American "diet"

Its a type of biscuit, aka cookie in burger speak, along with hobnobs, rich tea etc

It's some cookie limeys drink with their tee. It's not fiber supplements.

>no burgers
>tiny little portion of lasagna
>missing sausage gravy and biscuits
>no ribs
>puny Yuropoor bottles of coke
>no mandatory gallon of milk and 2 boxes of Oreos
This bitch is gonna starve to death

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That's a pound cake, not cheese.

>tfw finish the day with some roasted beets
>tfw start the day with black coffee with a separate glass of fiber, chia seeds, and amino powder

I'm shitting logs regularly and it feels so good. Don't know how people live with all that crap in their system.

>4 pint bottles of milk
>pint
I know the Amerishart measurement system when I see it.

What the fuck is a chocolate digestive biscuit?

Americans use quarts you nitwit.

>Biscuits and gravy.

Truly American.
Met this British couple visiting the U.S. and they were talking shit about biscuits and gravy. I got so mad I started seeing stars and stripes.

Your 600lb life fantasy

Why do brits have such weird names for things? Lol

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>Grits is just polenta for breakfast

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I'm presenting a picture of a Proper American mid-snack snack.
If you ate a proper amount of food your brain would have been able to understand that.

You seriously need to get this, almost every American grocery has them now.

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Literally everything I consumed today came from an animal except for my coffee, into which I poured 35% cream.

I never even had biscuits and gravy. Is that a southern thing?

>American diet
>crisps
>British pound symbol on coke bottle

Hmmmmm

Yeh. It's pretty tasty. I'd recommend watching the Good Eats episode where Alton Brown makes it.

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I don't know. I guess I figured it was just a rural thing. I had never really eaten them. My ex girlfriend was from Wyoming and she used to make them for me all the time. I'm from New Mexico and that's not really a thing here.

She's British. And all that food is delicious.

Cookies are biscuts
Chips are crisps
Fries are chips
Quintessentially British my dude.

Now I'm hungry for mom's baked grits.
With the cheddar and diced jalapenos.

>Cookies are biscuts
"Biscuits". It literally means "Cooked twice" in French.

Lurk moar fags plz. sayge

What do you eat it with? It's so plain. I tried a little salt and a LIGHT amount of syrup. Was pretty good.

Also, what the fuck is Canadian cuisine?

This is strange, staring into her face.
For the first time in my life. I feel bad looking at her.
I'm sure shes dead and must be suffering. But those eyes.... Just fucking haunting

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Where is the Meat? This is Vegan tier Shit

Biscuits, chips, crisps? This cunt is a red coat. Burn her.

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>biscuits
>chips
>crisps
that's a britlet (extra large) you fucking retard

Depends where in Canada you are, man.
Quebec has the most distinct regional foods because of the cultural divide.
It's mostly hearty food to keep you alive in the natural disaster we call "winter", usually on a hairstring budget.
If you like meat, potatoes, corn, sweets, cheese and any combination of the above, you'll like it.
Great alcohol, too. Try some of this if you're ever in the area.

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>mfw my fellow burger has never had a delicious mcvitie
pleb

Biscuits and gravy started in the south but they can be found anywhere. Every state has at least one chain of restaurants that have them.

That's not food. It's just processed carbs. She lives in pain and addiction and doesn't even recognize it.

>diced jalapenos.
Fuck off.

Vegans don't drink milk.
Looks like she put mayo in the sammiches, which is also not vegan.
But yeah, she's both gorging and starving herself. It's horrifying.

>plate of chips
>crisps
>digestive biscuits
>soda in 1 liter bottles
>American

What did he mean by this?

>chips

Those are French fries

Not solely, but when anyone else attempts the result approaches levels of fail previously only observed when Yankees try to BBQ something.

>falling for bait from 2011

ISHYGDDT

Lol i stopped eating cookies or crisps or chips or digestives or buscuits or whatever the fuck you call em a long time ago

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Where are the bangers and mash
Where is the blood pudding
Where is the beef Wellington
Where is the pints of ale
Where are the eggs in a basket
Has anyone checked under her tits
Blimey

A box of Hostess cupcakes says she's single, anons.

