>Ian Hammond, the petition creator, wants to sell The Treasure State to the nation's neighbor to the north for $1 trillion. >“We have too much debt and Montana is useless. Just tell them it has beavers or something,” the petition description read. >There was at least one who thought Montana becoming part of Canada was a bad idea. >“Love you my American friends. Love you more because you aren't here. We have enough trouble with Trudeau's (our Prime Minister) socialism,” George Lyche wrote. “We don't need to import more from your whacko-democrats. Here's the new 'green deal' - we'll pay you to stay home!!”
>argument from border gore based and redpilled. we should buy alaska instead, that would be much tidier.
Wyatt Hernandez
or we could give the Maritimes to America
Ryan Barnes
Will never happen.
And canada can't afford it.
Daniel Martin
>get the Maritimes >full of Maritimers Nice try fag.
Evan Rodriguez
Can you not read your own goddamn green text you illiterate fuck? FIRST LINE "Ian Hammond, the petition creator" IAN HAMMOND DID THIS
Asher Lee
God forbid you want more white people, am I right?
Nolan Ramirez
How about America buys Canada, builds fucking pipelines and refineries, and it all pays for itself within a decade? Plus America ensures energy independence for years to come, and Trump can assign Justin to be his personal cabana boy.
>get more white people >they vote straight D because they're poor and liberal as shit You can't play me that easily.
Juan Powell
That's not how it works. Maritimers are swing voters at heart, whoever isn't currently fucking us over is who we vote for. Plus the reason we're poor is because of Ottawa.
Brandon Scott
how much can we get for chicago?
Cameron Miller
Annex alberta and give them full citizenship in exchange for oil rights
John Cruz
Fuck, give it to them for free and let Texas secede.
Leo White
>how much can we get for chicago? about tree-fitty
Trade us quebec and ontario for montana, and it's a deal.
Nicholas Lewis
Why the fuck would we want to buy Montana? Hell we don’t even have 1 trillion dollars to use up to begin with. If by any modicum of a chance that did happen there would be a national shitstorm especially when people would wonder where the money came from and why it wouldn’t be used for fixing national infratstructure and a list of other problems.
Logan Bell
Selling land to Canada is essentially selling land to the Queen of England. The inbred royal bluebloods are still mad over not conquering the United states.
Eli Robinson
We'd take Montana, but we can't afford $1 trillion.
How about a trade? You get Toronto, Vancouver, and Quebec in exchange for Montana.
Josiah Miller
>Alright you bastards, which one of you did this?
Fuck that. Sell Commiefornia. Canadacucks would be all over it.
Gavin Baker
THE DEBT IS AT 22 TRILLION
HOW THE FUCK IS 1 TRILLION GOING TO EASE THE DEBT
Sebastian Hill
Would you Canadian faggots be willing to trade New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island, and Newfoundland
For
All of California south of Bakersfield, all of Washington northwest of Seattle, Puerto Rico. And we'll even invade Baja California and you can have that too.
I mean come on, you faggots are planning on importing 70 million niggers by 2030, what's a better place for niggers than the loving liberals of LA and San Diego.
You literally cant go wrong with this deal.
Connor Reed
The reason you are poor is booze.
Isaiah Bailey
Not another Manitoba tabarnak. Give us Vermont.
Cameron Green
>Canadacucks would be all over it.
Justin Castrodeau would be salivating over all the trannies, illegals and braindead leftists if that happened.
Canada is also indebted to the balls unless you imply Canada is a provincial outpost of the chinese.
Kayden Roberts
Can we sell California to Poland? I would love to see some shit go down with the degenerates there.
Ryan Bailey
>Gaydos
Jordan Thompson
I have a better idea. Let's sell these states instead. Most of them said they were going to move to Canada when Trump won anyway. It's a win win situation for everyone.
you can't sell a state you mongs, it is federated, and it would have to agree to sell itself, and then the feds have to agree, and the Montanans would want their cut.
Tyler Ramirez
annex Canada to ease US national debt
Levi Rogers
Well I definitely and royalty fucked that up. Here, I'll add this for context.
John Allen
shut up!
Oliver Miller
We got a special going where you buy Montana and get California free
Jacob Moore
Maybe like $50 for Robert.
Leo Robinson
10 years on, Helena is capital city of the smoldering wreckage of Canukistan.
Gavin Rodriguez
I live in eastern,WA. It wouldn't work out because it's a bunch of crazy hillbillies out here with enough guns and ammo to arm the marines that don't want to be fucked with. Same with Montana.
Jeremiah Sanchez
Ideally all non whites are deported from the USA and Canada and we become one country Quebec becomes autonomous
Nicholas Peterson
Keep your Ontario.
Luis Parker
great so we would be $19,000,000,000,000 in debt instead of $20,000,000,000,000
Henry Cox
OR .... WAIT A COUPLE OF YEARS AND BUY CANADA FOR A COUPLE OF US DOLLARS
The joke is that Toronto, Vancouver, and Quebec are already essentially foreign holdings.
Quebec is why we have bilingualism, and because we have bilingualism, nearly all of our important bureaucrats, and way too many of our politicians are "bilingual", meaning the French. There are no real opportunities for English-speakers to learn French, because all of the French know English and switch to it, whereas all of the French are surrounded by important and enjoyable things in English and people who only speak English, so of course they learn it.
