Name one thing that feels better than fucking pussy

Almost any sex toy made for men

Two Whoppers for the price of one coupons in the mail.

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>fucking pussy
fucking pussy while sucking tits

Knowing that your filthy lucre and freedom are relatively secure

jerking off /thread

dropping out of college and drinking steel reserve high gravity lager

Lots of things. Pussy ain't all that special.

Fucking a woman's asshole as choke her out on cocaine.

Fucking a dog in the ass 'cause you're an autistic leaf?

this unironically

sneezing

Reconquering the Holy Land.

Being balls deep in your bro's ass as he hands you a cold one

Waaait a minute...

this is a tranny vagina

it's funny because it's true.

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Nice job, user

Probably the best pussy i've ever seen desu

screw your optics I'm going in

uh oh

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Just so you guys know, that's a man's ass and ballsack made to look like a bagine.

Kratom/Phenibut high.

took me a second, too.

Mods delete threads about outlawing genital mutilation, but leave shit like this up. Mods are truly fags.

I love pussies like that

kek

Having hotsauce pumped into the poopers of my enemies. Duh.

Pulling up to a 24 hour drive thru and them being open

zero commitments.

>1 post by this id
>not political

This a slide thread Niggas don’t feed it
Sage

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have you never seen an innie before? not all vaginas have visible roast beef

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Being innawoods without any woman bickering around.
/out/ lifestyle is the most based lifestyle.

Doing maths at the highest levels

Getting a good night's rest
A sound investment paying off
Getting someone deported

Climb the wall to fuck your boipuss

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Fucking pussy on acid

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having a good nights rest

is this your new spam thread? this is what you came up with?

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Taking a massive shit and a shower after a long day, then going to sleep in a soft, comfy bed.
Sex is great, but relaxation is better.

A cold beer

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taking a piss that you've been holding in for hours. you've gone beyond what you thought was your final limit 5 times. that 60+ seconds of unleashing constant high pressure stream is far better

Pounding a tranny's front hole while getting rammed in the ass by a feminine penis.

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