Would you rather be burned over 90 percent of your body, paraplegic, or gay?

Would you rather be burned over 90 percent of your body, paraplegic, or gay?

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Paraplegic easily.

paraplegic

A.

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Isn't it mind-blowing how bees "evolved" to know how to do this? Lol

Based bees.

depends on what parts of my body are burned. I can still have sex with plenty of men if the the right organs are intact

The ones who didn’t died off.

If I was gay, I could twinkmaxx

I fart and burp all the time. I seem to have gas constantly and I release it in some form approximately every 5 minutes. Apparently I do it in my sleep too.

If I'm on my own, surrounded by family or friends, I fart loudly without any attempt to conceal it. If I'm in public I still fart and burp but quieter. Even in work and in meetings I fart but I just do it quieter. They almost never smell, and even if they do its pretty mild and passes quickly.

There are only very rare circumstances in which I'll hold it in, the conditions have to meet all of the following criteria:

>I have eaten spicy food or drank lots of beer the night before
>I have farted a few times already and they fucking stink
>I'm in a social environment with people I'm not totally comfortable with

God damn, Thats tough, Going for burned.

>I can still have sex with plenty of men if the the right organs are intact

Is it possible to get burns in your asshole?

The only right hcoice

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Thank you based gas pasta poster

Gay, because I'd just stay celibate and could still lead a normal life. But, my mind would be warped, and that would suck.

>burned over 90 percent of your body
aka dead

Being gay is a choice, so I guess I’d go gay.

Would the burns have any effect other than aesthetic?

Not really, they had a lot of time to experiment

If i keep my current self, c, but take oath of celibacy, if i change, A

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