(Agency) analyst here

>tfw cia niggers watching me masturbate
And i thought i was lonely

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Thanks for the warning user, moving my 40.6 gigs of CP to multiple hard drives and burying them in disclosed place in the woods. Great heads up.

I know. They'll learn to fear me.

lmao I dont even have a mic or a webcam

Do you think I don't notice when my phone turns red hot?

It’s about fucking time. I have no social media presence so my ad-supported apps keep giving me Spanish ads half the time.

My phone is hot a f 24/7 I’m pretty sure I’m being selected for something or these niggers really think I’m a genius but I literally sit at home and play video games lul. Or maybe they really are obsessed with watching my dick. That’s my new fetish now btw
> FBI girl recruits new top level trainee but has to test his “equipment” first

>meme flag

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My phone only turns hot when I start telling people to overthrow their governments.

It’s gotten to the point where I have to start yelling seditious threats before I masturbate or I can’t even get hard.

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I only have microphone, so they can listen to me fart.

Cuz ur stupid. Treat everyone like a robot in which your words are an algorithm. Like the Tay Ai. You’ll start to see Entire cross platform chimp outs in ur feeds. Things that seem subliminally meant for you that tie in just enough for speculation. It’s some fun shit cuz u know the internet is 99% bots controlling conversations. Messing with it is fun, learning the Ai’s tendencies based on your own is the new version of playing chess again urself

They are all faggots, trannies and bitches by the way.

Jacking off/poem is just to make me feel more robotic I’m numb to it

Kellyanne Conway 2024

fine but quit cutting my xbox live connection when I rant about the jews on halo pls

> FBI agent is a dyke but for the greater good of the country let’s me go balls deep
I’d take that one to desu

Im not saying that this is a larp or not but on a serious thread few days ago there was some spoopy shit going on with posters and i thought pfft larper add-ons then phone( yes phone fag) went to black but did not shut down, then came back up. The WEIRD part is that one of the cameras on my phone, the one that faces me is fucked up and if i try to take a pic of myself it does EXACTLY that , instead of looking at myself it goes black until i swipe it to other camera. SO..... someone/something is definitely trying to access my camera remotely when im on pol/.

It wouldn’t even be spoopy to me tho, I already assume people are watching. Only thing I never get is I’m a no body, so idk what they get from it all.

Maybe youre just a mexican. Hmm?

>agency

you don't have to make this statement with the picture name. they are auto generated and act as a signal. Jow Forums is not encrypted, all data goes straight to underseas where it get's captured by the NSA and other agencies. they use the picture tags and IP adresses to connect identity and content being read. it's not that complicated. i wish there was a better way to copy the names, i use some of them to scribble the data. it's nothing but what else can someone do. i think the best ones are where the agency user says something bad and use that tag in a different environment.

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I'll play around with it and see if I notice anything.

W-wait...

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Lul I get a shit ton of Spanish stuff & have a huge algorith that’s Spanish designed for me online, also with gay shit. Pork thumbnails for me are constantly girls sucking dick. Like I enjoy watching a dick take up a full screen. It’s weird. But I already assumed to “join” they’d want me to be done Mexican faggot YEARSSSS ago. Their algorithms are so out dated I truely have fun knowing the right combination of words can fuck with billion dollar backed equipment

Like I enjoy watching a dick take up a full screen (obviously not gay) which is weird *

Also Spanish shit as I can’t speak fucking Spanish

Good thing I have no mics or cameras, am behind 7 proxies, and am not a pedo.

Jokes on you. I don't have a camera or microphone

deactivate microphone and camera usage for all apps you have on your smartphone by the way. there are some apps, that obviously spy on you. the amazon app needs gps, microphone, camera and all the other stuff, i never accepted to this.

> Proxies in 2019

You know we’re using Microwaves to melecularly change particles in the atmosphere to control the weather now right?

Lmao, this is something I would never fucking say anywhere online bro. Even replying to this comment is sketching me out
>40.6 gigs
Wew lad, they will have to keep you alive to serve the sentence they will give you.

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Brb gotta bleach my blankets and sheets so there’s no evidence left behind.

And be sketched then Lul idgaf

>Go join goatfuckers in the sandbox or we tell everyone at the welfare office that you hate niggers!

Saged and gay

I do this too, all the time.

My fetish is being on government watchlists. I shower, play videogames, cook food, etc and randomly say something that would draw attention or get hashed for someone's review.

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Hey what the fuck that happened to me too, also on my phone.

>even remotey looks underage automatically bypasses others for the top.

great tip by the way

>select all fields
>the coiffure
>sleep city
>international buffet
kek

Jokes on you faggot. I don't have a camera or a microphone. My phone is also in another room.

Lmao same the most hardcore over the top fuck the government shit I’ve ever said has been while raging against non-English speaking teammates in league of legends games.

it's jeff bezos, he's taking revenge on us for the tranny dicksucking pics trump made off him.

