Devs Feb 18 >DeZ:A prisoner exhcange between IS and SDF happen on Monday. Both are preparing for new clashes as IS refuses to surrender >Two humanitarian corridors open for refugees from Rukban camp >Lavrov:US attempting to break up Syria and create quasi-state >Dozens of ISIS terrorists allegedly escape from Syria to Iraq >Aleppo:HTS fired several artillery shells on the city >Russia:US will not withdraw completely from Sy >SDF demads Damascus to recognize northeastern Sy autonomy, vows to liberate Afrin >Assad adviser rejects idea of granting Kurds autonomy in Syria >Twin suicide attacks rock Idlib city, 15+ killed, 30 injured >Taliban say Us-taliban talks in Islamabad are postponed because some members of delegation are on US&UN blacklists >Assad to groups ‘betting on America’:US will sell you out, no one can protect you but Syria >Trump warns Venezuela military that they might “lose everything” supporting Maduro >Haiti:US citizens arrested as part of suspected mercenary group hired to quell protests. They possessed automatic weapons,communications equipment&several license plates >Yemen:Saudi Arabia accuses Iran of supplying Al-Qaeda with weapons >Sanaa:Mass pro-Palestine rally denounces US-led Warsaw Conference
LATEST VZLA UPDATES: >Bolsonaro spox says Brazil will join humanitarian aid task force for Feb23 operation. >US citizens arrested as part of suspected mercenary group hired to quell rotests in Haiti >USS Abraham Lincoln deployed for "naval excercises" >Venezuela stages own concerts in response to Branson's Live Aid show, vows to send aid to Colombian communities >Maduro: Russia to send humanitarian aid to VZLA >Guaido: "humanitarian aid" will enter VZLA on Feb23 >Venezuela told 4 EU MEPs to fuck off at the airport >Aruba refinery puts refurbishment on hold due to Venezuela sanctions >Petrocaribe mechanism begins to crumble; protests take root in Haiti and Dominican Rep. >Brazilian General assigned to US Southern Command w/out congressional approval >U.S. tells European Union to recognize Guaido as Venezuela president >Netherlands will set up a aid hub on its island of Curacao; Venezuela closes maritime borders with Dutch Antilles. >Argentina is ready to send their own white helmets to help in Venezuela >US military planes land near VZLA with aid >Maduro govt reportedly having secret meetings with US envoy >Brazilian company Odebrecht (embroiled in biggest financial scandal) involved with Venezuelan opposition as well as govt >Hinterlaces POLL: 57% Say Maduro Is Their Legitimate President; 32% say Guiado, 11% did not know >Guaidó rejected call from Mexico and Uruguay for dialogue, mediation >U.S. sanctions Nicaragua’s petroleum company >Lima Group opposes military intervention in Venezuela >WSJ: Pence called Guaido night before 23Jan to ask him to go full coup >Bank of England, lobbied by US, wants to steer 1.2bi of Vzla assets to Guaido
get fried by walking through the incoming beam. maybe while lounging on a yacht with 3 topless dancers, sailing towards tahiti....zap... for just a sectron the wandering beam crosses the front deck where im filling some random dancers front bottom hole with seed, and then it's all over, for the child newly fused from the semen and ovaries, the embryo, incinerated, More cruelly than by a semi-legal professional abortionist with a coat-hanger as first fiddle.
>ok so how do you track that beam across the surface it will beam describe across? - i.e. an equator or similarly aligned latitudinal ellipse, because it' have to be in 'heliostatic' orbit ( i.e. staying static to the sun, rather than staying static to the earth). how do you prevent the yacht incident, and my semen from being wasted by being dumped into a soon to-be-fried and yet semi-disposable womb?
bbc.com/news/uk-47299907 >Shamima Begum: IS teenager to lose UK citizenship Shamima Begum, who joined the Islamic State group in Syria aged 15, is to lose her UK citizenship.
Whitehall sources said it was possible to strip the 19-year-old of British nationality as she was eligible for citizenship of another country.
Her family's lawyer, Tasnime Akunjee, said they were "disappointed" with the decision and were considering "all legal avenues" to challenge it.
Ms Begum, who left east London in 2015, had said she wanted to return home.
She was found in a Syrian refugee camp last week after reportedly leaving Baghuz - IS's last stronghold - and gave birth to a son at the weekend.
