IT‘S ALMOST DEFINITELY HAPPENING!!!!!!1!!!ELEVEN!!!!!!!!

the race is on jellystone
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHSoxioQtwZfY2ISsNBzJ-aOZ3APVS8br

BLOW YOUR LOAD MR SUPERVOLCANO!!!

Live Quake Cam
youtube.com/watch?v=gH045WGMTAI

kek

>Zerohedge.

Lol, ok

What parts of the USA would be destroyed if this Volcano exploded? The Liberal or the Conservative areas?

Both. Burn it all.
youtube.com/watch?v=3AjQR_0GPcw

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Most of the Heart Land. Very conservative areas, most Liberals live in coastal cities that wouldn't be effected as much

I keep having dreams about this bitch popping off. I'm out of the explosion radius but right underneath the ash. Deliver me yellowstone-chan

west coast would be fucked with ash from the explosion
mid west would survive but land would be nearly uninhabitable for a while
east coast would feel the effects but not as hard

power and food supply for the whole country would be fucked
any survivors would be going far toward teh east coast, close as possible
southern canada would also get dicked by ash

water too
major water supplies would be fucked from the ash

Fake and Gay

Good luck, Yellowstone-chan! I love you!

Goddamn, these disaster chans just keep getting cuter.

>tfw not in kill zone

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Heartland is where the food is grown. Food shortages in the cities, brown masses killing each other over what's left at stores. Conservatives plan ahead, have at least a couple months suppy of food. Long enough to last until the niggers kill each other off.

>yellowstone caldera asplodes
>not in the killzone
pick one

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Based, sonata arctica is one of the best
blind guardian is better tho

Yellowstone erupting would unironically wipe out the United States. If you want to die go do it yourself. Don't be a cunt and wish it upon everyone

yellowstone erupting is an X level event
ie end of the world.

>inB4 california blows up instead

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Yellowstone finna buss

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Yellowstone finna buss!

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pray to yellowstone

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concentrate on the magma chamber. we can end it here. we can end it for all time.

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Zerohedge has been posting this fear mongering shit for years. It's blatant clickbait at this point.

It never happens.

Wack son

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I'm a data analyst at a Fortune 500 company. I live on Zero Hedge and post here when I'm not busy. I have sifted through the information for the past 24 hours. In order to ensure proper vigilance and attention to detail I consumed 200 mg of Adderall spaced out in a bi-hourly schedule. I also have been microdosing LSD for the past three years.

I can unequivocally say that there is absolutely nothing profound within this information. It is insubstantial at best, and outright exaggerations bordering on slander at worst.

It would likely be in everyone's best interest to focus on more pertinent issues as opposed to getting lost in a web of obfuscation.

Lava rolling through in 30 minutes.

what I wanna know is what the endgame was for all these money/wealth grabbing jewry was

planet's blowing up, but you managed to jew some people

congrats?

OH NOES! We were JUST ABOUT to find out what’s in the Mueller report too!

nice larp
its happening

Come sweet death.
One last caress.

fake and geyserpilled

Your digits concern me. I am going to re-analyze this data. Please excuse me. At this time, I suggest everyone get some sleep. There is much work to be done.

it all depends on wind direction and most of all the size of the eruption. you don't know either of those

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This has been a happening since 2000
It's never going to happen.

>A FEW MORE DAYS, WEEKS, MONTHS OR CENTURIES!!!““
ITS RIGHT THERE!

Us? Nigger wat?

Yellowstone going off would be a blessing. It will eventually happen. Could be a small eruption or a big one and anything in between. To think that our best and brightest want to drill into it to relieve the pressure and heat tells you all you need to know. We're pretty screwed. Humans are dumb panicky creatures that are easily controlled..
Thanks for the scheduled doom porn. It does nothing but kill a better thread.

