Where is the dirt on Brian Seltzer? There's got to be something nasty out there about him there's got to be an image of him with his tiny penis poking through a speedo. gotta be something out there that we can use to fuck with this little piece of shit somebody help me
Brian Selter, where is the dirt on this faggot?
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he raped me
Well he looks like a pedo and works for CNN, so...
>33 years old
haha
Anderson Cooper raped him in CNN's executive washroom.
So you're saying he's Anderson Cooper's super duper pooper scooper
jesus christ he is. I thought he was at least in his 50s
This guy is 200% jew
went to towson university in baltimore
dirt is coming soon
Stelter was born in Damascus, Maryland. He was educated at Damascus High School, a public high school in Damascus, Maryland, graduating in 2003,[1] followed by Towson University where he served as editor-in-chief of The Towerlight from 2005 to 2007. While still a student, he created TVNewser, a blog about television and cable news which he later sold to Mediabistro.
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHA
Penis? I don't think he's got one of those yet..
Looks like Jared Fogle.
member of Damascus United Methodist Church, 9700 New Church St., Damascus MD.
anderson cooper gives him the 5 dollar footlong
Me too
Looking up dirt on him will bore you to death.
I always assumed Brian Seltzer water what's a homosexual he doesn't seem like he could have sex with a female but he definitely seems like he could take a dick in the ass and swallow a few gallons of Anderson Cooper jiz
I tried to look up dirt on him before but all I could find was Don Lemons cock in his mouth
probably only takes loads in the ass, those dentures look dangerous
After college, he went straight to working for the Times as a media reporter, where he apprenticed under media critic David Carr, and starred in a supporting role in the 2011 documentary, Page One.
Carr, who collapsed and died in the Times newsroom in 2015, left behind a legacy that looms large in Stelter’s mind. “David mentored and nurtured countless journalists, and I was so lucky to be one of them,” Stelter told CNN after Carr’s death. “I loved him like a father and he treated me like a son.” In one memorable line from Page One, Carr describes Stelter as “a robot assembled in the basement of The New York Times to come and destroy me.”
When he raped you did he treat you nicely did he wipe his penis on the curtains did he use lubrication did he come in your mouth
imagine you wake up and see this guy staring at you like this
Shit. He's going to be on the air forever.
Guy literally wants 1984 news reporting. Thinks nothing should be live, but be recorded, and clipped and commented on.
Your best hope for dirt might start with contacting whomever was charged with spying on him.
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He looks like someone with a few terabytes of CP on his hard drive.
lol what the fuck
good. the more he spews garbage, the more people see the garbage
He's a robot penis sent to destroy Anderson Cooper's anus
>good. the more he spews garbage, the more people see the garbage
They don't see it. He has a panel of people surrounding him agreeing with him. It's group think for the viewers.
Did she see his penis? That would be great if he had a really tiny penis we could really use that cuz I'm really sure he does have a tiny penis and I'm really sure he has child pronography on his hard drive also
Little brian stelter hahahahagagag
That thing is evil
He is into mule sex. I have photo`s of him in a bar in Havana, taking it up the ass from a huge mule. He was in hog heaven. Now that I remember it a pig was lined up to do him when he mule finished. Think CNN will publish the photo`s?
Yes he's Pure Evil you can just tell by looking at his face he's a disingenuous nasty little Satan.
i live around Damascus, a bunch of kids there just got charged with rape
I'm assuming the people charged with rape are breathing the same air that Brian stelter was breathing and they probably also drink the same tap water and if those people were charged with rape and they all drink the same tap water and breathe the same air as Brian stelter then they are all certainly rapists just like him and he just like them
I loath people who smile like this. It's like basedboy that open their mouth for excitement. Dead eyes. He is just showing his teeth. Usually a sign of being under threat by animals in the wild of just displaying teeth so maybe he feels threatened by all the goys around him? Or maybe all the ayys go to the same how to appear human school and smile.
Watching him backpedal on recent headlines is just the best. First on the case over that "white supremecist" who supposedly killed a 9 yr old black girl, and now jussie smolette case.
Dont let the shills tell you otherwise, we are kicking ass left and right. Feels good to be right wing.
