Read this book and believe

I sure am an enemy of (((your people)))

see

atheist scum

I steal bibles wherever I find them...hotels, hospital waiting rooms, doctor’s offices...sometimes I dash into churches and take them. I’ve got a huge box of them in my closet. I keep one by the toilet and I tear a page out and use it to wipe my ass each time I take a shit. I also line my cat’s litter box with pages torn from the holy fiction. Been doing this for 25 years at least.

Hardly...a book of holy fairytales and the few that were based in some tiny fragment of truth weren’t allowed in.

It's a collection of theology, mythology, history, letters and poetry

Atheists are the only rational people on earth. Everyone else is mentally ill.

Most of the major events of the Bible have been proven to have never happened. Check out, “The Bible Unearthed” series of books and documentaries by Israel Finkelstein & his historian coauthor who’s name escapes me at the moment. Basically it’s all lies.

Read the Bible.

LOL fuck that.
If it isn't in ancient greek...or better yet the original non christcuck Sumerian original version, fuck it.

I would honestly learn ancient Sumerian if it was possible so I could read the true original bible when Jesus was not a jew carpenter incel.

The fact that the bible (according to Matthew 10) is a jew cult, I would read it..but I won't read Abrahamic 3-ply bullshit and take it as the word of God...sorry

If it works for you, go ahead, be a happy Christian...I ain't falling for that shit

No, thank you, I'm not a jew

The King James translation is the holy word of God

So much fucking christcuck shilling today.

I believe it's a load of shit.

no shit....the "jew slaves made the pyramids" shit is patently false.

The entire bible is rehashed Sumerian scripture tailored to Abrahamic bullshit.

I'm too retarded for KJV.

I like the bit where god burns one of Aaron's sons alive because he accidentally put some incense on the fire.

it's easy to read lmao

You tell that goyim!

If you believe that and it makes you into a better person, go for it.

I personally do not adhere to that belief.
I never found myself in the bible or any Abrahamic faith because I know how duplicitous jews can be.

I don't look down on any truly faithful people but it is not for me.

degenerate weeb nigger faggot

desu I like my Confraternity Bible, but I have a KJV I read as well.

I prefer nonfiction but when I want to read fiction I’ll read something good like, “The Picture of Dorian Gray” by Oscar Wilde or “Dune” by Frank Herbert or something. I started reading it once around age 13 and found it so absolutely ridiculous and filled with obvious lies I couldn’t get out of Genesis.

I can't bring myself to believe in it, though we did fuck up by removing it from our culture and replacing it with mindless consumerism.

Pretty much every classic book is influenced by and references The Bible so go read before reading other books

Also read the Greeks and Shakespeare
Don't forget the Apocrypha

I’m pretty sure Jesus didn’t speak King James English...I believe Aramaic was the language Jesus would have spoken/written and none of the gospels were written in it. The truth of course is that Jesus was never a real person who lived. He was a character made up by the Roman Flavius family for the purpose of quelling the rebellion in Judea.

Begone, satan

No you haven't, most of the history you know is literally a fairy tale. And even if you don't believe fairy tales actually happened you still recognize the truth within them.

No stupid...not every classic book was influenced by it. Your simpleton brain has been influenced by it is all. All religions are fake. You suffer from mental illness.

>A womana must learn in quietness and full submissiveness. I do not permit a woman to teach or exercise authority over a man; she is to remain quiet. For Adam was formed first, and then Eve. And it was not Adam who was deceived, but the woman who was deceived and fell into transgression.
This book is even more sexist than the fucking Quran.

Yes, truth inflicts extreme butthurt in delusional Christians.

love you cool cat

>and believe

I'd rather know than believe blindly

Wow, what a rebel

youtube.com/watch?v=b2b1d6ar1V8

skip to 7:43 for koalas

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And reject Putin's satanic regime:

>‘Damn Russia’s enemies!’: Video shows WITCHES meet in Moscow to cast spells... in support of Putin
Published time: 6 Feb, 2019 17:20

rt.com/russia/450823-witches-circle-putin-russia/

twitter.com/lentaruofficial/status/1093114383121727489/video/1

youtube.com/watch?v=oLNdSnSdlPc

Enemies of Russia, beware. A group of Russian witches have gathered to hold a “Circle of Power” in support of President Vladimir Putin, casting spells they believe will increase Russia’s power and damn its foes.

