This

yes yes, but for the majority of us, it goes like this

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What if the right religion is some long dead ancient one that nobody ever wrote down?

makes no sense

But technically I didn't do anything wrong like killing or stealimg and even high ranked catholic priests agree that good atheists will go to heaven.

Marcus Aurelius blew the fuck out of Pascal's wager well before Pascal was even born.

Modern day Christians are piles of corrupt, hypocritical shit who unknowingly take a dump on their own messiah's teachings every goddamn day.
t. Baptist who's local church is a nigger loving, kikery infested corrupt hellhole that Jesus would break out the whip if he saw.

No god could approve of the state of modern organized religion, or at least no god worth preying to. Jesus never founded a church, he taught a personal faith and the mortal men who came after twisted it into something fucking disgusting.

fixed it for you op

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>in life cost
elaborate

>please choose one of our gods, so you might have a chance to go to Heaven
>btw, if you choose wrong, you still go to Hell, dont get me wrong

What if you choose the wrong fucking god? Ya know, like the other 376898201 ones there are in existence?

This retarded horseshit was debunked years ago. How do you know that you’re not pissing god off more by believing in the wrong god? Have you ever considered that retards like this will just believe anything their parents tell them and literally don’t have the ability to think critically? How does any of this bullshit prove your god anyway? It doesn’t, you’re just another religious retard with no brain

>hard to argue with retarded bullshit

Christians are morons

Yeah. It's good.

THIS EXACTLY THANK YOU FOR FUCKS SAKE THIS IS WHY I SUPPORT RELIGION NOT BECAUS OF ANY """PROOF""" BULLSHIT

FPBP

You really think if god was real he'd just forgive because you "repented" 0.1 second before death?

If you dont understand how retarded it is then i pity you

technically paco's wager only works for reincarnation.

nice try tho.

just kidding, you suck balls jew lover.

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Only white Christians like to be cucked by Jews, the original Christians know that the New Testament is pretty clear on the JQ.

you think god is stupid?
God knows the opportunist thinkers who calculate on maximum profit

nonsense

literally the most retarded shit i've ever seen.

completely ignore the fact that the christian wastes their entire life being a jew slave, spending their money to pay their priest to rape their children and make them faggots. nice meme dr shekelberg.

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Don’t mormons have that thing where you sort of become god when you die? Like you rule over a planet or something? Maybe that’s jehovas, idk. The point is, if you’re just in it because there might be a reward, why not pick the one with the coolest reward system? Maybe one where you get a bunch of virgin wives? If that’s your whole religious motivation, you don’t have a soul. You actually have to BELIEVE in the relgion for it to mean anything. Otherwise you’re just wasting your time.

How many (and what kind) of purely arbitrary fictional rules are you willing to follow on the off chance that those specific rules are exactly the ones that a possible God just MIGHT (or might not) want you to follow? How much are you willing to clash with the mainstream culture within which you live in order to compose your entire life around these arbitrary fictional rules?

Anyone know what religion will guarantee I am reborn as a sexy anthropomorphic tiger?

Yep, this.
OP's post is just a meme version of Pascal's wager at best.

>babies first pascals wager
What if muslims are right? What then faggot?

denial is the first of many stages, friend

No furries on this board.

>the only choices are atheism and Christianity
What if they’re both wrong?

>real satisfaction
Checked flag, retard confirmed.

If you’re in it for the coolest reward system I’d be a Jedi or worship the god emperor of mankind

You're the retarded one. But at least you're a very good goy. Keep this up and you'll get a shekel.

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ouch

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>Not very bright?
>Convince yourself you're clever by insisting a lot of very old stories that were often originally symbolic or allegorical and have been edited over a great period of time are only supposed to be understood as literally true and in fact close your mind off entirely to the esoteric, the real history behind the story of the flood, the message of Jesus and the fact that the older parts of the OT seem to call "years" what we would call "months" in what is a fairly understandable translation error
>Yes, after all you are so much smarter than the accumulated wisdom of millennia
>and after all, Jesus didn't even have the internet

You niggers retarded as fuck, belief is not a choice

Stop believing in gravity

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Don't worry guys you can totally trick god by only believing out of fear of punishment.

The idea of salvaging our planet's biodiversity and transplanting it is explored greatly in various works.

>Omnipotent
>Omniscient
How great does a being have to be for you to consider them like a god or for them to force you or trick you.

>those stories were just STARTING A CONVERSATION

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>Whence cometh evil
Free Will

No. They were and are preserving history and truth in a way that even ordinary plebs such as yourself can remember, even if most of these plebs were oblivious to the deeper meanings.

This guy has got the right idea
It's just the idea that many people live a tortured life on earth and then, when they die, they'll be tormented for eternity bc they didn't believe in the god who never shows up. But God is Good and supposed to be worshiped and praised? I don't get it. Let me be clear, I don't know what to believe but the idea that this god entity is somehow good, is without merit.

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If Christians(btw WHICH flavor of the six gorrillion sects are we talking about here?) are right then God exists and allows horrible shit to happen just so he can be worshipped. Fuck you I might regret it later but I’ll go to my death not subservient to some fragile sky fairy’s ego.

