>Computer, simulate fifteen middle-aged autistic men on the ancient internet message board Jow Forums, subboard Jow Forums
>Have them argue insanely about whether Jews and Italians count as white while posting pictures of frogs
>Disengage safety protocols
Computer, simulate fifteen middle-aged autistic men on the ancient internet message board Jow Forums...
Austin Thompson
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Jonathan Wood
Barclay was autistic as it can get
Dylan Sullivan
Starwars references are Reddit teir faggot
Kayden Thompson
Blake Howard
Anthony Williams
reminder that barclay is a bad guy because he's a white male
John Johnson
Jacob Howard
Post rare androids
Zachary Davis
It has to be the leaf always ruining everything...
Jordan Rodriguez
saved
Nathan Collins
I can’t wait for Bashirhomo to show up, she’ll just love the casual anti-semitism of Jow Forums
Chase Howard
>she
Leo Howard
it's funny cause Jow Forums is ancient and we're all old and passed it
Justin Powell
>Computer. Create one glib facsimile of Lieutenant Ezri Dax.
>Excellent. Increase smugness levels by 200% and aggression by 470%.
>Okay, now listen very carefully, computer. I want you to cause this Ezri simulacrum to grow one foot taller every time that she punches me, slaps me, kicks me, steps on me, spits on me or laughs at me. And once she reaches 60 feet tall, give her the insatiable urge to remove the Dax symbiont from her pouch, and to insert me into her pouch as if I was another symbiont. Have you got all that?
*beep beep beep boop* Program complete, you may begin when ready.
>Lock the door, disable my commbadge, and computer?
Yes, Doctor?
>Disengage safety protocols.
Jackson Hughes
Barkley 5 min later
Jeremiah Cook
Justin Ramirez
What if I told somebody did it to you and wiped your memory clean?
Nolan Gomez
All Italians except Sicilians, but Sicilians are honorary.
fuck jews though.
Robert Evans
*laughs in Q*
Isaac Fisher
Doctor, you're a sick, sick man.
Xavier Thomas
The argentinian you mean
Isaac Reyes
Jews and wops are not white.
star wurs sukkks Hur dur dur.
/Posting in star trek uni PJ's from moms basement, juiced up on risperidone/
Kevin Rogers
"Program Worf-3 Activated"
Jeremiah Nelson
Jaxon Sanders
Nathan Sanchez
Would you take orders from an Artificial Lifeform?
Josiah Reyes
>Computer, simulate fifteen tit cows wearing small tops
Leo Johnson
Gul Dukat did nothing wrong.
Tyler Price
Don't you men Jadzia?
Nathaniel Lewis
>someone actually took their time and made this
>then they fapped to it
Camden Watson
thats where you're wrong, kiddo
Chase Brown
KEked heartily
Brody Collins
Shut the fuck up Brazil's appendix.
Austin Davis
Which Star Trek was the best one f am?
Original
Picard?
DS9
Voyager
Enterprise: Yung ones in 21st century
Asian Queens going down on Klignon BVLLS
Jaxon Nguyen
DS9
Jose Anderson
>DS9
Just for the Dominion arc
Easton Reed
Why would I want someone who's been ridged?
Jason Roberts
/trek/ best /tv/
Asher Gonzalez
TNG > DS9 > TAS > TOS > EVERYTHING ELSE
Voyager was trash. Enterprise was trash. The movies are, basically, trash.
Ayden Morales
Leo Howard
Hello fellow argentinian
Easton Collins
You speak the truth friend.
Jacob Price
God I wish that were me
Luke Wood
I thought Ezri was a girl's name
Aaron Torres
FOR CARDASSIA.
Elijah Campbell
Babylon 5 should be the only one on God Tier, and I say this as a trekkie
David Murphy
Babylon 5 was amazing. Bester did nothing wrong
Gavin Gomez
wheres the last starfighter?
Adrian Williams
>Bester did nothing wrong
that's where you're wrong, kiddo
Parker Smith
Original, allelse was faggotry.
Leo Brown
Ryan Rodriguez
>checked and kek'd
TOS is the original and best
fite me faggots
Jason Howard
Good list.
