ITT: Ask the Opposite Sex Anything

I legit did this 2 days ago and I'm 30.

sent my ex-gf a text
>i really miss talking to you
she replied with
>i miss the conversations with you too :(

what now?

Would girls be turned off if they found out a guy had plastic surgery?

I'm starting to very seriously consider getting jaw implants

Respond

>hey bb u wan sum fuk?

so...her answer is a well packaged "i wanna fugg" message?

This is gonna sound retarded, but do I text my gf first every day or wait for her?
We have been together for a month, so this is like the prime of the relationship I feel...
I have nothing to say though... Do I just check on her?

noooo i am late for his bann

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You gotta make sacrifices.
Question, why do people date if the end goal isn't a long term relationship and eventually marrying the other person?

Stories plays back to back mate...

my boyfriend went to a party over the weekend with his friends, i was supposed to go with him but went to see my parents instead

he ended up spending the night at a girl's house in her bed but told me nothing happened and they didnt touch

am i right for being upset and saying he cheated on me? he said he missed the last train so went to hers and went to sleep in her bed as she didn't have a blanket for him. he always sleeps in his underwear and he told me right away that he did the same there. he kept telling me that nothing happened but told me about it because he felt bad.

insta stories don't work like that.

>he ended up spending the night at a girl's house in her bed
>missed the last train so went to hers and went to sleep in her bed as she didn't have a blanket for him. he always sleeps in his underwear
don't be that fucking stupid girl

They do on Android.

You cant know he cheated unless he tells you or you saw it.

Give him a chance to be honest with you and tell him that you dont believe him. In person or over skype. Hopefully hes telling the truth.

Please help a retard out...

if he did cheat why tell me this story? shes a friend of his so its not a new girl he met, but i still feel hurt that he did it. he said she was in her underwear and a baggy tshirt so maybe she tried something with him?

I met this girl a little while ago and we immediately had a strong connection with each-other. I see her every day in the week and we always talk and get on great, we've gone out (with others) a few times and we're planning on doing something specifically just us two before Christmas - it's like we became best friends straight away. It's weird as fuck and something like this has never happened to me before. When I get brave/drunk enough I get pretty confident around her and she always responds well (asking her to do things or a little flirting) but nothing outside of friendship has happened.

What do people do in this situation??? Just keep on as is, somehow drop more and more clear signals that I'm really into her, straight up tell her that I like her? I feel like a fucking kid who doesn't know what to do.

You ask her out.

girl broke up with guy, she dumped him.
i think she likes me. I wasnt attracted to her but she lost pile of weight and looks, well decent, now.

were gonna work togheter next week probably
even some of the fem coworkers want us to get togheter i feel.

And dont get me wrong, would be nice to get on with her, but im literally khhv

>if he did cheat why tell me this story?
Because the story probably would have made its way to you and he wanted to beat it.

Honestly he may be telling the truth, and I don't really want to give you any particular advice here in case he is, but if I was in your position I would be extremely skeptical and voice that to him in a serious way.

Either he'll be honest and he either did or did not, or he'll lie and he's a scumbag. It's all part of the fun.

Okay so I thought that and I already have but what's the difference in asking someone to do something as a date/whatever and just as a friend? Am I just overthinking this or being stupid? Should I look at it as just opportunities?

My head's all over the place here and it's shit. I've never done proper dating other than screwing around a bit but with that there was a pretty immediate physical connection.

Can work stress make guys not able to get erections? My boyfriend hasnt been able to get hard for the last month. He said its because he's stressed at work (he's an accountant). I tried wearing sexy underwear and stuff but it made no difference. His dick will get hard for like a few seconds but goes back to being soft again when I grab it.

I hate developing feelings for girls.
It makes me feel so fucking insecure I can't deal with it.
Like, seriously, all it took to throw me off my mental balance was for a cute girl to ask me to go eat with her and start hanging out with me, and now I keep wondering if she actually likes me or if I am just misinterpreting her behavior. I fucking hate this shit. Inane shit like how and how quickly she responds to my text messages make me insecure and paranoid. This is god damn annoying and horrible. I don't like myself when I am like this. How in the fuck do I make this stop?

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For me, stress increases blood pressure making erections stronger. Maybe exhaustion is the culprit. There are hundreds of things that could fuck up his libido though

girl keeps flirting with me more and more after she rejected me a month or two ago?