The French might have been here for a long time, but they are still foreigners to the English-speaking mainstream, even if they're Western foreigners. Their culture is different, their values are different, and they have been extremely stubborn in refusing to assimilate, unlike all of the other European settler groups. We need a border between them and us. We sure as fuck need to stop having French as an official language and preferentially giving them government jobs. People who don't speak English as their native language shouldn't even be considered for important jobs in government.
Robert Bailey
How about you take Saskatchewan and Manitoba for $2.50?
Brandon Martinez
American media is so fucking stupid
Ian Martin
I mean, I've got the $2.50 right here. And I can throw in a case of Crown Royal and a gallon of Manitoba maple syrup.
Jayden Turner
dude we tries to leave twice and you did everything in your power to make us stay. Your dumb multiculturalist policy was instaured to halt Quebec nationalism. Also you have no identity except hurr durr tim horton and hurr durr muh shitty hockey team.
Fucking anglo, so stupid. Go back listening to your Ipod and drinking Starbuck coffee you concordia faggot.
Levi Martin
Canada has nothing to pay us with. They sold their gold reserves off two years ago, they'd literally be paying us with useless paper.
Gavin Watson
You won't be calling that paper 'useless' when you have a sloppy diarrhea and are out of butt-wipe.
Josiah Sullivan
Our money is made out of plastic, it's quite literally not even good enough to wipe your ass with.
Oliver Allen
news flash: aint nobody every paying that debt off lmao...better start stacking PMs and crypto
Brandon Thompson
why would a news outlet that supposedly considers itself serious and legit, run a story on some juvenile prank like this.
Nicholas Richardson
>you did everything in your power to make us stay Who is "you"? I'm not the federal government. Democracy doesn't put the people in charge, or even the majority, it puts politicians in charge, it makes gaining power a contest of being the best, most deeply networked liar among liars. The average person never has the time, the resources, or even the intelligence to make informed, competent voting decision. It's just a manipulation and cheating contest.
>Your dumb multiculturalist policy was instaured to halt Quebec nationalism. No it wasn't. It was happening at the same time as they were ending segregation and race-based immigration policy in the USA. It was part of the same movement.
In fact, it was a fucking French Prime Minister who instituted multiculturalism. Remember the original Trudeau? The worst of our horrible fucking faggot politicans have all been French. The Left always wants to maneuver a group that doesn't identify with the mainstream into control, because they have no loyalty to that mainstream, and therefore destroy what they manage. For that reason, if the French can't be separate, they should at least be kept out of leadership positions.
>you have no identity except hurr durr tim horton and hurr durr muh shitty hockey team We can't talk about our real identity, or we get called racist and our lives are destroyed. The French only get away with it because you're an official oppressed group. Congratulations, you're honorary niggers!
We are settlers. We came and turned wilderness into productive farms, mines, and factories, in one of the world's harshest climates. We adopted the English culture to enable our cooperation. We built something wonderful together. This is our identity.
Charles Lopez
>We are settlers. We came and turned wilderness into productive farms, mines, and factories, in one of the world's harshest climates. as we are even if we talk french like it or not quebec belong to us its canadian that stole the referendum for economic reason say what you want anyway do you truly prefer immigrant to quebecois ? like how fucked are you
Caleb Hughes
Is that the instore price?
Isaac Wilson
I'd have let you niggers rot in the cold if it was up to me. Fuck you and fuck your welfare province.
Jace Gutierrez
Sell Washington, Idaho, North Dakota and Minnesota for the same price and you'd have enough to fund the Green New Deal
James Smith
>like it or not quebec belong to us You lost it in 1759. You've been a conquered people living as subjects of the English crown for longer than America has existed. If you wanted to live as Frenchmen after that, you should have gone back to France.
By your refusal to assimilate, you've mostly hurt yourselves. Surrounded by English-speaking mainstream Canada and the USA, you insist on being incompatible and inconvenient to trade with. You fumble through your dealings in thickly-accented English with frequent misunderstandings, so people don't want to deal with you. You chose to isolate yourselves and make yourselves poor, rather than become competent in the local ways of doing business. Consequently, your main export is bilingual bureaucrats inflicted on us by unworthy elites, as they afflict us with niggers and towelheads.
Nobody is oppressing you more than the rest of us. You're doing something self-destructive enough that even major special privileges from the government don't bring you up to the same level of success.
>its canadian that stole the referendum for economic reason 1) The referendum wasn't stolen. Even 40% of francophone voters voted against separation in the last one. 60% is hardly the kind of overwhelming support that justifies a separation. You've had several referendums, and Quebec always voted to stay. 2) You didn't have the strength to separate even if you won the referendum by a slim majority. It was all for show. 3) You had far more to lose than we did. We could have been free of French bureaucrats and politicians. Quebec takes more than it gives.
Anyway, I think Quebec should separate. It should be trimmed down at least to the part of Quebec that was ever held by France. You were never capable of defending that territory, so you don't have a credible claim on the natural resources of the whole arbitrary internal district of Canada.
>do you truly prefer immigrant to quebecois ? Don't be an idiot.
Jaxson Williams
>canada needs more desolate, open range k good luck
Logan Cook
>it all pays for itself within a decade it might be worth that much if you weren't living there
