Nigga u gay

Russians u gay

actually right for once memeflag. Wow

Maybe she just wasn't feminine fresh. You know ... down there. Can't blame the guy for not wanting to get any on him.

>get home late from high paying job
>lots to think about work, wrong moves can result in many jobs lost
>thot wife who works 4 hours part time didn't bother to even cook dinner
>fuck it, I need to go to bed
>go into room, thot wife wants to fuck
>"not tonight babe, I really need ..."
>she lunges at me with a 12 inch dildo spiked with that large silver hairpin we got in Kyoto
>fortunately her hand-eye coordination is poor from not working an honest day's work
>finally the police arrive and arrest her
>get a hour long call from mom how "she always knew the hussy was bad news"

Such is life of the modern man

this

Australia has the most inviting and open gay community in the world
...no homo

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Guarantee she has STDs or he thought there was a risk of it.

What’s crazier? A posh woman refusing to have a child because of “muh career”, or a goth chick wanting a child?

stop making us look bad

you mean krysten ritter
>ms expert in getting her ass into every shot possible

>American flag banana-hammock
Yes, I feel quite invited.

Sex isn't everything, retard.

told ya

My thoughts exactly, I havent seen a girl like this in years. What happened to goths? Their bitches were pasty which is my fetish.

how do we solve the femcel problem

Why are Russians such sissy faggots?

Florida man strikes again

yeah no

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probably the goth. With a career woman you won't need to deal with it for 18 years if you don't want

Lucky faggot bastard. Why does this shit never happen to me?

black haired subhuman, 0/10 wouldn't breed

Replace birth control with tic tacs as long as the posh chick doesnt have debt

Because you arent white trash rich

Here is a good looking women trying her hardest to solve the incel problem with the one tool fit for the job. And what happens? The fucking Jewish Feminist Police Arrest her. It's this sort bold action is the only way to solve the Incel problem. No WONDER, THE NOSE OUTLAWS IT. America is over, leave or marry your pillows ameri-anons.

Is Chad problems contagious.

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Doesnt matter how good she looks, you will get tired tired of fucking her. Basic rule of sexual attraction.

A women who wants a child and not abort it. She is a keeper

Ive turned down my fiancée before. She gets so mad and shocked. Give her a little bit of time and she ends up hate fucking you and it's so much better than the fuck session you were going to get. Protip for you virgins

TURNED DOWN FOR WHAT

Holy shit she's hot. Goth girls don't look like this anymore. Feels bad man.

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underrated

>tfw no small-titty goth gf

She's still qt

>Someone told me

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Raiding time is raiding time. Thots can't compete with WoW.

Meanwhile women are lauded for turning down their bf or husband for sex

says the black man

I do not understand, why would a man NOT want sex??
At least let her suck the python while you play video games, browse the internet, or watch TV.

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>you will get tired tired of fucking her

YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWWAAH

dude, sometimes bitches want the dick after you just jerked off. Don't get pissed when joe rogan sells ur boyfriend a fleshlight and now he doesn't think ur vag is worth that much.

>be on Bumble
>make sex session
>just end up cooking a fine meal w/ wine
>bitches get thirsty for my cock
>finish meal
>pour more wine
>Play REO Speed Wagon / Fleetwood Mack on vinyl
>Sit down on the couch and listen to music
>look over to female and say, "Well, that was fantastic. Time to get going."
>"B-but I thought I was staying overnight. I'm too drunk to drive."
>"Not my problem. You drank too much. You have to leave. You cannot stay the night. Move your car away from my house and call an Uber and get your vehicle when you're sober. You're not staying here."
God damn. I love cucking women into realizing they are absolutely fucking whores.

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>sticking your dick in crazy
>ever
Desperate people who don’t mind possible years of drama.

>calling the cops on her

Literally always a bad idea to get the cops involved.

> Officer ? My guild is about to achieve a First Down in our server and i'm the main heal.
Well congratz but i'm not sure ...
> My girlfriend wants to have sex with me
Oh my god this man is in trouble, I'm sending all available patrols immediately !

No means no.

There is always the possibility that she wanted some really out there sex.
Or said some fucked shit doing.

>gets false reported for rape the next day

i'm glad I live in a shithole where our women are kept at bay and feminism is almost non existent here

Based.