No need to text every day you don't want to come off as needy. But can definitely check in and if she us your girlfriend you should be hanging out at least once a week. Also not each text needs to be arranging a hang out, you can always just text her some funny thought or shit that came into your head

Honestly girls and boys rarely are 'just friends' without the undertones of sexuality or a potential relationship underlying the interactions. If she asked you to grab food I would assume she is at least somewhat interested. Just go and see where it goes bro, you should be happy it happened. I'd say even push a little bit to see if it can go somewhere. Enjoy the opportunity you have been given. This doesn't have to be such a big deal, relax (plus the cooler you stay the more attracted she will be to you)

Girls like persistence. Play it cool and pursue

Yes stress can cause that. Try deeply relaxing him before intimacy (massage, make him feel super comfortable with the situation). Could be a million things. When I was vegan I couldn't get a boner for example.

I have gone out with her a couple of times, and she has actively invited me to spend time with her. It is my own insecurity and paranoia that is causing problems for me. Like I said, inane shit like mere messages make me worried. I don't want to develop feelings if there is no reciprocity to them.

Marry a man and then find a woman for a long-term poly relationship.

I think I saw your boyfriend post on here yesterday. Good he told you, I guess?

That said y'all should actually talk to each other instead of getting advice from people on an Indonesian yak-sketching image board.

I've heard yes, but I've never had that problem myself. One of my ex-girlfriends, when she was with her ex-husband, told me they hadn't had sex for quite a while because he was too stressed/busy with grad school. Of course, he might have been having sex with some of the students he TA'd for, so idk. Maybe see how things are after April? Unless your appearance changed recently or he discovered something weird about you or something like that.

You say the word "date" when you're asking her out. [spoiler]Technically it can be a date without that too if both of you are interested in each other, but you run the risk of misinterpreting if you do that.[/spoiler]

If you like her, ask her out. That way you'll know either way and won't have to second-guess things. If you don't like her treat her as a friend exclusively.

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I like her, and I have asked her out for coffee.
Though, I might only like her because she's the first girl that has shown any interest in me in my entire life.

You are overthinking. If you genuinely want to hang out with someone who is a friend it shouldn't be weird at all. However if you are interested in them in a romantic way then be clear and ask them outright if they want to go on a date.

Better to give it a shot and deal with the rejection if it fails than to live the regret of "what if".
Be not afraid of rejection in the grand sceme of things. It turns boys into men and ultimately makes you a stronger person. If you become callous to it, you begin to have the attitude of someone with nothing to lose (and girls like that). From your last post I can tell you could use some emotional resiliency, dealing with some rejections could help you develop that.

That's okay :)

What does it mean when girls find guy to be creepy? Is it appearance or mannerisms?

are you ugly? you are creepy
are you cute? you are mysterious

The thing is that she has not outright rejected me or anything like that. We are supposed to go for a coffee tomorrow. However, shit like how long it took her to respond to me etc is making me nervous and insecure. Like I said, this shit borders on paranoia, and I don't like it. It would be easier for me if she outright rejected me right away than be in this uncertain territory where she keeps accepting my invites to hang out, invites me to hang out with her, offers to bake stuff for me etc. I don't know where I am standing in regards to her, does she just see me as a friend and acts this way towards all of her guy friends, or is she actually interested in me.
I am socially fucking retarded, and can't figure this shit out.

reminds me of this

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>went to the local christmas market with the only girl that ever seemed to actually maybe like me
>we're actually having fun and some good conversations
>at the end of the 'date' I pussy out and only hug her (most probably could've kissed her)

why am I like this? if she doesn't give me another chance (that I would probably mess up too) I literally have no idea what to do ;_;

>why am I like this?
you're afraid of rejection

Unfortunately you're right ;_;

Nice timing user but you have to take a leap of faith. You could try and set a goal of trying to kiss a girl after a first date next time.

What do I say back?

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Thank you buddy.
I know it's not the end of the world but the feeling of what could have been almost hurts physically

Dont knock yourself too hard, just take it as a lesson.

Not a big deal buddy I kissed my gf on our 3rd date

Cliché question maybe sexist even but I've ended up in this type of situation.

Girls: How is it my responsibility as the "looser" of a break up to also turn it into a friendship?