>It's so plain
that's the point, it's pretty versatile.
What we do is we boil up the grits, then pour that is a greased pan with grated cheddar, minced garlic, and chopped peppers, and we bake that until brown and crispy on the top/sides.

That's right. They also have that restaurant Joe Beef. I take back my original opinion. Looks tasty.

I went to Vancouver once and tried finding something "Canadian" to eat and couldn't find anything. Asked this one dude what Canadian food was and he told me it's Mexican/Thai fusion right now. He also thought a man wearing a leaf flag shirt was too nationalistic and said that asking why there were so many Asians in Vancouver was racist.

A box of hostess cupcakes and she’s yours for the evening

Was honestly surprised how many of the people on my 600lbs life were either married or had a girlfriend. Steven Assanti got a girlfriend recently i think too.

I must really just be that awful to be around to still be single at this point. Eh screw it lol.

In America we'd call that a half gallon.

This is like going to Los Angeles and wondering why you don't see cowboys.

That smirk on that ham planet feels really bizarre.

and you should've had one when you were a fat fuck user
too bad you lack discipline famalam

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Some of them are what are known as "feeders". They not only enable overconsumption, but encourage it.

>not complementing your salty fatty foods with peppers you can easily grow en mass in your garden
I like Jalapenos specifically because of their size, so you can stuff them, pickle them, grill them whole, slice them into rings for pizza, or dice 'em up.
A good casual level of spice, too.

Lol. True. Some Albertan did say Vancouver is the L.A. of Canada.

It's not though, grits and polenta have different textures.

Deport yourself.

If you're older than 9 and still eat candy/sweets, you need to reconsider your life. Lol i was never fat bro. Lets not forget you're the one who likes his sweets!

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>muricans

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ay fooken gotta problem wif da norf mayte?

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>0000
>mouth...for war
Checked, based Pantera poster. In a Texan's thread, no less.

So you're saying i need to be obese to find love? God the rings a guys gotta jump through for a little pussy these days.......

That plug doesn't look American.

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Wow dude ive never seen this post before. Such an original troll!! Lolz ebin

>Coca Cola bottle has price in Pounds and Euros.
What did they mean by this?

And poutine is just cheese fries, fuck off you faggot leaf.

This is honestly sad coming from the British, focus on your Brexit crisis.

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They said this would last 20 years and it didn’t last a week. Can I get my money back?

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you can eat one and still keep below 10% bodyfat, chubby
don't be so butthurt

This is bait. Just cut sugar and refined carbs and everything will solve itself.

I second this good sir. Never called or heard any of my countrymen say plate of chips.

Sage

>area.
What does she eat with the bread?

Oi luv me some chips, crisps, and biscuits, I do I do. Nuffin more American, there isn't. God save the President!

You don't need to swallow the whole damned fishing pole, man.

Sort of an off topic post, but can anyone explain why my legs feel tingly and slightly numb after I drink alcohol? I always had this sensation even when I first started drinking. I just had a few drinks now and I'm feeling it. I asked others and apparently this only affects me.

Also
>crisps
>digestive biscuits
If this bitch was any more british I'd be firing a Pennsylvania rifle at her.

Oh, and it only affects my thighs, nothing else. It's weird.

Fake news. Everyone knows that any American diet is full of onions infested fast food.

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alcohol is degenerate and your probably allergic to it.

Remember a slave had to harvest the coffee beans.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peripheral_neuropathy

Get the fuck outta my country you commie!

Oh look, it's you're entire country's GDP on her table. Also, that cunt is British, as you can plainly see the pound symbol on her drinks. Nice try though literally who.

I thought she was holding a baby in her arm for a second

Or the £1.65 on the 2 litre.

Wow. Maybe I should stop for good.

That will not last 20 years. Not unless it's in a hermetically sealed chamber dosed with radiation.

Do you have ED when you drink? What does it feel like ice? Ants crawling?

That's why I always have the slaves at burgertown take off the onions.

>no fried chicken.
>no hamburger.
>no corn.
I don't get it, this UK woman made herself fat purely off guzzling whole milk and scarfing down white bread? It's like she does it on purpose.