In an interview with the BBC on Monday, Ms Begum said she never sought to be an IS "poster girl" and now simply wished to raise her child quietly in the UK.
ITV News obtained the letter sent to Ms Begum's mother, asking her to inform her daughter of the decision. >the video is a bit chilling. she doesn't quite understand how she should approach the conversation. probably a wise choice to ban her.
Benjamin Hall
you could beam down the concentrated sun light ro receptors at the poles. maybe slowly tracking receivers at the orbital poles. or some reliable aiming device on the satellite. cause that baby is gonna fry stuff.
Warm up the oven to 250 degrees. Heat the bread for a few minutes but don't let it get crispy.
Create a serving try with the syrup in a serving bowl and clotted cream in a separate bowl.
Rip the warm bread into a couple of pieces and place on tray. Serve immediately.
To eat, tear off bite-sized pieces from the bread and dip into the cream and then into the date syrup. Take a large gulp, smile serenely, then think about buying a boat in Basra, living as a sea Khaleeji, and spending your winters in Socotra.
Can't wait to see the poles face when they wake up one day soon and find the Russians now share a border with them.
Lincoln Torres
The outcry is going to be worse with whats planned for March ;)
Leo Roberts
Kill yourself doomer
Luis Johnson
fuck refugees and fuck my country
Levi Jones
Seriously, why does Jow Forums hate on Islam so hard? It's exactly in line with their values except for being a religion of brown people.
Jaxson Lewis
Ruptly youtube.com/watch?v=m79KC6oMdvo Head of the Russian Centre for Reconciliation of Opposing Sides in the Syrian Arab Republic Lieutenant General Sergei Solomatin announced that the Russian military had established two humanitarian corridors in the settlements of Jleb and Jabal al-Ghurab for refugees wishing to leave the Rukban camp. He made the statement in Moscow on Monday. “Today, from 9:00am, in accordance with the February 16 joint statement by the Russian and Syrian coordination centres on establishing humanitarian corridors for the evacuation of Syrians from the Rukban camp two checkpoints at Jleb and Jabal al-Ghurab opened today,” he said.
“The situation there [in the Rukban camp] continues to be catastrophic, and its residents, who are actually taken hostage by the US-controlled gangs, are on the verge of life and death,” Chief of Russian National Military Control Centre Mikhail Mizintsev said.
Justin Powell
Ruptly youtube.com/watch?v=zpXKBIsZfKM Two humanitarian corridors for refugees who wish to leave the Rukban refugee camp were opened in the settlements of Jleb and Jabal al-Ghurab on Tuesday morning. According to chief of Russia’s National Defence Control Centre, Mikhail Mizintsev, "In accordance with the February 16 joint statement by the Russian and Syrian coordination centres on opening the humanitarian corridors for the evacuation of Syrians from the Rukban camp two checkpoints at Jleb and Jabal al-Ghurab opened today."
The checkpoints will operate round the clock, and security will be provided by the Russian and Syrian military. The corridors also provide food and clothing, facilities for medical examination, document verification and other paperwork.
Ethan Rogers
Because we don't do dawah here, and why would we? Merikis are too unevolved for .
Noah Taylor
Ruptly youtube.com/watch?v=8bwszES5f9Y A survey published by the Russian Public Opinion Research Centre on Tuesday shows 96 percent of the Kuril Islands' citizens oppose handing over the territory to Japan. The agency interviewed 7,695 people, or more than two thirds of the islands’ adult population, between February 11-17. Ruptly talked to the citizens of the most populous Kunashir and Iturup islands between February 12-14 as the survey was being conducted. “I think there is nothing to discuss here. The [Kuril] Islands are ours, it’s our land,” said Alexander, living on the Kunashir Island. Another local, Olesya, added “It is our home. And it has become better. Everything is being built: new houses, kindergartens, infrastructure… and people’s life is improving.”
For Valentina Sukovatitsina, a regional museum fund keeper, the idea of handing over the islands to Japan is “unreasonable.” “They [Japan] should accept the results of the WWII. In 1945 they signed the surrender agreement and the islands became the territory of the USSR. So what should we discuss now? The islands are Russian, we have lived here for more than 70 years,” she said. Four islands located between Russia's Kamchatka Peninsula and Japan's northern island of Hokkaido are the cause of the long-standing territorial dispute between Russia and Japan. In Russia, the islands are known as the Kuril Islands, while Japan refers to them as the Northern Territories. Both Russia and Japan claim ownership of the islands, with the decades-long disagreement leaving a post-WWII peace deal still unsigned.