Ultra short backstory:
>Triangle drama between me ex and another guy, she picked the other guy>hurt
>Been quite some time since this and it doesn't bother me anymore (not that ya'll gonna believe that)
>have a lot of friends in common
>friends have recently started to try and get us back to some form of friendship, or more like pressuring me to "Be all right with what happened so we can all be friends again"
>I think as my question: How is it my responsibility to make it all right?

Here's hoping. Thanks

Your choices are these:

>Cut ties with your ex and your mutual friends.
>Cut ties with your ex and expect your mutual friends to have separate events when they want to see you as opposed to when they want to see your ex.
>Go to events with mutual friends knowing that your ex might be there, and maybe her new boyfriend, and avoid talking to her.
>Go to events with mutual friends, possibly your ex, and possibly her boyfriend and be friends with her/them too.

Your friends want to be able to see all of their friends as a friend group, and not have to juggle deciding which of you they'll invite and whether they have to try to find time to hang out with you separately in order to maintain their friendship with you if you don't go to events she's at.

I understand the why..
But in my head: It was her decisions that led to this situation in the first place.. I don't let people hurt me and then be all friendly like, if any form of friendship is to exist she has to take the steps to make it happen.. Atleast in my opinion, she created this mess to begin with so shouldn't it be on her to earn my forgiveness?

What does it mean if a girl asks me to give her a massage? I know nothing about giving massages. She's in my class in college and she asked me to come over to her flat after class this evening and she said I can give her a massage. I'm afraid I'll do it wrong and look stupid.

its literally true
google halo effect

its also same shit for males
nice long legs and set of ass and we are prone to close our eyes for every bad thing girl has going for her

It's your responsibility if it's something you want to do and initiate, same would go for her.
It sounds to me like your friends want you two to be friends so they can hang out with both of you without it being awkward.
You could choose to cut her out of your life to the best of your ability but this creates a tension in the friend group as a whole and puts the group in a position where they have to choose between the two of you, if not sooner than later.
You could also try and at least be cool about it, but the bad blood between the two of you will still be there and will ruin any outing for you and potentially for everyone else (you're right, I don't believe it doesn't bother you anymore, if she came with the other guy to a mutual outing you'd be at least irritated, it's entirely reasonable).
Neither choice is more correct, on the surface it might sound like the nicer thing to do is to be cool about hanging out around her, but realistically the tension would still be there which could still lead to the scenarios I described if you cut her out.
It's up to you, I have no advice to give you regarding which choice you should make, both would be reasonable, and you understand the situation better than any of us.
In my mind it can only mean one thing.
>hey, want to come over and [intimate physical contact] alone in my room? presumably on my bed?
>"b-but how do I do that?"
There's really not much to know, use your thumbs to apply a bit of force in circular motions on the back, specifically the shoulders below the neck and around the spine.
Let her lead you to where it feels good, each person has different spots that feel particularly good on their back.

Maybe she cares about your forgiveness, maybe she doesn't. But she's not the one asking for it.

In any case, you don't have to be friends with her, just tolerate her enough that you can go to events with both of you and not be constantly making catty remarks and being passive aggressive or worse.

I have a fetish similar to Buffalo Bill from silence of the lambs. How do I meet a girl who is cool with that or if I am with a girl who wouldn't be cool with that would that lead to problems?

what makes her better than you? nothing. Don’t be clingy and ruthless cut her out. Fuck being friends with her if she’s not interested in you why should you be interested in her.

what fetish?

I get off to fantasies about perfect disguises that look like attractive women. Like a piece of skin that could turn a male/obese/ugly person into a super model.
Could be me wearing it or having sex with someone wearing one.

that moderately cute cashier girl from local store smiled to me sonicely again from across the store

god i wish there was a way i could talk to her that isnt "hi" and "have a nice day"

>Marry a man and then find a woman for a long-term poly relationship.
I have no interest in poly stuff. I don't do casual sex either.

bump

Why would a girl give me all the signs she likes me when I know she does not.
>At party in hotel last night
>She comes to my room to hang out
>Starts throwing as much compliments at me as possible
>Tells me her panties are too tight
>I tell her she should just take them off
>She lifts up her dress and flashes me her panties to show that the dress is a little revealing so she needs them
>Complains her bra keeps showing, tells me I need to keep checking her chest to make sure her bra is not showing(permission to look at her boobs)
>We walk down to the party and sit beside each other at dinner
>Talk all night and I get her drinks(free bar)
>Shes in shitty mood, other people notice but really good with me
>Conversation goes well and shes really flirty
>To cheer her up I get to dance with me
>Keep saying shit likes she tired and we should sneak off and watch a movie in my hotel room
>Around 3 am we sneak out of the party
>I hold her hand and we go to our floor
>Suggest we should go watch the movie(I was drunk so I thought fuck it and take a chance and would have been just happy with a movie or even just a cuddle)
>Nope, says good night and walks off
>Next when I wake up she already checked out and left
>Bombarded the next day by other party members with questions, they all think we banged.

