Anons help

Anons help

I'm in a public shitter with diarrhea, but I ran out of paper.

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use your phone as a shit spatula.

take pic

Remember your training, remember the 3 shells!

use some leaves

I'm outside a convenience store.

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Love u

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oh ruck

why would u ever shit there

>literally up shit creek
Hah

I ate a rotisserie chicken from a convenience store

Call someone close to you to bring you some toilet paper or scream for someone and tell em’ you’ll pay them to buy toilet paper.

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Use your underwear and then leave them tied round the door handle as a shitty present to the next unfortunate retard to use that toilet.

Flush your shit and then use the clean water from the toilet bowl to wash your ass

The only answer.

I already did, they can't hear me.

I'm thankful for that though, there are tons of roaches outside.

Fuck it, I'm gonna wash my ass with water.

use your underpant ,then throw it in the bin, buy a new one in the next available store and put it on as soon as you can or maybe you can go home for a short amount of time and change it there.

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love (you) too, man

Use your underwear, scrub clean, throw it away.
Unless you're some faggot who buys calvin klein, you're down a few euros but won't feel like shit.

Socks

>them tied round the door handle as a shitty present to the next unfortunate retard to use that toilet.
shush

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Sacrifice your sock. GTFO as soon as you flush because it'll likely clog.

sock

Use your socks and underwear. Dont flush them though.

Dude, why don't you use the fucking paper towels.

lmao

I don't get this...why the fuck would you not check if there was toilet paper...

This predicament of yours tells me that you sat directly on the toilet seat...you now have hobo dick cheese transmitted super herpes.

keep us updated

Sounds like a good way to get sepsis.

Use your brain (underwear)

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yeah because public toilets who have no toilet paper are magicaly stacked with paper towels, it probably has one of this big blow dry systems

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Good thinking, kraut. This is probably your only option OP.

Not as common as you might think, thank God. But definitely wipe the seat before sitting down.

Based and Jew pilled.
Do it Goyim.