RUSSIA STRONK

>they cant even build cars right

Name one car you built that can compete with Lada.

anything made after the model t

space is commercial now and its just cheaper to use old janky slavshit

>go on russian space tour
>finally leave this planet
>go to bathroom
>Ivan drilling holes in the toilet

i can confirm, russians are as bad with toilets as poos. i went to moscow once

This is bullshit. Russia will not have a space yacht in 5 years. It's about as likely as fusion power.

Because earth is not flat but there is a 'ceiling'. Space is darkmode plasma. Its a really unfriendly enviroment.

But why not go to the moon sometimes at least. We did that before right?

>NEAR orbit
Fake space flights

AHAHAHAHA
Nothing of this will happen

>near earth orbit
no, that's not what near earth orbit means
they probably mean nearly earth orbit, as in suborbital, and probably not even that

I see only typical american ignorance in your words.

Jesus

So many damn shills here

Guess what pol

Russia has the biggest White population on Earth and The greatest military

And yes

This Goddamn spaceshuttlr will Take tourists on a nicr vacation in space

Fucking idiot zoomer shildren INVADING The board

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Can't wait to see the American version with all the rockets and the LASER's and shit.
It'll be awesome.

Nice aerodynamics on that space biplane. Copy the front of SpaceShipTwo and add a couple of MiGs to make the tail? Kinda odd.

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Möre shilling

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Get in This pro Russia thread

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Oh boy, it's been awhile since Russia has used a five year plan.

I wonder how many people will die this time.

>LMglmmllmlmglngnlglmmlglnglmglmlnglm glmglngl,mglm lgnlgmlgnlm.

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No, we did not. Here is what happened to comrade Komarov when he entered the darkmode plasma known as space.

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i've been seeing these "we will have space tourism soon" articles for at least a decade

The sad part is that it appears blatantly obviously to be corruption and despotism holding their economy back too.

Fuck Russia. We need united Europe

More fucking CNN SHILLS

You will all burn in hell kids

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Cocksuckers say this sorta shit all the time while they're drumming up investor money and then nothing ever happens. Don't TELL me about shit you say you're gonna do, DO it.

>Brrrrrreeeeee breeee brlllleleeeeemeeeeeeeeeeee mnnnnnfnglglflflgnngfnn nnn nnnngngdshshhhhshshhh

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Its okay,Sven, your bull will arrive, no need to be so upset.

will you go to space after slaying all your enemies with your battleaxe?

Are you retarded or trolling?

Greatest military...
are you huffing glue?

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He's a paid Russian shill on drugs.

Muh PUTINBOT MEME

Guess what

Some people on this board actually likes Russia becouse they dont Read fucking CNN like a söybiy

> mmm grayons
The more insane the viewgraph, the less likely it flies.

Lol Russia has a GDP less than Italy for shits sake. No ones worried about Italy and so definitely no one is worried avout Russia.

Again. We are at the 6 place of the world.
Google about GDP PPP

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Whatever... (((space))) is just another kike trick anyway.

Wow. Hologram technology has really come a long ways.

hmm... space is now darkmode plasma

every year, space is something completely different

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