God Exists
Ignore all Religions
Fear The Coming of The Lord

what religion/denomination atheists should they be wrong about exactly, since christianity is not the only one out there, you know

Lol thinking niggers are people!

>WHICH flavor of the six gorrillion sects are we talking about here?
It would have to be the strict bible believing. It's the only theory that could make sense. Why would a god create humanity and give them no concrete truthful doctrine?

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In before it’s Catharism and literally 99% of the Christian world is burning in hellfire for blasphemy

Can an atheist be a good man? If so, why would God condemn a good man to hell for not worshiping him?

>fragile sky fairy
I’m not religious but please put down the God Delusion. This isn’t 2006 and Richard Dawkins isn’t that smart

Because God would have to be an asshole to exist and create this kind of reality

>Being this biblically illiterate
Satan was an angel you dingus, and he chose to be evil in heaven.

Indeed.

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Friendly reminder if the only Christian text you've read is the Bible you're bluepilled on your own religion.

This

The problem is that too few know that the Jew in Christ time is not what a Jew is today. The chosen Jew ie, the karaite jew is a rare bird. Plus God is not a jew, Christ as the body had to be Jew to fulfill prophecy to work and reclaim the nations from the fallen Elohim.

Belief is not a choice nigger

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Sounds like you've got some whip cracking to do user...

t. Paskal

It's amazing how a "smart" man can make an argument that stupid

This you fags

>believe that Jews are superior
>turn the other cheek and get fucked in the ass
>diversity is our strength
>god created everybody equal
>as long as we follow strict moral codes, this world means nothing because we'll all live happily ever after in heaven
>waste your entire life worshiping something that doesn't exist instead of being productive in your spirituality to inspire legitimate change for your people
>"b-but at least i might not burn in hell checkm8 atheists"
If god wanted me to believe in him, he should have shown himself in this age of decadence and degeneracy.

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There's none good.. No not one
O dude but it's a test. you just have to have faith and when you die, heaven will be sooo good. promise
I knew that. I guess I just wasn't thinking

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Checkmate, cucks.

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universalism is paradoxal because you'd share heaven with niggers and then it's no longer heaven when there are niggers.

Pascal's wageslaves utterly and perpetually BTFO, do not pass GO, do not collect $200, go straight to jail and stay there even if you roll doubles

>implying white skin doesn't make you superior

ITS HAPPENING GUYS NEW POL IS UP THEY ARE SHILLING AGAINST IT INTO OBLIVION YET ITS STILL GROWING KEK

>god wants me to have free will, everybody else trying to influence based on literal nothing
kek, pretty great being right no matter what I do
christcucks btfo

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only two of these events have ever been observed

They're probably given brownie points in the afterlife for their trauma

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God is pretty weak, according to you guys
what makes you think he isn't going to do whatever he decided to do?

Any serious christian will tell you that God sends his Holy Spirit to the ones who truly believe him. Are you under the impression that he's just going to eternally cook everyone else, who doesn't instantly fit into the slot he created for them?

What a waste, of a huge labor pool

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We all look inward to try and understand others and when you do things like this you are merely stating what you would be like if the concept of god wasn't in your existence.
so when you say atheists are primal, savage, pedos, whatever, the other three fingers are pointing back.

>I wanna have sexy with all women and kill to gain
“hey, that’s a bad idea”
>WTF my life cost?

1% is equal to no fucking percent. I see you suck at math bitch boi.
even if it is 0.001% it is infinitely bigger then the 0% you got

Ah, these cute cucktian threads make me chuckle everytime.

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Where's Deism?

Rolan

Christians are the least christian people alive.

>their priests fuck children
>were strictly told to love thy neighbour but will burn him at a steak if he happens to be gay
>can't even get the actual skin colour of jesus correct in portraits

besides the whole religion is based around fear of going to hell (haha you pussies live in fear). and literally every sin is based off of basic human desire and intuition

>Sex before marriage is a sin
>Over eating is a sin (cause i've never ever ever seen an overweight christian before)

the whole thing is based around people inevitably bending to human nature and sinning so they go back and repent their sins out of fear of going to hell. it's a mouse traps for humans.

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What if atheists and Christians are wrong and the Muslims are right?

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Kys alcoholic junkie

>implying penguins can't swim

Tithes and shiet

But ask yourself... what is truly more terrifying
>the idea that there is consequences for your actions and you'd either be rewarded or punished as you live on in the consequences of your actions after you die
or
>nothingness, absolute nothingness, it just ends, you become irrelevant, nothing you did matters anymore, there is nothing more you can do, there is... nothing. You just die, and with time nobody will even remember that you ever existed.

Christians like the idea of at least being able to be punished for having been bad, because the idea of living with your punishment, is far less terrifying than the punishment of unexistence.

Nah this this the real redpill about heaven
Don't let cultist penny pinching kikes tell you what to do

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>Christians like the idea of at least being able to be punished for having been bad, because the idea of living with your punishment, is far less terrifying than the punishment of unexistence.

That is true.
But even those faiths that have pure detachment to ego as part of their belief systems still believe in a spiritual force within the living that is timeless.

Imagine being so dumb that you waste 3 hours every Sunday in church on your knees and give 10% of all your money to child rapists.