>Open up sir, we have information that you retain firearms on your premises. Since the 2nd Amendment was repealed a month ago, all firearms are illegal, and you haven't turned yours in at the police department. Open up, we have a warrant. We don't want to use exessive force, but we will if neccessary.
Would you officers like to check out my anime pillow collection?
Ryder Price
I GUESS TWO UNIFORMED KEKS ARE GETTING SHOT
Brody Jackson
I lost all my guns in a boating accident. At the bottom of Lake Ontario
Thomas Turner
You can get the bullets first commies
Parker Hill
>sorry. I got married last year and had to sell my weapon to pay for the caterer. I don’t have to keep records as a private individual, so have a nice day.
Sebastian Wright
The second they go door to door for guns the internet and phone lines etc light up.
It goes from door to door sweeps to Ruby Ridge/Waco/Bundy Ranch stand offs and then cops leaving en masse from their jobs as their familes start to be targeted or flat out killed. Politicians start getting attacked and the second US civil war goes hot.
So naturally the first couple guys will either give up their guns or death by cops but after that it is full out civil war. The OKC bombing was two angry militia guys pissed about Waco. Imagine what happens when you have like 30 Wacos a week or more.
Hunter Martin
>not having remote explosives under the entrance to your house ready to blow at all times
Dominic Flores
i dont answer my door unless im expecting someone
Zachary Rodriguez
keep sniffing glue about 2nd amendment rights getting stepped on tiny dicked incel retard.
Unironically this. I don't have to answer. I haven't committed a crime. You faggots are already on my property.
Lincoln Wilson
>He thinks cops will risk that
I know about 30 cops. Some might comply with the new "law", most though? Nah never. Not even because they give a shit about the 2nd. But because they know how many people would be shooting.
Zachary Smith
I unironically lease 900 acres of land in Texas. Please, do come in and look around to your heart's content.
Aiden Morris
Give the guns, cry, try unsuccessfully not to poop in my trousers.
Julian Lopez
Hide the weapons in an incredibly unlikely and difficult to reach place in my property, encourage all friends and gun owning acquaintances to do the same. Watch and laugh as, even if they know, the police are literally unable to spend several hours with several men searching every residence of a gun owner.
Just claim you literally can't remember where it is when they arrive, that way they can't claim that you were maliciously hiding it from them.
Michael Peterson
inb4 >britbong talking about firearms right lmao
I am an advocate of gun rights in this country and a UKNRA member. Planning on ownership soon.
Isaac Martinez
The state of Texas is sanctuary state for guns Fuck off Feds before I have you arrested *firearm racking sound*
Blake Scott
Give them the bullets first
Liam Cooper
Better have already buried half the guns. Only fight as a last resort.
Brody Morris
Open my door and inform them I don't have any firearms, let them look through home to comply with warrant, be nice so they don't make a mess. Once they leave for a while I'll go to my cache and touch them all gently...
William Brown
>*POP*POP*POP*POP* oh, this gun?
Leo Peterson
Y'see, me and the boys were out duck hunting and they all just fell right in the water. You're free to go dredge the lake for them.
Isaiah Phillips
>not "losing" your firearms the moment a ban is enacted i shiggy diggy
Adrian Ross
nigger
Jonathan Cox
give them my shitty 1911, my 870, my .22 rifle, my glock 22, my judge raging shitpeice, and all the rounds. I dont need run of the mill firearms to remain lethal
Henry Carter
That would never happen because I would have already turned in the guns. The law is the law.
Jonathan Cruz
>Since the 2nd Amendment was repealed a month ago, all firearms are illegal repealing the 2nd doesn't make firearms illegal.
Chase Gray
why the fuck did you buy a fucking judge?
Easton Harris
in the UK to get a gun licence you need a gun safe and have to tell the police where you keep the guns. the police will make a visit to your property before you are granted a licence and a random visit after you are granted to see how you store your guns. your fantasy is far from the reality you live under. what will be your stated reason for having a gun when you go for your police interview?
Aiden Lopez
So you’re a pussy?
Ethan Gonzalez
You guys are turning blue pretty damn fast though
Isaac Lee
They are actually fun to shoot those 410s though
Dominic Stewart
I also hear they can be decent snake guns with those shells. At the same time you could support the moonies and get a KSG25 that holds like fucking 40 mini shotshells.
Dylan Rogers
Sorry, they fell off my boat when i was fishing a few years ago. I'll surrender my lawn darts though.
That's my dream. Imagine how comfy Jow Forums would be.
Adam Robinson
>implying I wouldn't boobietrap the doorbell or other points of entry. If I'm doing something "illegal" in the case of the abolition of the 2nd, why would I keep my guns in an orderly fashion?
Austin Butler
I lost all my guns in a tragic deep sea fishing accident 50 miles offshore. No I don't remember exactly where. Yes all 65 firearms and all my ammo. I'm quite torn up about it. Fuck off if you don't have a warrant for a search.
Ryan Lopez
Sorry officers I lost all my guns in a gay anal fisting accident