started a new job today. good pay and work is piss easy
Andrew Sanders
>Start-up founder says employees should only work six-hour days
How business hasn't fucking realized this already is beyond me. Last two hours of work are fucking fruitless, always has been - people are burnt out after 6 hours of grinding.
Angel Gomez
>Australian citizens are unwitting 'combatants' in cyberspace, Defence boss says Does he know about shitposting though?
Asher Wilson
what line of work
Blake Gonzalez
Public Holiday USA
Tyler Reyes
gardening/home maintainance. $25 an hour to chill out and trim hedges.
Camden Thompson
Kek is that the unemployment training they make you do when you're on the dole?
Dunno. They are learning Outlook E-Mail. I think it is a program to teach tradies tech.
Lincoln Gomez
what kind of job?
Ian Thompson
why is everyone there a fucking fatass
Hunter Hill
Australian workers.
Alexander Hernandez
was that a serious question?
Evan Johnson
I work in an inner-city office and most people are relatively in shape (ie. not fat). Honestly just genocide white bogans, good for nothing desu
Jason Wright
>clash over refugees and border security Are you telling me that normies are waking up to the fact that rapefugees are just useful at being criminals?
Jaxson Wood
You don't burn many calories standing around stuffing your face with meat pies and ice breaks while and talking while one guy does all the work. Tradies just go there to get paid, they don't actually "work' in any way any normal person would use the phrase.
Xavier Gomez
>genocide white bogans nah, some of them are based
Julian Young
Whip 'em into shape on the dotr you mean?
Jonathan Rivera
gotta eat big if you want a trade kid
Zachary Ross
what's for dinner lads?
Blake Morris
I've been to these dole classes fml.
>day 1 introductions and course material outline >how to write a resume, how to write a cover letter all good, useful stuff >day 2, hungover and 10mins late to class >walk in and hear: "when you go to the job interview make sure you've had a shower" >stare blankly at trainer in disbelief for so long she gets uncomfortable >"user is everything ok?" >explain that if you need to be told to have a shower there is no hope for you >get up and leave >24hrs later dole cancelled for failure to attend classes >48hrs later get new job so i don't have to attend classes
Thinking back on it, those classes really helped motivate me to get a job.
>only star FM gets reception at work >they play the same few songs on loop >5 minutes of ads >then they talk >then another ad >then 1 song >then they talk Why is it the most popular station? I want to punch that kate chick in the cunt, fuck she is a mongrel cunt that needs to be told no for once in her god damned life.
>medium rare poof i wanted it rare but i fucked it up and it was medium rare
Nolan Thompson
I fucking loathe radio, literal brainwashing propaganda that there is no way to avoid if you work a shop job. I work a trade fortunately and always unplug cunts radios, some get real pissed but worth it.
Zachary Cox
>cooking your steak absolute faggot
Bentley Baker
>aren't we so aussie let's pretend it's still 1995 that's why i listen to abc george and paul on 2ue on the weekend is ok, they are kind of based boomers, and have personalities that aren't contrived
Ayden Diaz
kek
Jaxon Jones
ABC is good if you want to laugh at how it is bullshit propaganda for the Liberal party.
Jose Smith
Even though a couple of you hear are gronks and we dont see eye to eye. I love ya aus/pol/
Keep up the good stuff. Even though I've got a couple of like minded mates. Good to see there are blokes like me out their and the thought keeps me afloat when it seems the whole world is stacked against me
>young cunt in the 50s goes up to qld to catch a taipan to help develop anti venom >catches one in a garbage tip >take it back to a house in a sack >snake escapes >he gets bit >dies
abc isn't all about tranny felching 24/7
Julian Price
Kate Fatmole? >yeah nfi how shes still on radio >probably just to make Hughesy seem funny by comparison Now, Kate Ritchie >10/10 would pound senseless >Got a copy of her porn tape back in 2000 from NSW Cops when she was still dressing in the school uniform on the TV. >just about strained my wrist to that
James Powell
None tonight coz I forgot to but I could whip up a simple red wine one
Wagie wagie in a cagie All day long you sweat and ragie NEET is comfy NEET is cool NEET is free from work and school Wagie trapped and wagie dies NEET eats tendies, sauce and fries
Jose Gray
Too much smoko.
