New Jow Forums will have user accounts

to infinity and beyond!

The "option" to make accounts will not be mobile only. I think it will be mandatory before the year ends.

Really? made my day for some reason.

Because you are harder to track on mobile

>(((They))) are literally gonna track every post you make and create user profiles.
They already do, now they want to let you know they're doing it to control what you say

I should delete my cookies more often...

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Doesn't help, unless you have hacked into your neighbors wifi with a machine that isn't connected to your name

They are not prepared for the influx of traffic.

If it makes the moderators jobs' easier then I don't see why that's a bad thing. Assuming it will be easier to shut down shills/raids.

Hope we can upboat and down boat people too. Would be awesome.

this. cripple chan it is

This will be a much more polite place from now on

It's because of ban evasion, chink said so in a thread on /qa/. I don't mind it personally.

hmm

I'm ready

HOLY FUCK LUL
PAY
TO
SHITPOST
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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Are you retarded? Do you know the point of anonymous posting?

lol, the jews are going to have to make a lot of accounts to keep their shilling at current levels.

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Hahahaha
Pay to post
Finally Jow Forums destroys itself
I'm free...I'm finally free

Wow. I guess I'm glad I hang out on the hotwheels website in addition to this. Those mods are going to be pissed about the refugees.

No, decay and cranecrushpilled.

so... they're implementing the "lurk moar faggot" meme into a real thing. noice.

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This is why I abandoned other forums many years ago, because the got so locked down and controlled the narrative when discussing 911, fir example. One site was ATS. I used to like it long long time ago.
Looks like we are going to move again. Trump help us!

die newfag

>what are IP addresses/browser signatures

JIDF can afford passes.

which only Jow Forums mods can see. with usernames random journalists will be able to doxx you by going through all your post history - just like on reddit

Jow Forums's #1 shitposter here, I 100% will move to cripplechan if this goes through. Don't care if it's just mobile phones, once the first domino falls we will inexorably be on our way to becoming Reddit.

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This. Fuck hook moot I almost have 2k followers on twatter. I've learned to dog whistle from the best.

Kill 4chins idk

jesus christ you are pathetic ... creating your new safespace because centrists came here and started saying that maybe we won't kill niggers and fags ... it's easier to trigger you faggots then sjw

>no facebook integration
Fucking dropped

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This is being done to kill the place before 2020

>signs of the end times

We were warned

>force anons to register accounts
>slowly infiltrate jannys with libtard faggots to ban offensive content and attract potential advertizers
>posting through registered accounts makes it easier to keep track of post history and easier to get deleted in case user posts something against the (((agenda)))
>accounts mean users can now get shadow banned in case they are found to be posting a lotta red pilled stuff
>cancer starts spreading, all the oldfags leave and site becomes more and more PC, slowly and surely attracting advertizers and plebbitors
>congratz, you've finally taken down the mysterious hacker known as 4chinz

It was good while it lasted, but if anybody seriously thought that Jow Forums would remain feee from the Orwellian regime then I've got some quality snake oil in the back Id like to sell you

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you're an idiot if you think they'll configure it to show usernames and make this site like reddit.

He already said this shit is optional

Now this is a happening. It was good and horrible while it lasted. See ya in another life fellas.

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The future of imageboards will be on P2P. Urbit is coming.

did that pic come out during pizzagate what's the backstory. Some pedos instagram? Whos was it, I can't remember or never heard about it

>handling the plague of phone posters
shoo shoo, off to the gulag with phone posters

if i said yesterday they were adding accounts to Jow Forums at all you'd call me an idiot

>If it makes the moderators jobs
This is leddit, you fucking faggot.

Yeah, fuck that shit.
I'll move too.

I was wondering why captcha suddenly got difficult to solve these past few days. Happens every time something big turns up.

I hate this.

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>born too late to meet Hitler
>born too early to explore the galaxy
But born just in time to experience the phonefaggot holocaust

Pro-tip: the FBI and thus Mossad know who you are anyway. Same goes for any foreign poster, the NSA and Mossad. If you are retarded enough to post anything actually illegal here, you'll get v&.

VPNs are a joke, TOR is compromised and there is no absolute security in the first place. All this here does is give you some protection against antifa amateurs.

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So Jow Forums dies like this, huh?

Just phoneposting.
It's going to be great.

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Cut off one head etc etc etc.

Maybe its a good thing. The niche chans will be kino until one rises above the rest.

Get ready to see a lot of porn, gore, and cp though.

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Time to go. I've been on this site for more than 15 years. It's been good shitposting with you, guys.

This is how it always starts you imbecile

Underage highschool phone posting cunts BTFO

How does it feel phonescum?

