"Hello user! From today onwards I'll be your government assigned boyfriend and financial provider...

>"Hello user! From today onwards I'll be your government assigned boyfriend and financial provider. How about we cuddle and get to know each other a bit? Or maybe dinner and a night out on the town? I'll be paying of course."

How do you react?

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day of rake plz

day of rake plz

>implying a guy lile that has nights out on the town
His entire life is just eating and lifting

it's canada so I'm just grateful I got a white one.
obviously he's a bottom and when he dies of heart problems in 5 years I expect to take ownership of his home without ever busting a sphincter.

Now let's see a woman manage their life in such a classy way *snap snap*

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day of the rake please

That's how I thought Trump was gonna be like in Washington. All for it. Signed up. Paid admission.

>How do you react?
I dont know and that scares me. I need a plan for this situation. Dear God why have i not prepared!

180 lb and shredded

>How do you react?

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day of rake plz

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No homo?

Not valid.

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Flawless shitposting. I’d expect nothing less.

this is some stale ass pasta

day of rake plz

looks good as long as he isn't a midget.

what size is his dick?

more like day of the bulldozer, favelaboy.

Another high quality post by a trudeau cocksucking leaf.