Add Space: Above and Beyond and also Dark Matter there
Benjamin Martinez
>Have them argue insanely about whether Jews
Nobody here thinks jews are white, jew.
But nice try.
Parker Rodriguez
Aaaa Space: A&B is already there, I'd say Mid Tier though
Logan Bennett
Remember that time Troi cucked Riker with some random red shirt from engineering?
Nolan Fisher
On a different list with the rest of the movies?
Isaiah Ramirez
Babylon 5 and DS9 were considered to be sister shows , they even exchanged writers and directors
Hudson Williams
This is now a Babylon 5 thred
Josiah Lee
They clearly had an open relationship
Ayden Brooks
oh yea
Zachary Ramirez
She looks like a woman I used to know named Jenifer .
Jacob Ross
Voyager shouldn't even be considered a part of the Star Trek universe... Change my mind.
Hudson Moore
Farscape belongs in god tier tbqh.
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Adrian Campbell
Her facial expressions are so fucking cute, but she's such a bad actress
Luke Carter
I still like Wrath of Khan. All the others were shit, especially the one where they went back in time to save the fucking whales.
Jason Kelly
Good movie though.
Liam Smith
Keep coping, cuck.
Nolan Torres
>Have them argue insanely about whether Jews and Italians count as white
Got some bad news for you...
Jack Bell
Remember that one time The Captain and Paris exceeded warp 10 and had lizard babies together?
Justin Gomez
Adrian Robinson
she doesnt understand
Hunter Scott
Post em.
Jackson Miller
>no Tripping the Rift
Anthony Foster
Damn it, now I have to binge watch Babylon 5
Grayson Rivera
TNG was an abomination.
Adam Sanchez
>Babylon 5 and DS9 were considered to be sister shows
Errr... lol. Actually, both sides felt like it was being ripped off by the other... desu, Babylon 5 with a little more justification, at least in terms of DS9 shifting from a more episodic serial format in the earlier seasons to a more epic, cross-season story arc format in latter ones, clearly emulating Babylon 5's format -- unique at the time in network television, especially network sci-fi, when JMS began it... splitting the difference between a series and a mini-series by telling a long story with a planned beginning, middle, and end.
Thomas Rogers
Remember when Sisko got pissed because the computer wasn't calling him a nigger?
John Williams
Caleb Bell
He's probably my favorite character because he was the most interesting.
Colton Rivera
Arn’t orgies part of a Betazed wedding ritual?
Logan Sanchez
>ridged
I'm dying.
Ethan Ramirez
>first woman starship captain...
>gets lost in space for 7 years...
Daniel Lopez
nah, everyone's just naked. also, i just want a duras sister wife. not sure if they come as a pair though
Nicholas Flores
Well Jow Forums, did it count?
Christian Thompson
include me in the screencap user
Aaron Ross
>you will never have a loving relationship with your holograph waifu
why even live, lads?
Cameron Lee
she'd be hot if she didn't have face cancer
David Gray
this desu
Ian Harris
Babylon 5 was originally pitched as a star trek spin off , they had crew and staff the worked in between the shows and were firmed on the same studio lot . There's a lot to that story, and I don't think you even know the half of it.
Isaiah Brown
>subboard
your reddit is showing, faggot
Tyler Bell
I love you guys.
G'Kar and Londo character arc gives me chills. From nearly killing each other in the elevator to Londo sitting down at the series finale realizing what he's done.
Colton Brown
Evan Thomas
Ana de Armas, 1986 (archival footage)
Elijah Martin
Then he changed his mind and everything was okay.
That episode was a good example of the fallacies of SJW's
Gavin Long
DON'T BELIEVE ONDORE'S LIES!
Jace Perry
firefly should be in god tier, prove me wrong
pro tip, you cant
Tyler Flores
No different than Hatsune Miku
Levi Ramirez
Probably not. I've heard more of the B5 side of things, but just things I've heard anyway. Both were legitimately such great shows, it hardly seems to matter all that much.
Ayden Murphy
he should have killed them all