I don't have any feelings for her, I got rejected by her once but I still enjoy her company and find her attractive.
I'd be glad to be just friends with her but she keeps doing shit like above.

Does she like my attention? Is she afraid this is the only way I will keep giving her attention if she dangles some hope every so often.
I know it will never happen but I am just trying to understand her logic.

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Even if he didn't dick her it is pretty fucked up, if I was him I would have slept on the couch or the floor.

Girls
Strictly hypothetically speaking, would you push away a guy that was too good-looking?

I must subconsciously do something like that because I have a thing for kind of ugly guys and am usually bored by conventionally handsome men. I thought Steve Buscemi wasn't bad in Reservoir Dogs for example.

only some of them
really depends on their imagination

I exclusively fap to girls I know from real life. I can only get an erection if I have some sort of emotional connection. I don't get aroused by random women or celebrities who I don't personally know. I only fap to facebook beach bikini pics or general Instagram hot pics of girls from college or work.

Viagra is cheap from Canada. Don’t stress about it enjoy life

professional photos of coworkers and instagram thots are not going to give me an erection lmao. Maybe if I was still a 12 year old boy who was excited to find a lingerie catalogue.

see

I fucked the girl my friend has a crush on, what do I do?

>be friends with this guy who is essentially a robot, more out of oity really
>Kinds guy that only wants to complain about his life and never try to change
>Tells me he's in love with a girl in our group, tell him to confess so he can get rejected and move on
>Sends her the most cringeworthy message, she rejects him
>Tell him to hit the gym, shave his neckbeard, stop living in the internet etc..
>He tries to kill himself by jumping on train tracks, manage to drag him back up and take him home
>Thanks me the next morning, says he's going to seek professional help
>Next week drinking with friends and the girl is there, tells.me about the confession
>We drink and talk, walk her home.and she invites me in, fuck her ragged

Do I tell him or just keep it a secret? He's not a close friend but at the same.point I don't want him to kill himself

>I don't want him to kill himself
Then why would you tell him lol. Hopefully she keeps it to herself too.

Jesus Christ, don't tell him man. Also tell the girl about his suicide attempt and to keep it a secret too so it can never reach him.

No. There are guys that are considered good-looking but not my type, I've rejected those. But this amazingly beautiful man I met, exactly my type, I went out of my way to ask him out.

A girl I was dating cheated on me pretty badly and I ended up in a real bad mental space after that. I found another girl that is a sweetheart and treats me really well but the thing is that she is close friends with the girl I was dating before before. We both feel pretty shitty about it and keeping it under wraps because if first girl founds out she will go nuclear about it (she is dating the guy she cheated on me with btw)
Personally I dont think we are doing anything bad, people just move on or at least should.
Any advice about this situation will be really welcome

>if first girl founds out she will go nuclear about it
surely you're not trying to protect her in any way

Well, uhh, idk what to tell you here. Marry a transman? Or remove half of your spine and become a contortionist? Because I think those are your last two options here. I suppose you could go find someone like that one spy who could push his genitalia into his body and pretend he's a girl but they're pretty rare I think.

Nuclear in the snese that she will thorw a shitfit, treat her friend as a slut/shitty person, spread rumors and shit like that.
I dont want new girl to have a bad time because of some other girl mental breakdown