The coven, which calls itself ‘The Empire of the Strongest Witches’ held the special ceremony in a Moscow mansion on Tuesday, after determining that Putin was in need of a little extra support against evil forces.

Wearing black cloaks and reading from spell books, the witches used their magic powers to instill new strength in Russia and help Putin cope with international problems.

The head witch and founder of the Empire, Alyona Polyn, told Russian media that the ceremony, which lasted about 20 minutes, was held in support of the state and the president, since he is the face of Russia.

Not only did the witches cast positive strength-enhancing spells for Russia and Putin, they also set curses on his foes: “Who comes to us with evil, who leaves us with evil, who hurts us or speaks evil – forever, eternally and endlessly – damned enemies, enemies damned!”

Asked exactly who Putin needed support and protection against, the witches did not provide specifics. One explained that the curses were against “all who attack him” and said that "spiteful critics" must be silenced.

Polyn said that everything about the ceremony, from the day, to the time and place it was held, were calculated carefully so that the “energy passed correctly” to Putin.

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No one cares, this isn't islam.
Its your fucking Karma, user.

Christians don't worship the book, they worship Christ.

It's true, learn not to overstep your boundaries unto ruin, woman
>No stupid...not every classic book was influenced by it.
Yes they were (that were written in Christian societies)
Your words have no power over me, demon

Throw out everything except for the gospels and revelation.

it's been proven by some easy readability index that the KJV is one of the easier bibles to read. if you don't know a word just look it up in the dictionary. often times the Biblical definition will be the #1 definition of that word.

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nigger

Christ (your precious Jeez-ASS) never lived. Winnie the Pooh Bear & Tigger too are more real.

So? Bibles are purposely made free and massively available. No one cares what you do with your copy.

Nothing is (((free))) rētard. The Bible is propaganda. It’s psyop. It’s great shit paper however.

cringing at you lad

This. So is the Geneva, but it’s harder to read for many people. I like the Geneva Bible because it takes more of a deliberate effort to understand given the antiquated typography. The inline Bible study features of it are redpilled.

cringelord deluxe

So how are your official Church of Sweden Bibles? Are they pozzed? Do they undergo constant revision to (((keep up with the times)))?

Cringe away user. There is no God...no Devil...no Hell...no Heaven. It’s all a con like Blompfffffff.

LOL! Set yourself free from that nonsense. You’re likely a victim of childhood indoctrination.

Bump, ignore fedora edgelords.

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yes, the official government Bible is called "Bible 2000" and is basically a copy of the NIV with all the satanic corruptions, then we have an ESV/NASB called "The Folk Bible", then there's an old Bible from 1703 called "King Charles XII Bible" which is ALMOST identical to the KJV and used to be the official Swedish state-endorsed Bible until 1917. we also have a new Bible being translated right now called the "Reformation Bible", which is being translated from the KJV english Old Testament and from the Textus Receptus greek New Testament.

Interesting, thanks. Are people generally redpilled on Bible corruption? Surprisingly here in the US many are.

LOL! That’s a lot of revision and translation going on user! Wonder what God thinks? HA! HA! Answer...nothing cuz there is no God.

Yes because Americans have access to the real deal cuz Jeezus was an American.

AENT is the only true translation (for the New Testament).
The Scirptures (ISR) for Old Testament.

KJV is a meme.

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Mormons actually believe this

fuck off nigger

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The Scriptures**

almost no one knows about the topic at all. i really envy America because the KJV only movement is so big there. people here just think that it's a "preference", although the state-run churches always use the Bible 2000 because of policy, and the "free churches" (independent churches not run by the government) normally use the Folk Bible. the only people who are 100% redpilled are the people creating the Reformation Bible translation right now. they are baptists and hold lectures across the country on the topic. right now they have finished the entire New Testament and about 7 books from the Old Testament. I really like the Old Testament translation because it's translated from the English KJV which makes it really reliable. the New Testament translation from the greek Textus Receptus has small issues.

Not an argument. Your KJV meme bible replaces the name of God with Baal.

