>21 >kisses virgin >installed tinder last week, already been on a date with a nerdy girl >it went well we hugged at the end as we smoked weed >apparently I smoked it wrong I was supposed to inhale it but whatever >last night, new date new girl >she seems nice, very different, really cool and is nice to me despite me being autistic >after talking we go to my place, I expect the same thing as the last date, we chill and talk and maybe a hug at the end >nope.avi >she leans over, kisses me on the lips. My first kiss was bad, but she shows me how to use my lips >holyshititshabbening.png >we hotbox the car for a bit, this time im smoking it right and im going insane, weed is not good on me I find out >we head inside to my room >she gives me a look >we make out >my boner...it’s not showing up. I keep rubbing myself but my mind is racing I can’t fucking think about more than one thing at a time with the weed >she jerks my micro flaccid cock >”are you not enjoying this?” >uhh its the fucking weed >we snuggle and I suck on her tits and finger her. She seems to like it cool. >we cool down and sleep >missed my chance at loosing my virginity cause I smoked weed
WHAT THE FUCK. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I WANTED TO CRY MY COCK LITTERALY DIDNT GET ANY BLOOD IN IT FUCKKKKKKK AAAAAAAAAAAA IM STILL AFUCKING VIRGIN
you got two dates in one week nigga you doing bwtrer than everyone also sage also reported
Daniel White
It’s been a day now but I’m still fucking crying I’m ugly and autistic as fuck I had one chance and the ducking weed killed it I was literally and twitching and shaking while I was high. Idk if it’s cause I have autism but she took the weed fine and it was her first try. She literally had to hold me like a baby even though I’m like 6 inches taller than her
Not going to lie but sometimes you losers make posts that I can't help but think are cute. You are all cute retards.
Noah Sanders
Wrong board m8
Dylan Thomas
Dude is one week and two encounters? Keep at it those are great numbers. You get there soon.
Owen Martin
Bro just relax and joke it off. Get her to suck your dick if you're having issues. Plus weed doesn't stop boners so you need to up your game. No porn no fap. Plus buy zinc suppliments and take loads, it'll work.
Easton White
>we smoked weed kill yourself
Aaron Torres
It did stop me from boner I could not think about multiple things at the same tome, so it was impossible for me to think about her and sex at the same time. My body was twitching. I have autism so i think the weed is bad for me like really bad I usually think about multiple things at the same time. The weed just turned me into a retard NPC That board is gay now though
Nathaniel Peterson
It’s legal here two fat joints only cost me 7 bucks Stay salty Pedro
Adam Barnes
>smoking weed lmao you deserve it faggot
Charles Powell
It's Jesus shaming you for fornicating and sacrificing the gift of virginity and semen on a thot from Tinder. Shame on you, OP. a thousand years of shame
Aaron Phillips
that's not a symptom of weed.
Samuel Clark
>wasting money on drugs good one tyrone
Leo Parker
retard, same thing happened my first time
just chill, it's like quitting smoking but in reverse and also its about getting your dick wet
youll learn eventually that nerves can make a flaccid retard out of you even with an asshole wide open in front of your face
Camden Johnson
nigger your dick don't work learn to eat pussy
Hunter Murphy
Bro weed had a small part of it but those nervous thoughts would have been in your head at any rate and being under pressure to get a boner is a boner-kill. I had my first threesome a few weeks ago and I was so nervous I was hard like 1/2 the time.
weed makes me horny as fuck. it's your porn addiction, not weed.
Brandon Cook
I know it had a small part to do with porn im not watching it again I’m restricting my porn to only once a week But it WAS the weed. Once it wore off I got a boner fine Plus she said I needed a condom so I would not have anyway
Ryder Price
Bruh you were just too nervous - don't worry you'll lose your anxiety as you become more familiar with her.
Elijah Parker
Smoke weed on date = retard
Angel Perry
I was 20 when I was kissless, then I lost my virginity, started slaughtering women, been in poly relationships. If I get too drunk, or too nervous with a new person I wont be able to get it up either. Its just in your head, don't let it hold you back.
Colton Wilson
Yeah well im an ugly autistic male and I’m built like Spongebob and I have no muscles and I’m autistic so me getting this far is once in a lifetime I’m not a handsome Chad like you
Grayson Adams
I am one of the few chads on Jow Forums. Not many near perfect men such as myself.
>Very good looking >Tall (6ft 4) >Muscly (not ultra but a faint six pack but good arms). >Good in social life >Fairly good with women (understand their psychology well and it works). >Intelligent and well read in many areas such as science, economics (only very partially), psychology, philosophy ect. >Good and nice character >Masculine (that goes with good looks though) >Best MBTI the ENTP (is intelligent but also social not like autistic INTP) >A strong drive for greatness and understanding
Yep it's pretty good but life is still the same for me as it is for you, for we both equate our norms to the same experience. If you want to make the best of your lot in life then go full S.I.G. or if you truly want to excel then do not let yourself be limited by the idea of "a certain lot" within your life and do what thou will hungers for.
Oliver Jackson
The enthusiasm behind this post is inspiring and beautiful. Thank you user.
William Scott
>Brit >Chad
HAGAHAHAGAGA
Jordan Fisher
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Jack Sanchez
dont do this to us post occk
Brayden Price
>not fucking her on weed what is wrong with you faggot
Juan Rivera
Probably not the weed, if anything it should make you hornier. You need to lay off porn til the next time you see her, you probably have ED from jerking off twice a day every day for years straight. Your dick doesnt know it's supposed to be aroused by anything other than your hand while you watch some other guy fuck a girl
Sebastian Roberts
Americans are cowards and vermin starting from hiding behind guns and finishing shifting responsibility from their degenerate left to Jews.
Jaxson Flores
I can tell youre some loser nonwhite and the girls you were with were brainwashed white sluts who think all races are interchangeable. Another day and thus another mutt lineage is born...
Jeremiah Howard
>The sheer jealousy
Dude sure it is a waste but hey it's just a bit of pleasure for the time being it become wrong when it is repetition.
Luis Reed
subtle anti-weed kike shill shit please take this non-politics to
