NEW MOST OFFENSIVE ANTI-SEMETIC JOKES

Hmm. My grandmother did mention that an SS officer inspecting the tower got badly maimed too. My condolences.

Two gentile businessmen run into each other on the street. One says to the other:
>"Hey! How's business going?"
The other one says:
>"Great!"

How do you fit 10,004 jews into a pinto?
>2 in the front
>2 in the back
>10,000 in the ashtray

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
>A pizza doesn't scream going into the oven

How does a Nazi get hundreds of jews in a single gas chamber?

He throws a penny in it

No wonder! That's a huge dickscount!

>norm

You wanna see the dirtiest kike in the world? Look in the mirror.

A jew, nigger and wetback all jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first?

The wetback cause the noose stopped the nigger and the jew blew away in the wind.

Hello Master

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That's bretty gud.

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Haha Jew jokes much funny you get an Internet forum Jews get the world

>How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen?
Five. Two in the front, three in the back and none in the ashtray because the holocaust never happened.

>What's the difference between Santa Claus and a good Jew?

Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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Around kikes, prepare for yikes!

>I need your most offensive anti-Semitic jokes
white nuclear family

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What's the only good thing jews ever invented?

Holocaust.

Three Jews walk into a bar.

The bartender says: "Get the fuck outta here."

What happened to the black Jews during the Holocaust?

They got sent to the back of the oven.

What happened when the Jew with an erection walked into a wall?

He broke his nose.

2 jews were walking down the street and saw a sign outside a catholic church. The sign said convert and get $10,000. Max told Sol to wait and he would go in and investigate. After an hour Max finally came out. Sol said "is it true? Can you get $10,000 if you convert. Max replied "That's all you fucking jews care about money money money.

Its a trap dont do it

>Assuming its gender

I don't get it

How does Israel take their census?
They roll a quarter down the street

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jewish ice cream = milk
sorry i'm jap

Give you free jokes? I'm not that cheap.

Did he lose his concentration?

The back of the oven, closest to the source of heat, where the meat burns the darkest.

Oh, thanks. It was just kinda confusing since they were black, and already dark.

cute

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What's the only thing worse than the Holocaust?

Six million Jews.

fuck that's a good variation on a classic

No the "joke" is this.

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Aaaaah
Now it makes a lot of sense. Thank you. It's not funny now since you had to explain.

Blacks were always relegated to the back
like the back of the bus zambo.

Here's one!

The current state of America Hahahahahahahahaha!!!

Ayyy kekkle for a shekel.

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they break glass in isreal because to hide the true kike
fuck moses

Q. Whats the difference between jews and boy scouts?

A. Boy scouts come back from camp

Jim crow laws in the southern US forced negroes to sit in the back of the bus. The whole Rosa Parks thing was she refused to go to the back of the bus and sat up front.

Guess the joke loses something if you don't spend your formative educational years lamenting over US history. Surprised it was only Brazil who doesn't get it.

What did Hitler say to Eichmann when he saw him in hell?
If i knew you were coming i would have baked you a kike

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My mom for most of her life was a Holocaust denier, and it was terrible for the rest of the family to have to deal with, until finally we had an intervention and we had a rabbi come to the family home and walk my mother through the history of the Jewish people. Then he made her watch Schindler's List. After that my mom did a complete 180.

Now, she can't believe it only happened once.

Penis

What’s brown and taps on your window?
A nosey Muslim!

Ye sorry I’m no good at this I’ll get my coat. TAXI!

I dont get it.

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I see Hitler and Kaiser William at a diner. I ask them what they are up to. Hitler says they will kill 12,000,000 Jews and 3 clowns. I ask why the clowns. William looks at Hitler and says "I told you nobody would care about zee jews!"

11 holes for gas---10 fingers to plug them up.....

My grandfather died in Auschwitz 55 years ago today..
"Sad face meme" let 5 seconds pass....
He fell off the guard tower.

The Bible says Jesus fed 5,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish.

Hitler made over 5 million Jews toast.

itt: my grandfather fell out of the guard tower

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This clown?
Oh. So it wasn't really a joke.

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Why are Jews' noses so big?
Because air is free.

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ari shaffir = /ourjew/

nice

funnier if you had zog flag

Germany is inventing a revolutionary microwave...

It seats 400.

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trips of truth!

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How can any of you find this shit funny. My grandparents got arrested for hiding several jews for 4 years in their basement
In 1970

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEK

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Copper wire was a jewish invention.
It was invented by two jews fighting over a coin

lol
at 4:15 so desperate not to lose some potential profit he still doesn't kick him out of the store

that gives me visuals.

What the difference between a dollar and a jew?

I would care if I lost 6 million dollars.

it's just you brazil. everyone i've told this to in the US understands it.

how can you tell which houses jews live in around christmas time?
the kikes have parking tolls on their roofs

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Well played

Hear about the new Jewish tire? Called firestein. Not only does it stop on a dime but picks it up

How come jews never use trains as transportation?

They're not falling for that shit again

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Oh That’s why Jewish women love me so much