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>March 27th, 2019
>As the last of the FEMA food rations run out a ragged group of Hollywood's elite in Yellowstone ravaged California begin to contemplate cannibalism
>the studio executives have all saved themselves by teleporting to israel using their communicator watches
>the directors talked themselves off the list by promising to give big roles in their next films
>the housekeepers and gardeners have all fucked back to Guatemala
>the stars killed themselves after finding out emergency food isn't gluten free
>after drawing straws the first victim is selected. Its Patton Oswald... starved down to a bony 283 pounds
>as the crowd draws in with their knives Patton braces for the sweet release his wife chose over a life in the same house
>right before it happens, he asks to say his last words. As the blindfold tightens he says what's been on his mind ever since the eruption
>I TOLD YOU TRUMP WOULD DESTROY AMERICA AND I WAS RIGHT ABOUT GETTING MY OWN KING OF QUEENS SPINOFF TOO

>yellowstone is in california
Wow I'm an idiot.

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Mom?

ok mum

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Just a few more
>Seconds
>Minutes
>Hours
>Days
>Weeks
>Months
>Years
>Decades
>Centuries
Or
>Millennia
Haha who knows?!

I live in canada eh, so the only thing I'd really be worried aboot eh is that damn pneumonultramicroscopicsilicavolcsnoiosis, eh

>most Liberals live in coastal cities that wouldn't be effected as much
The catastrophic eruption of Yellowstone would basically end the USA as a country. Even areas not directly impacted would suffer. Places with high population density would run out of food rather quickly, and would digress into chaos within 2-3 days. The effect on the power generation would be enough that I think most of the US would not have predictable power for months.

wew

my house just flew over yellowstone, everything is fine.

Oh look, it's just the daily "MUH YELLOWSTONE GONNA ASPLODE ANY DAY NOW!!1!!1!!!11!!" thread.

>Zerohedge

Never change Jow Forums, never fucking change.

Yellowstone is the ultimate slow news day topic because the stakes are so low for the reporter. "It might happen in five minutes of seven hundred years" Isn't a fucking story.

Someday the sun will burn out. Better get prepped!

Some of the most conservative areas in the fly-over states and some of the most 'liberal' states in Cascadia also, although the instant death areas are relatively under-populated and the vast majority of the US population will be able to (and obviously forced to) flee. Allegedly Brazil has agreed to take millions in the unlikely event of it occurring in our lifetimes, a long with Argentina and Australia.

Finally something worth
>please end this so i can finally get nirvana and stop shiting on the streets

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GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!

I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!

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You are an idiot because Yellowstone is not in California

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>after drawing staws...

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GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

Good luck, Yellowstone-chan! I love you!

Can confirm!
A yellowstone just flew over my house!

Guys, a yellow stone just broke my window.

guys do you like hell mans or miricle whip better

~daniel

Sure it is. Fuck you, faggot.

>tfw live in the immediate kill zone
>will be able to shitpost from heaven as the earth is turned into full of screaming pink wojaks fighting for food from jamal's gang while being sniped by korean store owners
enjoy the chaos suckers.

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Yellowstone chan just busted a huge steamy gayser over my house its happening

GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

do you actually shit on the streets? do all pajeets?

I just flew over the Yellowstone
gan gonfirm id's aboud do egzblode!

everyone's in the killzone

MY GOD A ROOF IS HOVERING OVER MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!

Let's ship the yellowstone at the center of Israel.

FUCK global warming caused this.

FUCK DRUMPF

JUSSIE SMOLLET WAS ATTACKED BY RACIST ALT RIGHT DEATH SQUADS SCREAMING

THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY BABY! IN DOWNTOWN CHICACGO WEARING TRUMP HATS AT 2 AM!

This happened before in the 60's, nothing to panic about.

>Zerohedge
They're saying shit like this every year.

>zero hedge

You stupid fuckers are so dumb.

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Delusional NPC Static: The Post

I wish a nigga would

Awesome to hear the geysers are more active now. I need to plan a trip there.

You’re forgetting to mention the ensuing decade long volcanic winter

A supervolcano just flew over my house!

OH SHIT YELLOWSTONE JUST RANG MY BELL AND TOLD ME NOT TO GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW

Time to bring back SKYKANGZ

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT CONFIRMED
PIC RELATED

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God doesnt have the balls to destroy his own creation out of fear what we might become.

Q here.
Look up into the sky, in the future.

You go to school on the weekend?

Faaaarrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>CONspiricy garbage

Read it anyway, what's the point of putting a piece out there if your just going to undermine what the scientists say with "But that's what they want you to think"

confirmed i am fucking my own ass with your moms penis roger over