PT 1/2
>hanging out with girl who is a friend, but not a GF after work
>have feels for her, but keep them in check. pull plenty of other pussy on the side
>for namesake, we'll call her 'Daisy'
>"Mom bought clamato juice, user. Let's do Caesars!"
>Grab a 2-6 of vodka
>It's a Monday night, we both work FT jobs, but whatever. How bad can a couple be?
>SPOILERS: it gets pretty bad
>FFWD to 2AM, the 2-6 is gone and so is most of a 2L of cider we went on a booze cruise for
>Daisy wants nose beers
>try to talk her out of it
>bad things can happen when she's drunk and coked out
>ultimately wind up going to get them
>while out, get text from other girl that I've been smashing from time-to-time since July
>for namesake, we'll call her 'Mira'
>"Have u ever had 2 girls at once? :)"
>"No. Why?"
>"Would u like to?"
>holyshit.gif
>drop Daisy off at her place with her nose beers
>explain to her what's happening
>have tried to reschedule with Mira --not happening, it's now or never
>Daisy says she'll be okay
>leave Daisy's around 4AM, go to Mira's place
>fugg like rabbits for hours (shit was SO CASH)
>head home around 10AM
>call in sick to work
>check phone afterwards
>2 messages from Daisy
>6:15AM: I lied
>6:30AM: I'm in trouble
>fuck.bat
>crack dial her cell and work extension for 20 minutes
>no answer
>shitshitshit.exe
>been awake for almost 30 hours at this point
>need sleep
>wake up at 4PM
>check phone
>2 messages, 1 missed call and 1 voicemail from a rando number that I don't recognize
>it's Daisy's stepdad saying "it's an emergency, call me ASAP"
>youtube.com/watch?v=suY06PVK_bI

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>friends with girl
>she always wears yoga pants
>make a joke that it's my mission in life to see her wearing something else one day
>we both laugh, it's funny in context
>haven't seen her wearing yoga pants since

She wanna bang orrr?

PT 2/2
>he wants to meet in person to talk
>meet him at coffee shop a few blocks from my house
>he fills me in on WTF is going on
>Daisy cut herself to fucking ribbons and woke up her mom and stepdad soaked in blood
>it was so bad an ambulance was called
>she's now in the hospital
>donotfuckingcryAnon.exe
>stepdad confronts me with a list of times when we left/came back the night before (they have security cameras)
>"The doctors need to know what she took, user. If it was 'X' and they give her 'Y' it could kill her because 'Z'. And don't bullshit me because I will break your legs if I find out you lied."
>nothing left to preserve by lying, could lose Daisy if I don't tell the truth
>Canarysing.bat
>stepdad says to not mention that we talked
>ffwd to next day
>Daisy texts me, fills me in on her version of events
>play dumb like I don't know
>we go for sushi
>ffwd 1 more day
>Daisy has been fired from her job
>texts me "I hate you. Our friendship is over. You told mom and it fucked everything up."
>angry AF, don't reply for a whole day 'coz I'm too mad
>"Snitch has nothing to say. Awesome."
>keep head down for a week
>fill her in on what happened that day, explain that I thought she was dying, etc.
>"I'll call you in a couple days, user."
>ffwd 2 weeks, not a word
>she's removed me on facebook
>haven't spoken to her since Oct. 3rd

WTF is happening here anymore? What did I do wrong? How do I fix this?

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Girls

What is a guy suppose to do if he’s 35 and hasn’t had a relationship or anything with girls since he was 26, and that was his only relationship?

I forgot everything

>gf always grabs my belly
I-I thought girls hated fat guys

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smiling is part of her job user. Please do not flirt with her/ask her out while she is trapped by the context of her job.

Guys, what do you think periods feel like?

Also, I think getting kicked in the balls probably feels like sharp, radiating pain that knocks the wind out of you and makes you sore for days or maybe sensitive like a bruise. Yes/no?

When guys poop, do your dicks dangle or rest in your lap?

>Guys, what do you think periods feel like?
I imagine it as a rawness within your stomach that spreads out in stinging waves

>I think getting kicked in the balls probably feels like sharp, radiating pain that knocks the wind out of you and makes you sore for days or maybe sensitive like a bruise. Yes/no?
Not sharp, in fact sometimes whatever hits you in the balls feels "bigger" than the object really is. It's like getting punched in the gut combined with an immediate feeling of ache spreading and swelling outward in your ballsack. You know the feeling of a lump in your head swelling after you bump it? It's like that kind of, but just really fucking painful. Wind gets knocked out too.

It depends. If my benis is cold, it shrinks. If it’s hot, if dangles.

Do you masturbate often? And have you ever put anything in your butt?

Women, what's your idea of charming and romantic behaviour?

I'm trying to understand exactly how to rev desire and understand seduction.

What if I frequently to a girl in class but doesnt reply to my messenger messages? I think she has a chat group with her other female friends that she responds to and I haven't barraged her with messages, at most I only sent two in the entire history.