How easy would it be to steal a knife from walmart

How easy would it be to steal a knife from walmart

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Hard, they watch EVERYTHING and the knives are in a locked glass case with an alarm. Get a job.

Stealing almost anything from walmart is easy. just grab it and put it in your pocket.

>when you're so poor you can't afford a knife
Hahahaha

Thats target
Its for other reasons that i cant say

Also fuck all the normalfags here you suck and i wish i could kill you in the most painful way possible

lol fuck you I have a gun

Knives are like 2 dollars at Walmart.

Just buy it.

Are you going to kill someone?

Apparently so:
OP, just stab yourself in the balls with a fork and spare humanity any future burden of your retardation

find out urself

I have a bulletproof vest and know jiu jitsu
no its for bushcraft

as i said there are unspecified reasons why i cant just give me a tutorial on how to steal it

ice picks are for killing knives are for wilderness survival

I know why you can't just buy it, it's because you're underage. Don't be a loser and find some 18 year old to buy it for you. Cut him if he tells on you.

Lol I was gonna mention this too.

Buy it online no one ids you. We aren't a nanny state like Britain yet.

Walmart employee here, if I see your broke ass stealing our knives i'll break your kneecaps there and then motherfucker, try me

Stab him with the knife he tried to steal

It would be easier to steal that knife if you had a cutting utensil to cut through the plastic like a scissors or some kind of knife.

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I bench press 315 for 4 reps and run a mile in 4:57

no one asked lmao

just buy a bahco branded mora you retarded cunt its literally 10 dorra$

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I steal one or two small things all the time with self checkouts

>not buying the original basic bitch edition for $3.9

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