Reminder that in Mark 13, Jesus literally tells 4 of his apostles that the events of revelations will come to pass while they are still alive:

24 “But in those days, following that distress,

“‘the sun will be darkened,
and the moon will not give its light;
25 the stars will fall from the sky,
and the heavenly bodies will be shaken.’[c]

26 “At that time people will see the Son of Man coming in clouds with great power and glory.

27 And he will send his angels and gather his elect from the four winds, from the ends of the earth to the ends of the heavens.

28 “Now learn this lesson from the fig tree: As soon as its twigs get tender and its leaves come out, you know that summer is near.

29 Even so, when you see these things happening, you know that it[d] is near, right at the door.

30 Truly I tell you, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened.

31 Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away.

That's it christcucks, game over. The Jesus in Mark believed that the Kingdom was imminent to his day and age, and so did his followers. False prophecy = false prophet.

no, he's referring to the generation living in the end-times, because that's a prophecy about the end times and the "sun and moon being darkened". you are so utterly ignorant of the Bible you atheist scum.

you can't trick me, satan

They literally just repeat the same phrases again and again.

Something isn't right here..

Mealy-mouthed fucking liar. "This generation" refers to the generation that was alive contemporary to Jesus saying that, which is obvious given the context of the rest of the passage.

I'm not an atheist christcuck. You're done here.

niggers

You can call him LORD, I'll call him YHWH.

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>Read this book

Correct Order:
>Gospels
>Epistles
>Psalms
>Revelation
>Old Testament

OT is last because this God fellow got retconned to being a much nicer guy in the NT...

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no, it is plainly not referring to the generation to which he is giving the prophecy, because the exact same event about the sun and moon being darkened is being referenced again in the book of revelation, which is a clearly a prophecy about events taking place in the future when the end-times are taking place.

you are a lying devil.

King James or GTFO

Interesting, so there is hope yet. Thanks for your replies. I worry about you anons.

based and christpilled

Begone Satan.

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What is your point? I didn't say the NASB or NIV. The bible translations I mentioned are literal translations, they don't have those errors in your picture.

Believe what? That a massive Gaylord will ensure I burn for all eternity in Hell because I had a cheeky hand shandy? Fuck off mate

Absolutely abysmal reading comprehension. Yes, he is prophesying the end times, and he is telling his 4 apostles that these things will happen TO THEM. Earlier in Mark 13, to wit:

3 As Jesus was sitting on the Mount of Olives opposite the temple, Peter, James, John and Andrew asked him privately, 4 “Tell us, when will these things happen? And what will be the sign that they are all about to be fulfilled?”

5 Jesus said to them: “Watch out that no one deceives you. 6 Many will come in my name, claiming, ‘I am he,’ and will deceive many. 7 When you hear of wars and rumors of wars, do not be alarmed. Such things must happen, but the end is still to come. 8 Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be earthquakes in various places, and famines. These are the beginning of birth pains.

He told his apostles that end-times events would happen to THEM. NOT A FUTURE GENERATION.

do you actually believe in this "satan" figure? Have you taken your medication recently?

>look guys I'm being condescending
>this is a clear way for you to know how I'm the smart one here

Ath*ists are the cancer of the world.

degenerate
demons exist in many forms

>What is interpretation

Why would I believe it if I read it?

Are you retarded?

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It’s all bullshit user. Total stinky bullshit.

Amen brother, stay strong. Atheism and paganism amhave rotted the west for far too long.

go actually read the bible rather than cherry picking quotes from whatever atheist forum you browse

I am an atheist and your characterization of the ChristTARD is too nice. Your representation of the holy rag is quite correct.

i love how an atheist/satanist is trying to teach me the Bible. Jesus is giving instructions to Christians that we need to be ready for the end times and to know the signs that are coming -- and he tells us that those signs will all take place in that generation, and it's VERY CLEARLY being told in a general manner to all Christian generations so that we stay vigilant for when Jesus would return. and Jesus' explanation lines up perfectly with the same events outlined in Revelation. it's not talking about the generation of the disciples you utter retard.

and just to make sure that we understand that he's talking to everybody not just the disciples, he finishes the chapter by saying:

>AND WHAT I SAY UNTO YOU I SAY UNTO ALL, WATCH

>christanity

youtube.com/watch?v=Hy7a8TGrpNo

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