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The craziest thing that happened to me related to creepy internet spying glow nigger shit was I was googling some sketchy shit, and I clicked a Quora link. I got an email the next morning from Quora saying "are you still interested in (sketchy shit)" It creeped me out, and made me pissed off. I deleted my account after that. So basically if you stay signed on with Quora, and you click any quora link from anywhere, it logs whatever you are looking at. Fuck social media.

>203905521

> that’s all watch this
I support Donald trump because when’s the last time a white man could declare he hates niggers and Muslims and have a president feel the same way? Fucking government wants to take my guns I’ll shoot any pig that steps on my law without a warrant. Someone should really start lynching these niggers because I have to start killing democrats myself

Don't lie, fucker.

A whole 40 Gig?
Holy shit that's like nearly 28,000 floppy disks.
Or a micro SSD smaller than your fingernail which you could shove up your nose.

Still blows my mind when I look at a micro USB and remember pirating games by bringing a box full of floppies to my mates house.

i have all my cameras (including phone) taped over. I suggest you do the same even if OP is a LARPer, you should do it anyway.

There’s literally no thrill in watching CP cuz rape isn’t my thing, watching a woman cry and say no in normal porn turns me off so I’d say it’s probably consistent with hearing a child scream at getting a dick inside them lul

Did it catch me with my massive schlong in your moms ass..
This is not politics you retarded faggot, READ THE FUCKING Rules! Don't be an illiterate cunt!

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That being said if the FBI would like to raid me for those QT barely legal videos of girls bating and fuck my life up I’d be happy to be the random guy to win a lawsuit againt a sloppy job FBi rook :)

Tits or gtfo. There isn’t a single man I know that can get off without knowing a glownigger is being paid to look at their penis.

I hope you get banned. It’s impossible to play moba while masturbating so you are basically worse than an afker.

Oh no, they've heard me fapping to bigboobed Asian girls giving handjobs to white guys.

Good thing the NSA pays me to be here. Otherwise I'd be worried.

No, it should be me.

>live in LA
>faster spread than leaf

>disclosed
>undisclosed
ftfy

If a glownigger is ever going to contact me, I will scream the whole navy seal copypasta at him

>having a microphone
>having a camera
>he bought his electronics instead of making them himself

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Oh man I remember having to lug my entire desktop and shit to a friend's house for LAN parties. Had a big ass box to shove all my wires and some extra CDs into in case we wanted to play Command and Conquer or UT2k4.

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Looks like he already flashed his tits in that mardi grass.

Super duper cool story dude

Jokes on them I got a big wang

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>Anal cyst here.
>Posting this (behind 14 tendies) to inform you that I am retarded.
>I have to log out now, mom is evicting me from the basement.

Your phone is likely raped by hackers the moment it goes online.
Glowing agencies probably have to struggle with phones crippled with shit to be able to spy on everyone.

>mfw there's probably braaap degenerates in the fbi/cia

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>happeninglarp.bmp
Are you fucking serious?
Saged.

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I like to do google searches for weird random shit.

>Ebola ISIS Eiderdown Podesta marzipan

They're not getting anything from me using Jow Forums they weren't already.

Total larp.

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Just how many of you sick fucks have raped your blankets and sheets Jow Forums?

Good thing im on a vpn, superglued my microphone ports and i taped my cameras on my tablet
My phone is in another room
YOUR MOVE CIA NIGGERS

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I use to be worried about people seeing history until i saw other peoples history. Turns out people who say nigger have the least to hide.

Snowden said somthing about it in a lecture. He telecommuted and they projected him on a big screen in a college auditorium.

He was very nonchalant about it. Its a pretty hypermasculine environment of younger guys in military. Its pretty much what you expect analysts.

I've seen a doumentary about the cryptography guys though at Ft Meade. (The super crazy smart puzzle dudes.)They dont even have to wear uniforms. They look like they on a Hawaiian vacation. Lot of boomers too.
They so good at puzzles that no one bothers them about anything. They cant be fired cause no ones as good at puzzles as they are and they seem to know it. Kinda funny.

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Holy shit I just came to that sexy face

dont bother ill kill every last one of you if you try some shit.
earth population total, not one agency.

Fuck CIA/NSA/FBI/JSOC niggers and fuck jannies

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>Access to your microphone and camera
What microphone and camera, what do you think I am some type of phone pleb? fuck off.

I'm Catholic so maybe the agency will cut me some slack?

>meme flag
>one post by this id

Fuck off, and sage, you larping faggot

I have around 100 different larp personalities
I tell so many lies here it's hilarious if anyone read everything I posted nothing would make sense
also my camera is blocked and and all they will hear from my mic is me chuckling and farting

>And fapping

>regular posters here have their profiles made.
I was born with a profile dickhead

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