Somebody pls talk me out of suicide...

Killing yourself won't end the pain. It will end you will pain. Other than that the only thing that jt really ends is the chance of things getting better.

Seriously, it's awful advice. Never ever call them. You'll think things can't get worse, but you'll be wrong.

It's not really good advice for someone like OP. I've been there. The response isn't "oh yeah, I don't want to die alone and unhappy", it's "so what, then there's a 100 percent chance I die alone and unhappy later instead". Platitudes are not solutions.

I mean OP just has to understand that the only real way to solve any problems they are facing is to continue living. An essay doesn't get better if you stop writing it.

There's a sense of confidence that comes with this because if you're still actively suicidal then you realize you hold the cards in life. You can take risks and see how they turn out and then if not then you always have that choice. You generally shouldn't but if things got that bad then it is an option. It's empowering.

>the only real way to solve any problems they are facing is to continue living
Just saying "oh you should live for living's sake because I like living so you must too" is silly. If you want to really help him, you need to actually attempt to connect with him and help work things out, not command him to be happy.

>An essay doesn't get better if you stop writing it.
It doesn't get worse either. Again, platitudes are not solutions.

>Just saying "oh you should live for living's sake because I like living so you must too" is silly. If you want to really help him, you need to actually attempt to connect with him and help work things out, not command him to be happy.

I never mentioned being happy once in my post. Surviving a situation has nothing to do with emotions but rather the actions that are taken. The point is that even if OP is facing some serious hardship in life suicide solves nothing.

>It doesn't get worse either. Again, platitudes are not solutions.

These are not platitudes. Nothing objectively is worse than death because death is unknowable. If death at the best case scenario is absolutely nothing then you cannot be worse off than dead because you at least have the opportunity of being alive to experience things. If death is nothingness then concept of "from nothing to nothing" is true, and the best that we can get comes from the period of time that we are alive. By committing suicide you both don't solve any of the problems being faced at the moment, and stop yourself from making them any better or ever experiencing anything good.

Things can get worse in life that is true but that does not outweigh the fact that they could also stay the same or get better. Even if you were in the worst possible position in life you cannot predict the future and rule out the chance of betterment, and ending things before you reach the end just robs you of that opportunity. If you wanna boil it down then that's still 2/3s in your favor of a nonshitty life even if you don't take action to better it. Suicide is not a solution to any problem ever, it's the lack of an answer.

Life isn't worth living for the majority of the world population.

Still, if you have access to this board, I assume you aren't exactly eating dirt to survive. Enjoy the simple things in life like food, drinks, art, etc. and stop beating yourself up over meaningless shit.

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What situation are you living in?

You ever thought of starting over?
I've always though that if I ever get to that point I'd leave and maybe live in the wilderness for a while and do something like build a house or go some where overseas and start again there. Probably not the best advice but those thoughts were always in my head

Yea, just think of the sick fucks on the other end of the line. You know some of them get off knowing that the conversation they just had with the person on the other line is what directly led to their suicide. It's gotta be a power trip.... Maybe you should work for the suicide hotline OP. Might be fun to listen to people blow their brains out.

dude just join some movement and devote yourself to it so you can turn your lack of care of death into something positive. Not like killing people but killing yourself for the cause. And figuratively killing yourself like working hard.

I just hung up the suicide hotline a couple of minutes ago, also suicidal. Keep going one step at a time user, I'm walking with you. It's excruciating. But a couple of years from now we will be shitposting together in some other thread. Hold on friend.

I'm , and thank you for this post. I am forced to start over and leave my life behind, and your words put this task in a bit of a difficult light. It's extremely difficult. Words like yours give hope.

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>the future scares me
Don't be afraid. Nothing really changes in the grand scheme of things.
>I have no friends
Try harder to talk to people, join a hobby or something.
>no job no prospects
Work harder towards making whatever skills you have marketable.
Get an internship or something, what else are you going to do with your time?
>I haven't talked to an actual person in 2 weeks
Call your parents? a sibling? and old friend?

Think of it this way: Everything you do to improve your life will drastically improve it for you and everyone around you.
Let's assume in a parallel world, an identical person to you died today.
How much better could you make things if you didn't?

Here is a short bucket list based on your OP:
>Get a job
>Get a group of people you consider friends.
>Have a day without suicidal thoughts
>Talk to people regularly.

>Everything you do to improve your life will drastically improve it for you and everyone around you.
This is really good advice

There's nothing great about being someone's worker slave. Learn how to become self employed and self sustainable.

cumming inside a loli should be in your bucket list

Also: find your kind of people. They are out there. Only you know what the type of person is that you would consider your "type". But go after them. Don't try to impress the rest. My life improved immensely when I started living according to this. I used to try to get along with anyone, with random people who I drifted towards to in life. It was a stupid thing to do. When I took a look at myself, I realized that there is something common in all the people that I would consider my true friends in my past. Turns out there is so much more of that type of person. I my case that is roughly "teachers". I'm a teacher myself too, so it makes sense.

*there are so many more people like that

>There's nothing great about being someone's worker slave. Learn how to become self employed and self sustainable.
THIS

Go to an A.A. meeting

I'm not an alcoholic