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>reddit terminal cancer literally spreading
well 4chin was nice while it lasted

heh, 4chins accounts will only be cool if they automatically sync with my bookface and twatter accounts that surely exist. Surely.

The age of 4cucks is over, the age of 8ch is upon us.

An alternative.
Just use a vpn.

Self moderation.
Though the only 'account' you need is a zeronet one I think, and those can be made easily without needing any personal info. As many as you want to.

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...for now.

off to cripplechan I guess.
It was a good ride, fellas.

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I-is this my reason to quit Jow Forums 4ever I've been waiting for my whole life?? Please god

I truly hope we don't have to wait much longer for God to come back and kill these fuckers. I've seen this.

I had to buy two computers during pizzagate from posting. I couldn't reinstall windows that's how fucked they were. I was drinking every night after I found out the gruesome details about what these people do and reposting the info.

I'd known for over fifteen years what they did but I never knew the details or that they'd rub it inour face on social media and hide in plain sight.

HIRO SET ME FREE
I BEG OF YOU

yes, good goyim. They'll surely never ever in a million years decide to make this shit mandatory for all after this small concession sets the precedent. Ya sure btfo'd those silly phoneposters

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Fuck you nigger sometimes people actually leave the house. The key is to not post like a phonefag. Hiro has rangebanned any fucking IP I could possibly be on, but that's why I have a pass.

I just want off the ride.

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90% of my posts are me calling Brigfags Muhammad

I've been looking for this actually, is it similar to how Tor/I2P are set up?

>haha! stupid phonefags!
one month later
>accounts required for all of Jow Forums

this is the beginning of the end and you faggots are celebrating it

you know better.

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only retard newfags and shills are celebrating

I'm celebrating my holy fucking ass off. I hate this place. I hate being trapped here. I hate how people here pretend to care about masculinity yet also say things like "unironically" and "literally." I hate how half of the board advocates for sexual morality while the other half posts porn and talks about having premarital sex. Hiro, sink this ship.

What is done in the dark will be brought to the light
youtube.com/watch?v=Krtm_gUAadI

I also hate the fact that each coming year, more and more people seem to know a little too much about Reddit and why it sucks. I hate the fact that people know what a "sub" is. I hate the fact that the number of people who say shit like "Reddit is okay if you go to the right subs" increases every time this place is on the news. KILL THIS PLACE. I WANT OFF THE RIDE.

LOL

It's difficult for me to express how laughably fucking awful that interface is.

IM FREE IM FREE IM FREEE IM FREEEEEE

WE'RE FREE BROTHER
Get off the internet, don't find a replacement. Just sit down and read your first book. It's hard, but swallow the frog. Go read out in the woods. Don't come back!!!

And what's your plan after you are off the ride?

You are the problem, newfag. The anonymous image board is a means to true free speech where ideas are held paramount, therefore they can be discussed, debated, and the individual can decide. Just go back to stormfront if you can't handle opposing opinions man-child.

Supply and demand for dat advertising revenue, retard. If there is a need for an anonymous imageboard someone somewhere will make one.
>Mandatory
As in your shitty country writing it into law?
There will always be some Russian operating an anonymous chan. Cripple chan runs through Vietnam or something doesnt it?

Yet you know what they are... Hypocrite.

Realistically this isn't a problem, and it's less of having an account and more of just having a method to sync shit across devices. Anyone worried about being tracked are idiots as it's public knowledge we are already tracked by IP.

Where does moot live
I’m gonna have a chat

RE: freedom.

Will the world be a better or worse place without all of us spending our time here?

Let's say all of us substitute our time on Jow Forums for non-internet activities (albeit unlikely).

What is the net impact on society?

On our own lives?

Do we become lonelier? More productive?

I'm only here an hour or so a day, while I cook/eat dinner. But there's a nice sense of "community" and "understanding" that I feel I can't get anywhere else.

I'm afraid of the hole in my life that will exist once Jow Forums dies.

Anyone want to console me?

>Hold me, Jow Forums.

then fuck off you dumb nigger no one is physically holding you here.
>blah blah sexual morality
this place has always been a cesspool you need to fucking take a hammer to your skull if you think otherwise. also jacking off to porn and premarital sex are non issues only kike on a stick worshipping faggots think otherwise.

I now have sneaking suspicion not im not really free I dont trust it man somethings up

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Read books for entertainment, lift heavier weights, stop using the internet except for work, eat clean, learn to become /out/, save a lot of money, advance my career, find a wife, have 4+ white children. Become ascetic (already working on it). Relearn the piano and compose my own classical music. Study philosophy, then political philosophy, then write my own political philosophy. Run for office. Build a better world for my future children.

>tripfag's opinion
Into the trash it goes

The mods are going rouge day by day even they dont like it.