Sips

What are you talking about

Based reverse osmosis man. Literally one of the few ways to remove birth control, antidepressants and other small molecules from water.

An under sink unit can be purchased for under $50 and lasts for 9 months before filters need to be switched.

Steel reserve is literally the worst beer ever.

Bangs is always good

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Canada Dry.

No most ipas are worst

Black coffee
Whey protein shakes
Purified water

Good one

Fine. How about I crack it over your head you stupid (underage) weirdo!

la croix is absolute shit,

I already got my Alex Jones water filter are you saying I’m not safe? Also what about canned water?

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*Crack*
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip
You guys get it.

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> politically minded
Ice pops are the most Machiavellian form of hydration

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I’m under some ages but I am above other ages can you say the same ?

Shut up you fucking sliding pleabian no one gives a shit I drink water fuck you fat ass

this but ironically

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Objectively false

Of course. I am old enough to know better and too young to care.

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I drink polar.
La croix sucks dick

Go away rude leaf I’m not a fatty because I run every day and drink healthy drinks with natural flavors and no calories or sugar or sweetener

I like schweeps tonic water. I like to drink half the bottle then piss into the rest, toss the fucker in the small door for a good 20. (This chills the drink faster than the bottom door) then i throw on some joe rogan and just space out. Other times I'll drink 2 redbulls conceptually and that holds me over quite well.

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Grape Crystal Light

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Standard tea/Kratom tea

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I prefer Oliet Bang's. I can't drink that much sugar.

You must be a bommer

I have to say my favorite white all star liquid concoction would be the mayonaise milkshake. Simply an epic little number. Recipe is super chilled out. 7/8 whole milk 1/8 mayo. Usually do it up in the old cuisinart. Sometimes I'll go outside and look for clovers to use as a garnish. Favorite political activity to pair with this beverage? That's easy! I put on some Rammstein and run around my parents house in a jockstrap doing the nazi salute

>tfw you will never drink a mayo milkshake in a jockstrap while blasting Du Hast

Wine.

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I'm triggered.

This. Also what scotch brand do you prefer? I love haigs club.

Alcoholic: Kraken and Coke

Non-Alcoholic: Iced Tea

unsweetened tea.
They are cheap as hell. Don't have unnecessary caffine (you've felt the down), not sugar loaded.

If you need half the chemicals in there to feel based, you're dependent on a $1.60 drink at least 3x a day. I don't know about feeling good for what amounts to cigs. Just because tea are sipped by fops does not mean it is inherently bad.

Confirmed for female intellectual tryhard

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What chemicals are in my sips

All natural flavor baby

Too redpilled for most of you

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The fuck is a fop?

Laundry detergent?

Mountain Dew Voltage is delicious and will mutate your internal organs. I want to be a fishman.

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npr.org/2018/08/24/641618937/no-amount-of-alcohol-is-good-for-your-health-global-study-claims
too lazy to link ncbi plus you probably wouldn't understand or tldr it. Basically alcohol causes liver cells to die which triggers cascading protein levels in blood stream that fuck shit up

Underage bampersand

The cucumber mellon, the mango grapefruit, the coconut carbonated waters are my favorites.

Take a good look lads. This is the drink of absolute kings

>zero calories
>no artificial sweeteners
>tiny bit of b vitamins
>carbonated and delicious
>refreshing as hell

you need to find this drink user, get the orange one.

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Looks like air freshener
water, you fucking troglodyte.

yes sir

Sugar free Monster™ Energy.

Yea. They also have a pod version for zoomers. Be careful not to take the bluepilled one by error.

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>cant read cursive
nigger detected

Not fucking soda thats for sure.

That doesn't look like your supposed to drink it.

Ha just walked to the store for some today. Fuckers need to sell baja blast. Cheers mfer.

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BEST BANG FOR UR BUCK: BANGS

Water. Yeah, you can drink that shit!

La Croix is great. Helped me beat my soda addiction.

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Based

>Buys from the humble water filter merchant
Do you even know what the queers are doing to the soil?

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I said already that I’m not talking about alcoholic sips no need to be rude

sparkling water is one of the best drinks out there...

but we all know the true king of refreshment

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I’m not underage.... well I guess you could say that I’m under some ages but I’m over others

Water, Yerba Mate, Unsweetened black ice tea, La Croix is nice, San Pelegrino

precious angel

Based

Those are bad tho. Carbonated water causes osteoporosis big time

I’ll try it but I don’t like plastic containers

He’s saying it causes schizophrenia

Anyone here know la croix contain fluoride or any heavy metal?
This thing gives me a migraine or headache after couple of cans.

Those taste like shit. Either flavor your water or don't.

Neither do the chemical-ridden drinks in the thread. You should drink filtered tap water, sugar-addicted monkeys.

First off one of the things I posted is water it’s just flavored and carbonated and secondly filter, no filter what type? See you slanty eyed fuck not such an easy question

>plastic containers
Ah shit I never thought of that. I should contact them, and tell them to use cans. Why must the Jew ruin all that I love?

All you shitskins get the fuck out of here

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Nice marble countertop senpai, I prefer pain water over seltzer these days. S.Pellegrino is my choice with a lime wedge and ice.

Ya I know how also scources

Plain* well water :^)

FPBP

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only reasonable answer

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Looks good.

Absinthe.

America might be 56% white but it seems that Jow Forums is 7%.

A fair point.

Milk

This

I've also taken taste to American Whiskey, and I like an Old Fashioned with bourbon.

Oldfag confirmed

Distilling your own water is the only red-pilled solution.

Based, drinking cherry limeade right now

La Croix isn't bad if you like drinking insecticide.

Old Fashioned’s are great. With a little bit of muddled orange and cherry.

Coffee