I was surprised to learn that he wasn't Jewish.
Get the woman in red drunk and ask her.
Also, figure out where lives.
It's not too hard.
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Pic related is his type.
YOU GOT that RIGHT.
excellent
cnn shit is so wacky all it does is turn people away from "MUH GOBBUNISM"
Of course he's not Jewish.
He celebrates Christmas.
Brian Stelter sounds like a woman and barely looks human. Was he made in a lab or something?
Go to any mr potato head farm and you’ll find his ancestors
oh lord is he 4 feet tall?
Is he the most sceptical guy on CNN?
His wife is a jew which makes him a race traitor
They don't see it like that though. They all AGREE that with it.
Hold on a fucking minute whats that multi stemmed candlestick doing there?
Mike Enoch said he was not Jewish on the latest strike and mike.
>phone screen is absolutely riddled with fingerprints
>spotless plexiglass chairs.
He is so strange looking. His face say 30 but his hair says 50
Around the year 2004, I bumped into Brian on a website, it may have been TVheads. It was basically a website where guys were posting pictures of Cable TV news personalities (the female TV anchors who were hot back then - mainly Rudi Bakhtiar). Brian showed up, he was about 19 years old at the time, and instead of posting pictures of the women, he would instead ask about what schedule they were working because he was tracking how much airtime each News personality was getting on the major networks. He stood out because he was odd, all the other guys were posting pictures of women, and instead he was asking about how much airtime they got.... Turns out he was tracking all this information on his own website, and he would later use this website to garner a name for himself and get a handy job at a newspaper and that is how he moved up the ranks.... he has been interested in Cable News since as far back as 2003 or earlier than that...
Check the date. This is him pretending to be skeptical all along.
and this is how he looked back around age 22 or so...
He is 6 ft (1.83m) tall.
His wife is Jewish and they plan to raise their kids Jewish. Brian Stelter himself was raised Methodist, but now he follows no religion.
Just because he said he wasn't sceptical right from the beginning, doesn't mean he was all along.
is that with the tom cruise 12" heels
he only looks about 48, 47 there
An interview Brian gave back in 2007, about the website he started his Freshman year of college, around 2003...
wow i thought he was flaming homo
he has a wife and baby
how can this be
it's his cover story
what I don't get is the "bozo roll"?
why does he (and other people with that type of baldness) STILL grow out their hair?
what's the point?
i'm not asking this rhetorically btw...I'd like answers
lol'd
he looks like a fucking deplorable inbred from Arkansas in this pic. And his cunt is a troll from hell. look at his hands...you can smell the taint strip. Betcha the fat fuck bathes his balls rarely - just so he can savor his manly taint stench for sexual purposes. I heard he cant get a boner unless he sniffs dirty panties or his own armpits.
god he's a pos
HOLY SHIT HE IS MY AGE AHHHHAAHAHHAHAHA THAT BUTTERBALL AHHHHHHHH
he looks like George Costanza on onions
nice haircut faggot
what the fuck am i reading
He’s a creepy looking faggot.
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>Look on table
every. single. time.
if you cut on the dotted line and peeled this thing back what would be inside?
his wife is jewish and they plan to raise their children jewish
an empty cavity
verbal IQ
He regularly visits an adult video store close to his home where he has anonymous sex with guys in the theater. I know because I’ve seen him there a dozen times and he sucked me off once.
why does stelty's face offend me so viscerally
who does it better, him or anderson cooper?
This. Genuinely love that impersonation.
damn, now I finally understand the insidiousness of this psyop, why it was specifically named "me too" is to get this idea stuck in women's minds to chime in with false accusations one after another
*hisses in Yiddish*
(((Someone))) thinks he's special.
Hi Mark
I don't trust people who smile like monkeys showing all of their teeth.
jared fogel escaped from prison and found an amazing disguise
I'm willing to bet money that he's a child molester
He reminds me of Jarred Fogle, the Subway kiddie diddler.
Yeah you can tell the guy likes children that are pre-pubescent just look at his greasy face is greasy smile and his greasy hunchback and his troll like body with his short legs. the only thing that even looks remotely human on this guy is his face. his body looks like Shrek and down syndrome made a baby