Chad does this to you at the bar

I would hit him for being stupid especially hard simply due to him not having the balls to do it to a nigger.

T. Oldfag former pro boxer

WE AREN'T GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE LANKLETS
MANLETS RISE UP

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I would be genuinely impressed if he could casually pick up my 200lbs ass.

damn, Chad would he knocked the fuck out as fast as he picked me up. Don't matter if I get knocked on it in the process. Stand up for yourself, this is why there are 'chads' in the first place. No one does shit and they get thier way

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kek

Ask him to buy me a drink after being thoroughly manhandled then change bars.

There's no recovery from this.

So since I don't wanna go to jail I must not be 6'2 and capable of fighting this guy?. Cool presumption.

Chad is a retard. You don’t just humiliate someone in public like that for no reason. You also don’t just ignore them right after you do it. People have been killed for far less. Would it be stupid to kill him if he did that to you? Of course. However him doing that is essentially playing Russian Roulette with a loaded Manlet. He has it coming just because he puts his hands on someone he doesn’t know. You don’t do that period. Because once you do then you have started the altercation and don’t get to decide on how the other person escalates and the outcome is your fault even if they escalate. People forget they don’t make the rules. They will move a manlet like that and be shocked that he just breaks a stool over their head while they aren’t looking and stabs them with a broken leg.

Do not put your fucking hands on people like that unless you are ready to die

crack him in the jaw in self defense

Wet Willy. Gotta establish dominance.

Vigorously masturbate. He'll either leave or join in. Either way I win.

Turn and shoot him in the kneecap.

He wouldn't do that to me because I'm not a beta faggot hogging up the bar talking about girl shit.

Notice the little faggot smiled like a bitch because he knew he deserved getting Chad handled.

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Literally choke him and pull him to the floor or just glass him

Except for the fact what the dude did is not an attack or considered assault. And if you reacted in the way you described you would be illegally assaulting someone.

Smash a bottle over his head then rape him in the ass with the broken bottle

the fukken replies to this thread will all talk shit about how tough they are but in real life they are either fat landwhales or pussy

LMAO. I know the kind of person who posts here, you skinny little pink skinned twig armed fucks wouldn't do shit. I look like the guy in the webm and stare down incels like you lot every day, you all react by looking at the floor. Pathetic dandruff ridden betas.

based 5'9'' best height

Keep blowing smoke ya' fucking Britbong faggot. We all know you are a timid weakling and bitch.

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>britskin sperging out
yikes

someone plz post this thread on Jow Forums

Are you 6'2?

pick him up and move him away

Literally knock him the fuck out

wouldnt happen to me. that guys power levels are higher than mine but mine are high enough to demand respect

>playing Russian Roulette with a loaded Manlet
kek

>once you do then you have started the altercation and don’t get to decide on how the other person escalates
Is sage advice every man should know, though. Never get physical with someone unless it's an agreed fight or life is on the line. The webm is probably staged between friends, though.

If he picks my 300 pound ass up like that, he deserves the spot
t. Fat as fatass

Be incredibly impressed, it's not easy to be able to lift 450 punds of pure american muscle like that.

>all the triggered manlets ITT

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knock over his drinks

because everyone who gets into bar fights picks up an assault charge... be real fags

Uppercut to the ballsack.

youtube.com/watch?v=mrjStSqu_w4

That's what the beta gets for hogging a space on a busy hour. 5'9s know your places.
Nigger

Lol it's fake. Both of them look at the cameraman.

Put a stool behind him, get on it, pull my pants down ass facing him and wait till he turns around and shit on his face

Almost 6'3, and nearly 210. Very little fat, mostly muscle and little muffin top from beer snacking. I'm not an experienced bar fighter but it does not take much to sucker punch someone unconscious when the back of their head is to you. This guy seemed so cocky he would not even expect retaliation. Although we all know this video is staged and made by friends for social media sharing purposes. Probably was a vine, or snapchat or some sort of other fag shit. Ironically we are all looking at a staged joke video and making dead serious hypothetical out of it.

glaswegian here. firstly, nocunt would try that in this city, because-

1. wee guys are always the worst for instant savage violence.

2. Following from 1- I would push a pint tumbler into his face as hard as I could, aiming to blind him and make him rue the day he thought he could fuck with me. Then when he fell to the floor clutching his ruined face and with his eyeballs dangling out by their cords, I would a serious and concerted effort to kick his jawbone from his face.

I would not want to do these things, but it would be expected of me.

This. Dude is a low level punk with no experience. He would get punked out by a nigger and killed by a redneck. He's flexing his baby dick where it feels safe and he is lucky that kid didnt bury a knife in him and walk away before anyone realized what happened.

