but when I did just say what came to my head it was creepy as fuck, and I still think about how embarassing it was.
Literally the only times I've ever been with people I lied
>fake it until you make it
>but don't fake it dude wtf you have to be honest
Stop giving advice, you aren't good at it

I just noticed this post.
If there's one type of poster I hate most on this board, it's people who spread despair.

>Hitting on women while they do laundry is innapropriate
There is nothing wrong with talking to a woman in a laundromat. You would really have to hate yourself to believe this.

If you're suggesting creepy inappropriate "flirting" then that's not ok anywhere, even at the bars or clubs.

Get a grip, loser.

It's not a laundromat, sadly I've never seen a laundromat in my country, I meant the laundry room in my apartment building.

I remember when I was in Germany and they had laundromats, I'm so jealous of Germans, better country than Sweden.

Are you Swedish?

Advice for svenska: Försök att tänka självständigt och göra vad du vill. Listnar inte till ropa av din svenska feministikarna sirener. They desire the worst for you.

Advice for higher beings: Since they're your neighbor, talk to them as you would a neighbor. Don't soil where you sleep.

Sorry about that, I thought OP meant laundromat.

Not really neighbor, there are probably hundreds of apartments that share that laundry room. Also, google translate did a really poor job translating the second sentence, don't even know what you meant to say.

best advice your gonna get right here

This seems like this is written by a woman. It's not wrong though.
>If a woman isn't looking she won't be receptive
However the socially acceptable places tends to fill with women with swivel head syndrome. But girls will be more receptive.
> was just down in the laundry room. Only me and a hot woman there, perfect opportunity to hit on her, but I chickened out because I didn't think of anything to say or maybe for fear of rejection
This will only work if you see her repeatedly. Compliment her on something. Noticing her shoes or nails is a good ice breaker. Talk about it. Keep it short and try and leave her with a possitive good feeling like laughter when you leave. If she seems bothered give up she ain't into you, but if receptive keep saying hi when you see her. It will be easier to strike up convo, and you can ask whats new and talk about yourself too. If you aren't a sperg eventually you can work up the nerve to see if she wants to go to an event with you.
>Read "how to make women laugh"
>Also read "Men are better than women"

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I wrote it. The first sentence I got help with.
My Swedish isn't so good anymore. Thanks for the tip, I'll have to study Swedish before I forget it all.

Man I hated sharing laundry rooms. "Scheduling" when you can do you're laundry instead of, you know, just going to the room anytime and sharing the machines like every other building I lived in in my life.

Swedes are so astoundingly uncooperative.

and add on to what I said.
Don't discount the power of "being friends"
>But muh friend zone
it's true, and its not a great place.
>So why even be friends
Well for 1, they might be a cool person who is chill. However even if they are not, they may try and play match maker.
>Isn't that her trying to get me to fuck her fat friends?
Maybe. But sometimes it actually works out. What it will also do is give you an idea of what value level you appear at in another girls eyes.
>paired with fatty but normal otherwise
She just finds you unattractive. Any Fatty or uggo pairing is usually her trying to pair you 2 rungs below how she views you. It also is commentary on how desperate she thinks you are. Keep in mind, she's pairing you with girls she thinks will 100% say yes to YOU
>hot but broken mentally
She is trying to make you a fixer and see's you as a doormatt whose too nice or someone with co-dependancy issues. She wants you to fix a problem in her life while pretending she's helping you.
>Hot but career/financial fuck up
This is a compliment. She's handing you a freebie and trying to fix everyones issues
>Average-hot and fun with life together
Greatest compliment of all. She thinks your good enough for someone who she IRL cares about more than you.
>But don't wait for her to play match maker, thats dumb and kinda rare. Go meet her friends and use your in with her as a launching point.

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