Justin Gomez
Wagie wagie in a cagie All day long you sweat and ragie NEET is comfy NEET is cool NEET is free from work and school Wagie trapped and wagie dies NEET eats tendies, sauce and fries
That’s not how you talk to a fellow Australian. Also, your mum will die one day and then I’ll be seeing you under the Yarra bridge in your smelly coat as I go and enjoy going to the footy
Samuel Kelly
Relax pal, I work for a living.
Julian Evans
Good on ya. Hard work is dignifying
Connor Jackson
Melbourne MultiCulti Master Race report in, just realised that Australians are the most chink loving people on earth. Bought some snacks from my local chink shop, hory shiet full of fat whites roaming around like maggots! We're truly embracing and enriched in Multichinkism.
>Bought some snacks from my local chink shop, hory shiet full of fat whites roaming around like maggots! You realize it is nearly impossible to find a convenience store or takeaway owned by whites? Asians paid a lot more than they were worth to get those stores and own most of the original stores. 10-15 years ago if you looked at your receipt it was common to see "china trading" on it.
Christian Foster
play your own music
Kevin Long
Cunts We do a real shit job looking after our vets We have WWII vets suffering from depression ( yes some of those blokes are still alive ) and this country does fuck all for them Fucking disgraceful it may be blowing smoke up the ass half of it but the yanks do a lot More for their vets
I'm unemployed at the moment so Monday is VB day
You unaustralian cunt you didn't ask what's for din dins I bet you're from Victoria you absolute cunt
On a shitphone so cant link pages, but from ABC News online: >Chinks paying excops to hunt down escapee chinks buying Strayan properties with stolen cash = the fake chink property boom collapses faster = a sign Winnie the Pooh is running out of hunny in the trade war = hurry up Chink collapse
>Chink hackers rape parliamentary computer system = I wonder how much of Christopher Pyyyyne's poofter bumsex porn stash is now in Beijing? =and how many of our submarine secrets will he have to give to get them back?
Nathaniel Roberts
AY CUNT Git da fukk owt ya fugin Krowt dog kunt eet moy shid kunt
You fucking legend, hats off to you mate Dins dins is a backbone of Aus/pol/ threads Fuck the Jannies and fuck the chink posters din din posts are important
Camden Brooks
Starting with a comment of nothing is why you guys are overflowing with foreigners. When you say nothing no one listens.
Austin Butler
Fuck Australia is embarrassing. You don't have chicken wings as a side with steak. I bet you're in Queensland, right? Famous home of the surf and turf, or the meat and tweet. Sheeeet!
Should I 1. canned soup 2. pizza capers 3. hungry jacks 4. nothing because i'm on a diet
Josiah Williams
Reading the story gave me a laugh. The ex cops aren't working for the chinese govt but are working for a company contracted by the chinese govt. Only a cop or politician could rationalize this nonsense to themselves.
Zachary Harris
They even feel proud for the job, saying it's a promising industry. Why whites are so inferior when in contact with yellow men?
Landon Scott
I want to fucked cunt
Brandon Gomez
me too mate
Jose Lewis
a long shot, buy are any of you lads going to see rhcp tomorrow night?
other than starving yourself, canned soup sounds pretty cheap
Hunter Cook
Fuck off bendigo fag.
Oliver Reed
>chink criminals relieved of their ill-gotten gains shame the chinks can't be removed also
Logan Cooper
>work day shift >everyone hates triple j and yells at me if i go near the radio >start bringing my headphones to work >mfw leave them at home more then i want to admit
hearing FRANK WALKER NATIONAL TILES was funny at first, but a hundred times a day? yeah nah. i barely hear the hosts talk most of the time, its just ads of what hosts you're gonna get later in the day
