ITT

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having smelly feet

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The car accident

Sew true

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wow i got tripps! amaze

someone screencap meh

Ada Lovelace - computer programming

OP is a secret leaf.

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The Paper Bag

KEVLAR

DuPont chemist Stephanie Kwolek accidentally invented it while trying to perfect a lighter fiber for car tires and earned a patent in 1966.

Wrong
Men have other great men inside them. It’s womens job (as always) to simply do the cooking.

>Implying he'd even get to fuck her
Too unrealistic, user.

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19 Things You Might Not Know Were Invented by Women
BY Amanda Green March 15, 2018

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Necessity isn't the only mother of invention. Though it wasn't always easy to get patents or the credit they deserved, women are responsible for many items we use today.
1. THE PAPER BAG

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America got a brand new paper bag when cotton mill worker Margaret Knight invented a machine to make them with a flat square bottom in 1868. (Paper bags originally looked more like envelopes.) A man named Charles Annan saw her design and tried to patent the idea first. Knight filed a lawsuit and won the patent fair and square in 1871.

2. KEVLAR

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Lightweight, high-tensile Kevlar—five times stronger than steel—will take a bullet for you. DuPont chemist Stephanie Kwolek accidentally invented it while trying to perfect a lighter fiber for car tires and earned a patent in 1966.

3. THE FOOT-PEDAL TRASH CAN

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Lillian Gilbreth improved existing inventions with small, but ingenious, tweaks. In the early 1900s, she designed the shelves inside refrigerator doors, made the can opener easier to use, and tidied up cleaning with a foot pedal trash can. Gilbreth is most famous for her pioneering work in efficiency management and ergonomics with her husband, Frank. Two of their 12 children, Frank Jr. and Ernestine Gilbreth, humorously wrote about their home/work collaborations in the book Cheaper by the Dozen.

4. MONOPOLY

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Elizabeth Magie created The Landlord's Game to spread the economic theory of Georgism—teaching players about the unfairness of land-grabbing, the disadvantages of renting, and the need for a single land value tax on owners. Fun stuff! Magie patented the board game in 1904 and self-published it in 1906. Nearly 30 years later, a man named Charles Darrow rejiggered the board design and message and sold it to Parker Brothers as Monopoly

5. WINDSHIELD WIPERS

The Dishwasher

Margaret Thatcher invented soft scoop ice cream when she was a chemist

> being this blue pilled
Eve came from Adams rib. Women didn’t create man. Man created woman so man could create man

In the days before the delete key, secretary Bette Nesmith Graham secretly used white tempera paint to cover up her typing errors. She spent years perfecting the formula in her kitchen before patenting Liquid Paper in 1958. Gillette bought her company in 1979 for $47.5 million

No Ti is Sumerian for rib

and Tiamat broke up forming Adam (earth)

learn Sumerian before you make any more of a fool of yourself

I can't understand why the feminists never talk about Madame Curie. I've always thought that it's because she put family first and had lots of children.

Or maybe it's just because they're too stupid to understand her work.

>The paper bag, goys and gentilemen

Sir Leo Russel IV invented the paper bag whenst wishing not to see the hacker of holes, one foggy, rapey evening in Faggy Bonghollowshire in 1865. Everyone knows that.

Marine Signal Flares

The circular saw

Lots of noise

SUBMARINE TELESCOPE AND LAMP

I like this one better desu, but the hat is wrong and I'm lazy to change it.

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The Solar House

And looked how that turned out.
Eve made Adam the first cuck.

are you the asian footposter

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INVISIBLE GLASS

I just learned Sumerian and it says you’re a faggot on page 47 of the Epic of Gilgamesh. Right after the ad for Sumerian Eve.

a female coined the computer terms bug and debugging

Check mate

Do you have a hq version of this. All I see are squibbles.

That's your problem, not mine.

That’s adorable

Lilac clouds, da fuq

No.

You're on a phone, aren't you?

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The first ice cream was created by Nancy Johnson.

Say what you will, I fucking love ice cream.

Hopper invented the compiler that translated written language into computer code

I missed that episode of ancient aliens. Thanks for the recap

Check and mate

lol

>SUBMARINE TELESCOPE?
You mean a Periscope? That was invented by Hippolyte Marié-Davy.
>Lamp
We have no idea who invented the first lamp.

SHHHHHHHHHHHH NIGGERS ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

NEW POL IS UP NO TRANNY JANNIES

DO NOT BUMP THIS THREAD

Damn straight

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if you really wanna do the math?

lets add up "all the shit MEN invented and discovered"... then lets add up "all the shit women invented and discovered".

In the end? lets be FRANK about it... if we took away "women's shit"? we would still have 99 percent of e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g.

if we took away MENS shit? we would have... "almost nothing".

thats about how that fucking cookie crumbles.

Unfortunately yes.

Are you intentionally pedantic? Or is it a character flaw?

We would still have suicide. Pretty sure that was invented by a woman, although indirectly.

Just open the image in a new tab.

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you are such a delusional fag, even a women in coma can give birth to a man
theguardian.com/us-news/2019/jan/13/woman-coma-birth-phoenix-facility-2016-investigation

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FPBP!

t. heathen atheist