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suck his cock behind the dumpster

I'm 6'5" 300lbs, it's pretty much impossible to do that to me

He loved it. It was the hottest thing that's ever happened to him. He faps to this very vid now.

It wouldn't happen to me because I'm not 5'2" lol but I just figured out a great way to save qts that I want next time I see a manlets trying to get somewhere

Why can I never see these vids on my phone?

I live in Upstate NY and every bar has 20+ cameras, and ones in the back and front parking lots too. They know where and how the fights go down and even if the parties do not press charges against eachother the establishment presses the charges and so does the local police if they choose to.

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>skinnyfat bragging

I am going to laugh the first time you actually try this.

BREAK THE WALLS DOWN

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The answer is glass him. Right in the fucking face.

Chad ain't so cocky now with his fucking scarred up mug.

I'm 5'10" man.. will I be spared?

i'd probably just laugh

Tickle him, obviously

The beta even smiles after getting put in his place. Doesn't get mad because he knows he a bitch. We need more Chad's putting these squirms in their place. Niggers included.

Women love a scar, well done for making chad slay even more pussy

Well I'm not a bar dwelling drunk and degenerate that goes looking for fist fights like a nigger, so I don't plan on it happening. What the fuck is your height and weight then bud?. If you are so perfect. Please, entail your stature to me.

I am a fat neckbeard. I am 325 lbs and 6'5 and have put plenty of guys like that on the ground before who thought they were hot shit, what you would call "Chads". Still doesn't change the fact that Im an ugly loser and just because I beat up roasties boyfriends they're attracted to me. I have had plenty literally pick up their boyfriends after the fight to carry them home or jump on my back or something.

would he do this to someone who would actually fight back though?

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Oh fuck. Being a manlet is really bad...

Corey Feldman BTFO!

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Realistically? Since the police doesn't look kindly to shooting him in self defense for that, the best chance of a substantial comeback that guy has is to provoke him into attacking him physically even more blatantly, then sue.

Since it's a staged video for funnies on social media, we will never know. Because the big dude and small dude are actually friends IRL and none of this was serious.

This. Been in half a dozen busting mostly uppity nigger heads and at worst i got a public intoxication.

Man, I remember this thread on r9k. Something like 400 replies. It's the same shit as this one.

Tied too hard/10

Oy bruv rememba to apploi duh laowsheen foh ya ashy hands m8

>and even if the parties do not press charges against eachother the establishment presses the charges

Absolute commie pigs.

>I would not want to do these things, but it would be expected of me.
based bong

grab the nearest sharp object and shank em right in the butt hole area...then bounce out, eat pancakes at Denny's, then go home and sleep it off like a man.

Based burger

i had a feeling it was one of his buddies, but tall people have very fragile feelings when somebody actually beats them up since they're not used to it, as a manlet you learn to swallow your pride

Is your dick small too? I'd much rather take a skinny guy than one that looks like you, no offense.

man the look of existential horror on that guy's face

It's funny that it's all mutts posting that shit ahahahaha truly the most autistic people

>try to punch Chad
>he grabs my fist
>”not so fast little guy”
>Chad twists my arm and throws me across the bar
>”ouch!” Chad says as he proceeds to walk out the bar with my gf

being a manlet sucks

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> turning your back to a man you just humiliated

Chad has never been in a fight before I see.

You could do that to anyone regardless of their height though.

Blonde guy just got his BJJ yellow belt and is looking for a fight. Hoping the bartender made him wait.

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If I was that short, I'd wait for that nigger to pick up his drinks, have his hands full, then I kick him in the balls, and kick the shit out of his face once his on the ground, ez.

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 10/10

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I'm 6'3" and I unironically pick up manlets on a regular basis, they usually give me some threatening look and I just smirk at them and they walk away. I especially love doing this in front of their gfs to utterly humilate them.

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Alpha af, but also a real dick move.

Kick him in the balls and run away like a little girl is going to be my final answer.

>Except for the fact what the dude did is not an attack or considered assault.

grabbing someone you don't know, and lifting them and moving them is absolutely assault.

>user has a gf
not realistic desu

Not really. Bars don't want frat boys and other moronic faggots fist fighting eachother and damaging their property and causing scenes in their business. It's illegal and stupid behavior and should be treated as such.

"Thanks for the spinal adjustment, big guy"

Lol

I bet this is how manlets like Napoleon or Hitler is created.

No you wouldn't faggot

Serious answer: I would brake a beer bottle and threaten to cut his face if he doesn't apologize.
I mean, if a guy sees no problem in doing that then he deserves a good beating.
But the cops would come and I would proprably regret what I've just done as I'm getting handcuffed.