The guy probably has choices and dropping one psycho isn't so bad for him if all the girls he's dating are 8+.

she's much cuter than the girl from breaking bad imo

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Is she about to get a haircut in that pic?

>she wanted some really out there sex.

My fetish!

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She had a vacuum cleaner, a couple of rats, 3kg of butter, a pinecone and a kitchen knife. Would you still have sex with her ?

someone add a wignat fashwave caption to this in photoshop

>RECLAIM YOUR DESTINY

Hime cuts always give me the "she's crazy" vibe.

Maybe that was part of the sex play. People have weird preliminaries.

>not charging her for the wine

They all killed themselves or got fat
same with the scene girls

The based and redpilled among us will recreate society in our image.

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she cute doe

> Oh my god you're so hot, I should.... I should call the cops on you !
Oh yeeees ! Do it ! Do it !
> Hello officer...
Wait...

>She had a vacuum cleaner, a couple of rats, 3kg of butter, a pinecone and a kitchen knife. Would you still have sex with her ?

How much would I have to pay.

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leaked photos of her boyfriend

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How this article title should be written:

"Florida Man is Sexually Assaulted by Naked Girlfriend, Gets Her Arrested"

If the genders were swapped, we'd get another influx of #MeToo and Feminist Fresh bullshit online.

But because a woman is attacking a man, society has been brainwashed by (((Them))) to laugh it off as a joke and to criminalize the man to the maximum potential.

Enjoy Jamal's creampie you low T pussy

Please do this

Nope. Never happened. They are too ashamed and the paper trail of the text on bumble, tinder, phones would absolutely say otherwise. One of my best encounters was playing youtube videos about kikes. It made the female too uncomfortable she wanted to leave, but she was too drunk to drive. "wow you seemed like a nice guy, but what is all of this? why are you listening to classical music on vinyl and playing videos about jews on T.V.? I'm really not comfortable here."

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yes
How many anons here would have sex with her if she was going to black widow you? I'd probably go for it.

She looks psycho.

Yes. This happened.

She’s cute af
>pale skin
>jet black hair
>bangs
>8.7/10 face
The fuck is wrong with people in Florida?

>h-how did you know what I’m into honey?

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In the Nordic countries the man would be arrested in this scenario.

>make sex session
teach me sen-pie

Maybe Sweden. Now go kys, memeflaggot.

it is forbidden by law to deny women sex there?

>Height / Weight:
>5’ 3" (1.6m) / 111lbs (50.3kg)

i would crush this goth girl like a grape

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That fucking repulsive fish smell.

It's forbidden by law to be a man

Socialised penises

Pine cone goes up her ass, she uses the knife to cut the heads off of the rats and cover her body in warm blood, then puts a vacuum cleaner hose on her clit and begs you to fuck her hard and deep.

OK!

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That's pretty standard...
> flag
Ah nevermind

There's something about florida men.

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so petty and pathetic. you might as well have the mind of a woman

I feel bad for so many amerimutt niggas out there who hear ''Police on their way, sir'' more often than ''Yes sir, I'll behave...''

What a time to be alive.
>inb4 not like you hear it, incel, lmao

lmao the drawing

are we sure the cousin is female? or human?

cool LARP

Funny thing. Although my home is rather small, I have a really decent wine collection. Dealing with these THOT whores, I usually go into great detail as to what they are drinking. It makes me sound extremely well learned. I consider myself a fantastic home cook. Perhaps they pay the toll when I cuck myself and tell them to leave my house. Is hosting an expensive meal (not really to me) at the price of shaming some stupid slut worth it? I will have to say, yes. Absolutely. Perhaps I can dig up text messages I've gotten after such a night. Stupid whores saying "wow I really enjoyed our night together. whyd you just kick me out?" My response? "You drank too much and are too ordinary for my taste."
I love you, Jow Forums and I was blue-pilled on women for some time. My lust was too strong. Now, women are of no importance to me. Only self improvement, working out, and memorizing damming statistics about how bad the JEWS truly are. It is still my objective to shame women. Especially making fun of what they order to drink / eat on a date.

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man, post sauce ... for ... reaserch

Maybe he found the hard way that she is burning coal.