"I'M READY FOR ANOTHER CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS, MOTHERFUCKER"

reuters.com/article/us-russia-putin/putin-to-u-s-im-ready-for-another-cuban-missile-crisis-if-you-want-one-idUSKCN1QA1A3

>President Vladimir Putin has said that Russia is militarily ready for a Cuban Missile-style crisis if the United States is foolish enough to want one and that his country currently has the edge when it comes to a first nuclear strike.

SHOTS.

FUCKING.

FIRED.

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"well we don't really want one so take care"

Talk is cheap. Nothing ever happens in the end.

lol why would he attack america? it's already putin's bitch

>implying putin is not just another Israeli puppet?
>it's all theater, smoke and mirrors for the gullible goyim masses

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Lol what a fag

Never change Leaf

"i'll nuke israel first then new york"
what did he mean by this?

By sheer amount of kikery.

Why is Putin so afraid?

I don't understand this, what's the point of being so hostile? Unless it's some sort of show of strenght to calm the Russian people, Russia can't really afford cutting ties with EU because they need to sell their fuel and minerals to somebody, this attitude might hurt their relationship with Germany and other buyers.

putin is a bitch, we killed hundreds of his pawns in syria that one time and the little bitch did nothing
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Khasham

israel bombs his shitty missile systems and the bitch does nothing, limp-wristed cuck that can only bully his poor neighbors

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Coded language addressing the grey demons, aka.(deep state).

>Job approval is at an all time low
>”Better do some saber rattling, ивaн!”
Lmao what a retard

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The fact that nothing happens instead of Russia having its interests threatened is significant, though.

I listened the whole speech in Russian and I don't recall him saying such sentences.

Этo пoтoмy, чтo oн нe cкaзaл бы этoгo, пoэтoмy oн нe тaк, кaк вы cлышaли.

How's that importation of 70 million niggers by 2030 coming along, Leaf?

reminder that russia is a criminal freemason controlled pawn piece & the "putin" we see is likely a double and the real putin isn't even alive anymore.

Hypersonic weapons make geographic location of warheads largely irrelevant now. We're already in another Cuban missile crisis. Mutually assured destruction and a well funded arms race are the only way forward. Anything else is pie in the sky hippy bullshit.

You mean he's going to support socialism? Given he's one of the richest cretins on the fucking planet, I seriously doubt that.

Just what the U.S. government needs....a distraction...

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The president of RU is not V.Putin, Russian presidents pic is posted.

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No enemy would do us the favor of nukiing NYC, LA, or any other libtard urban enclave.

Pretty well for our zog. Going by personal observation. Up to three years ago I encountered zero niggers on average day now its a dozen or more.

Putin wants the retards of the world to think he has a new super weapon. Truth is we have been running surveillance with a hypersonic reconnaissance airframe for decades. All he did was copy it and put a warhead on it. We can have his weapon in 15 minutes if we wanted it.

In other words, muh peepee is longer and harder but nothing will happen

>implying cuba(or any other state close to the US) will let him use its land for nukes
fucking kek.

the absolute state of Putin's optics, holy shit

who ok'd him saying that? he doesn't sound tough, he sounds insane.
>bring it on! i'll bring us to the brink of nuclear war!
cringe

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CANAM unity, we will start in Canada & work our way to the Atlantic,Pacific & to the Gulf in clearing our nations of germs!

Remember when the Israelis baited the Syrians into firing a missile which shot down a Russian plane? Remember how Putin did nothing in response? That tells you all you need to know about Putin, Russia is as jewed as we are, this "rivalry" is all theatrics

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YA RAB
NO RAB TSARYA VSELENNOY!

Trump announced a crusade the other day to end homosexuality banning laws worldwide. We literally live in clown world. A nuclear war would be an upgrade.

We're Israel's bitch. Get it right, leaf

The game is not coming to an end, but they are already laying out their strongest cards ("we are crazy don't touch us"). They must be in dire straits.

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Lol ok, calm down little guy.

This. Spbp. Pooty-poo will make angry gay noises and nobody will care, because nothing will come of it.

It's all Merkel's fault. She gives Russians billions of $$$$$$ and wants to give even more.

Russia can talk shit but when push comes to shove, their GDP is lower than Italy's and the UK's armed forces could take Moscow in a day.

lmfao now THAT'S some bantz.

How well did the last one go for you?

Everyone keeps asking, when is the next global economic reset. The best answer is, the reset is directly proportional to the decibel level of the drumbeats of war with a major power. The Georgia guide stones are not a suggestion, it's a policy.

Knowing journalists it's probably a mistranslation or taken out of context to make him sound aggressive. There's no such thing as news anymore it's practically all propaganda.

It's exactly that, what he said was a warning for America not to blithely escalate tensions

>anymore
My man, it has always been so.

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None of what he said can be considered aggressive because all he said is that Russia is ready to respond to any situation that NATO puts it in by expanding its missile defense system around Russian borders. Reacting to NATO aggression is just defensiveness.

>my body is ready

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wants to launch but hes been putin it off

That's just fucking dumb.
Well done.
Let's all just kill eachother with unclear weapons and shit.
That'll be great.
Then all our burning dicks can be waving at eachother in the aftermath.

Merkel will fuck Putin in the ass if he starts something, manlet fuck

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Why don't they just renew the INF treaty? Or is that still on the table

Threatens who? A guy whoes country still can not afford to produce modern digital calculator. He is only talk and if something happens he will be 1st which shits in his pants.

He's right, America will never have the nuclear edge over Russia. Keep propping up that defense budget though, your $500 boltscrews will now be worth $1000 each.

We are such a piss-pig gimp for Israel that Israel lets their Saudi pets use us from time to time for lols.

It's a misstranslation.

He actually said : it's not cold war times anymore, there's not an ideology battle between the US and US. Yes we disagree on some points, but THERE IS NO REASON to have a Cuban missile crisis again.

He then said that if the US wanted to go there, the russkies could because Avangard and Poseidon shit.

If they were going to redo that treaty they would need to bring China in and China wouldn't agree to it because of their goals in the South China Sea

Reuters is fake news garbage.

He said there is no reason to have a Cuba missile crisis. Go read RT

pretty much, they will throw hands while they remove maduro as a distraction, the only question is if the jews are in on it or not

Mercenaries are easy throw aways. I wish. I’d welcome the end of the world.
(((Always)))
God you’re a faggot.

Nothing ever happens? What were all those World Wars?

Why are journalists allowed to incite nuclear war by spreading fake news like this?

unironically based russian bot

>UK's armed forces could take Moscow in a day.

You are clearly not aware at the absolute fucking state of our forces, we'd be pushed to take Milton Keynes in a day.

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Political theatre. The dominant continuing political trend of the 21st century.

I don't care anymore. Launch the missiles, Vlad.

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I kek'd. We're aware. Well some of us are.
>muh russia
>russia bad
>russia

It's all so tiresome.

So why didn’t Putin let Israel take over Syria?

This is part of their act. No doubt this is being coordinated between Blumpf and Putin so they can mutually buff up their arsenals.

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this burger is right
they constantly take his words out of context, especially in the headlines
and it is what many people only read

care to spare few warheads on my position too?

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>How well did the last one go for you?
it went quite well for them. we were forced to remove our own nukes from turkey to get khrushchev to remove the soviet missiles from cuba. this was kept quiet in US media so goyim like (You) would think JFK cucked khrushchev

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