Dominic Ward
Ruptly youtube.com/watch?v=fm3b-OLRgiI Pakistani Prime Minister Imran Khan cautioned India against any military action against Pakistan in the wake of the Pulwama attack in Indian-controlled Kashmir, adding that Islamabad would retaliate if any such action was taken by New Delhi, speaking during a televised address from the Pakistani capital on Tuesday. "If you think you will carry out some kind of attack on Pakistan, Pakistan will not think about retaliation, Pakistan will retaliate. Pakistan will have no other option but to retaliate," said Khan, adding that "we all know it is easy to begin a war. It is in your hand to begin a war but it is not in your hands to end this war."
The Pakistani Prime Minister also promised to take action if New Delhi provided "any actionable intelligence" that a Pakistani was involved in the attack in Pulwama. "We will take action not because of any pressure. We will take this action because they will be making an enemy of Pakistan. If somebody is using our land [for that attack], he is an enemy of Pakistan," he said.
Evan Kelly
i want some dibis, rashi and kahi so bad my man you have no idea.
>just realized i said pepper dolmeh twice first is fresh, second is canned, so it's worth mentioning twice
>white helmet support isn't that a sign guaihadis will be airstriked
what will trump do when maduro crosses his red line?
Cooper Nelson
how big is the community where u are at
Chase Sullivan
>what will trump do when maduro crosses his red line? given regional assets probably some kind of stand off strike, but not right away. Probably later down the line after some more red lines and provocations I'm betting the original US thought process, probably helped by Guaido overstating how important he was, was that the military would turn on Maduro after the years of mismanagement
Bentley Smith
there's a masjid but i don't go there
they may be playing it by ear for lack of initiative, but john bolton will eventually eat sancocho in caracas. maduro has fuck all for planes.
Pls no bully on the premises. Be mindful that this is /suicide general/ and most posters are highly blackpilled. In fact I suspect that suicidal Spanish NEET may have actually offend himself
Ryan Lopez
with regards to people tho?
Jace Ortiz
>maduro has fuck all for planes. I'm not denying that that said, the US could only really take control of the coastal regions, but then again that's all they really need in terms of what they want. Let the Brazilians and Colombians deal with insurgency fighting across the rest of the country, making them even more dependent on mutts
Elijah Gutierrez
good lord why would a young girl even want to join IS?
Charles White
My bad I didn't realise this was a no bully zone. Blackpilled Doomers are a cancer tho, If sg was cosplay then doomers would be furries.
I've always met nice people there. College town so lots of variety. Feel good khutbahs. Friendly spooks making baddies disappear. The usual.
It's already been confirmed Bogota has received new copies of Fortunate Son to play in their Apaches. Attrition from the urb combat in Caracas will be the hardest part of the police action. That and Guaido wearing a Make Venezuela Great Again hat.
May it be sweet milk, like wine and halvah. Offer fruit and shade like the date palm. Be full of laughter, our every day a day in paradise. A sign of compassion, a seal of happiness here and hereafter. A fair face and a good name, an omen as welcome as the moon in a clear blue sky.
Now I want him to say that they have the best gays
Sebastian Ross
And /ptgoys/ trying to protect this! It's insane! I got called a dem shill&commie faggot when i said that Papa Stalin outlawed this shit in early 30's. Eh...
Anthony Scott
b-but muh 823 d underwater polo! if we legalize gayness all over that will stop the population grow in third world countries! I know that was a complete exageration but there has to be at least one person who thinks that Calling you a shill/shareblue/commie is their defense mechanism when they realised that they are idiots
Okay guys, needs an advice, because I don't know who to ask for help: One girl for a long time trying to "fall in love with me". >So, what's the problem? There are several problems: >she's a mutt (not Amerimutt) >my voluntary caelibatus >I see her as my "best" friend and she know about it
What to do?
Camden Bell
Soon inshallah!
Ryder Reyes
Tell her you're gay and also assadist/putinist.
Jace Gonzalez
ignore her. cut all ties.
or kill her.
Jacob Powell
>nd also assadist/putinist. this is guaranteed to turn any girl off, it is probably the most repulsive thing a man can say to a woman.
