Jow Forums WILL defend this

Good journalists must really stand out if this is their competition.

There was a feminist who used the yeast from her own yeast infection to make bread.

Different hole user.

>my husbando is a big retard who doesnt understand fridges

>22
I'm wondering if they take a week off if shes bleeding or infected. But if anyone is actually doing this. Than they may not care

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Woman don't pretend out of their vagina they pee out I'd their ass this why they sit down.

Will we fellow burger, will we?

African women put half fruit with a razor in the middle inside their vaginas so if a mercenary tries to rape her, he'll cut his dick and bleed to death.

I watched it in a movie at least so it must be true.

Now that's what I call "peach fuzz."

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So he can eat the vadge fermented fruit later?

Sounds like some lonely rusty razors

Uma delicia

Shallow indian puss puss shall never be circumnavigated by mindless trible

>that might be a brazilian thing or something

no it isnt

it's definitely some sort of brown person thing, but thank you for the clarification

See that Randall? See OP and bus post? That is shitty shilling. It is too low quality, one day you will thank me for this lesson, for you will need to shill under the Catatonia, EU, or UN memeflag with better bait one day.

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I don't like references to cartoons I'm too old to recognize.

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I wonder if you could use a banana peel inside your girl as a condom then just pull it out and throw it away when you're done. I should try that...

The whole problem I have with this is that not only are the two species entirely different, they are in an entirely seperate genus. Part of the problem with modern society is both misinterpertation of science and the worship of science. Just because the "yeast" is called yeast doesn't mean it excretes the same byproducts. Even if it does excrete CO2 (i would presume it does, it would probably taste disgusting because the other result of said organism's metabolism is not alcohol but instead some fucked up phenol that taste like rotten fish. What does this accomplish?

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Women don't pee from their vaginas fren.

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is this like castanza part II?

Related

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Liar

They just pee through their clitorus

NOPE STILL NOT PEAK DEGENERACY

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Hey-o

Cool

a-user, i...

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Nah this is a white scandinavian liberal thing. I was raised by "sexually liberated" parents. I've seen shit

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imagine the cultures that are growing down there
I'll get the agar plates

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I'd post peak degeneracy for you but I don't want to get banned. See you on !

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Wouldn't think fruit pickle?

Go on....

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What's wrong with this though? How gay do you have to be to not want pussy flavored food?

The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice?

You know the person doing this doesn't have good hygiene.

>imagine the cultures that are growing down there

They've probably developed a primitive religion and taboos.

That's child's play. Look up the woman who poured a whole freshly mixed smoothie into her vagina. Covered up her hole and shook around and then pushed it out her vagina into a cup and drank it.

Who the fuck actually likes the taste of vagina that much?

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU EEEEEEEEEEETTTTTT

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There was a whole porn site you could subscribe to about that. I think it was called ass smoothie or something like that.

*yeast infection intensifies*

Thank You. I needed that.

Mmm fishy peach...

better get in there before they chase the migratory herds southward...

>the absolute state of cosmopolitan "journalism"

Oh fuck I'm gonna vomit! BUILD THAT FUCKING WALL!

Post you mom's feet.

Underated

Actually, come to think of it, on a ylyl on /b/ today someone posted a video of a dude making chocolate milk in his ass.

You've never actually seen vagina, have you?

Why do people think everyone wants to know this shit? Does anyone just shut up and keep things to themselves? Nobody cares who and how you like to fuck. This is the problem. People think everyone else needs to know. They spill their entire life into public and then complain about judgement. Just shut your mouth and have a shred of self respect.

Was it really chocolate though?

WHAT THE FUUUUCK? I ALMOST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH. Please tell me this is not real.

NOT
FUCKING
POLITICS

Jeffrey Dahmer?

They have two different holes. The urethra and the vagina.

Nongay people

Well milk and nestle quik went in, who fucking knows what came out? He did drink it though.

So the condom broke when sleeping with my side ho. I thought nothing of it and she took plan b the next morning. Later that night we had sex again.. When I'm pumping her, a little piece of the condom that broke the night before popped up... Its was fucking WEIRD!

I need to know if this is real, for science you know?

Like what?

Fuck me, I posted the site above. It was called ass smoothie. Just google it.

>only an apricot
Not interested until it's at least the size of an orange.

Is watermelon a fruit? She's probably black

Remember Jow Forums. Whenever a pajeet wants to see vageen, he means the urethra.

We were a nudist family and twice my parents played a game with friends that involed the women putting some kind of food on the vagoo and the men were blindfolded and had to eat it, guess the food and guess the lady. Rebelling in my teens consisted of me converting to catholicism then converting to islam then joining the army and becoming a bootlicker then becoming an evola style traditionalist and supporting the altright.

the vietnamese whores did that in nam too to prevent being raped from US soldiers

>sugary fruit + vagina
YEESTYBEASTIES

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Sounds hot. I mean, not really if you are their kid, but hot in a weird internet CG kind of way.

If you pretend to like eating pussy you just have a small dick.

I love eating pussy. What's wrong with that?

Oh here we go now they'll whine about us leaving our apples and oranges in them like its a bad thing, puhleese

...

Some people eat cottage cheese with their fruit anyway so I don't see a problem.

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My wife is holding on to a Pineapple for me right now. I'm going to make a cake with it tomorrow.

Disagree. Making a girl cum moan with your tongue and fingers is extremely erotic. Also if you warm her up well she’ll cum very quickly once you put your dick in.

Too old to recognize Recess? You must be over 40 then.

Yeah... Wanna talk Go Bots or Thundercats or TMNT?

post a link nigger

It's on their twitter. How hard is it to find?
twitter.com/Cosmopolitan/status/809870656292745216

pee comes from balls. Women don't have balls, therefore they don't pee

sounds like a quick way to get yeast infection. Also baginas can squeeze things. What if she sneezed and squeezed thatt fruit with razor inside? I'm not buying it.

I’m not defending that.
I might pay to see it. But, I’m not defending it.

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You should put that on a pizza. Tell her to throw some ham in there too

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>India

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Maybe it makes her pussy fruit flavored and he eats her pussy. That makes more sense to me.

beaverbong.com

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Traps have already won.

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