All Right, Boys, How Are Ye Planning to Get a Girlfriend / Wife?

Let's play "Where Will You Be In Twenty Years?"
Is the answer:
(A) Alone after being dumped by a series of girlfriends who eventually realised that you were an abusive freak,
(B) Alone after being divorced by your wife who took half of the property and the children while you pay child support (or just the property, so that you have to spend the next few decades, cleaning up after your devil spawn),
(C) Alone after your children grow up and your partner eventually finds the courage to leave you and move back to her mothers' / girlfriends' house, or
(D) In prison for touching jail bait?

This is a great plan. Everyone knows that people find partners through telekinesis. All great things in life come from doing nothing and praying that God takes the hint.

I just don't like being around people. Especially if I feel like I'm obligated to do so
All of my relationships fail because I inevitably come to a point where I prefer to be alone than spending time with them. And eventually being obligated to spend time with them when I rather wouldn't breeds resentment so I cut it off
I've just comes to terms with the fact that I'll be contentedly alone for the rest of my life

who hurt you user?

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I'll take 'die alone at eighty' for 100, Alex.

*Jealous cat lady detected

Who hurt you, Nonnie? Who hurt you?

wow you managed to read my post and interpret what i was saying
good heckin job!

Cry all you want. At the end of the day, I already have a girlfriend.

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trying to get my values straighten up and work on building some wealth so my family doesnt starve
bought a house, got in shape, took like 4 years but finally got somewhere. took up martial arts, still have a lot to learn and lots of training ahead. going to look into getting a firearm. rebuild/build new reputations to clear up the past where people saw me as an alcoholic. not giving into porn anymore, not fapping either. started reading the bible for guidance on how to live better and not get frustrated at life (surprising confidence builder, if you are honest about it and really try to apply it). just going through bible study plans on my phone. probably will start going to church soon. working on my own business every day after work.
it's nonstop, i have a lot of shit to atone for. made mistakes in the past, disappointed a few important people. i know i dont deserve a good young woman because the mistakes were made. heck, even if i dont get one, i'll still have to be okay with god's plan. that's the way it goes.

At least, you're self-aware.

Surprisingly wholesome response. Too bad we all know that he's talking about finding a trad wife. Next.

Well she rode the cock carousel had a few abortions and its now in her mid thirties living in the shit and piss stained apartment with her cats because she can't find a man to give her five minutes of her time

My original post was pretty self aware
I know I'll be alone unless I find the mythological perfect woman

Your cat doesn't count

Can barely afford to live as a single man.

Trying desperately to get rid of mine.

Does reading into the life of a virginal lesbian on the Internet make you feel better about the death of your mother, Norman?

>holding out hope that some goddess who doesn't exist will lower her standards for you

I, uh, I'm not really sure how to reply to this post.

I mean, I would date a church girl who's slightly younger than me, maybe, idk, what are you talking about?

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Let me guess. She disapproves of the fact that you spend all of your time procrastinating on the Internet?

I plan to finish my education and get a good paying job. At that point I can donate all my money to some titty streamer, surely she feel an obligation to love me and become my wife right?

>posting that jpg like a girl like her would ever look your way
Stay golden, pony boy. Your immortal trad wife will burst out of a field of hay, Bible in hand, one day.

I'm 49 and MGTOW. I've seen so many men destroyed by women. The most recent is my younger brother who just went through an awful divorce. I'm in a better situation than nearly every married or previously married guy I know. No wife or kids has allowed me to save a lot of money and I am now set for life. I never much cared for children anyhow.

What the fuck is that image even trying to say?
Is this some shitty shill thread?
Is OP a faggot?

Btw the answer to the third one is YES

Come rub my nipples

I'll see you in twenty years when that falls through.

MGTOW are my favourite type of men because they have managed to convince themselves that all women can be blamed for their decision to not sign a prenup.

>beef curtains detected
You're all so predictable though

You're in for a lot of pain young man. You'll see what I mean eventually.

>Justify
My life is pretty good without roasties and sex can be emulated or bought, why would I need (((solutions))) or 'justifications'?

It looks like we've found out why your girlfriend wants you out of the house.

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Prenups are being increasingly ignored by courts.

>But in world gaming won't you i an think again idiot
Learning English would help

Cry more. I can't hear you over the sound of my happy and successful relationship with my girlfriend, who I have been dating for 10 years.

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So the thing you kikes have overlooked is the fact that while you've instilled our women with a deviant fetish for tabboos and forbidden fruit, you've also turned straight white men, and especially fascists, into that very same forbidden fruit. So here's how
>Find young white woman who's conditioning hasn't set/fucked her life up yet
>Appeal strictly to instinct, only applying redpills when confronted
>Ignore all shit-tests, MUST be thouroughly redpilled
>Do not demand commitment, make them want it. If you found one who's not too damaged, you shouldn't have to worry about competition. plenty of 18-20 yr old girls are still in the curiouis phase. Give them something to be curious about.
I'm having fun with it so far. I lucked out though, I took an opportunity and I'm glad
Fuck kikes, feminists and jannies. OPis a fag.

Refer to my previous post where I said, "I'll take 'die alone at eighty' for 100, Alex."

Sources.

That is the point.

kek too bad it's my house and she's finally gone but still won't leave me alone

What the fuck kind of nigger speak is your image?

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Here's a free (you) since your slide thread isn't doing so well ;^) please tell us more about your own life since you seem to know so much

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We will all die alone, what's your point?

I dress up as my mother sometimes

>pic
Am I having a stroke?

You're probably a cuck

>We will all die alone, what's your point?
What about people that die in commercial air accidents , they all ways seem to die with hundreds of other people

dont want want you're shit

>I take a bunch of jokes made on the internet seriously
sick dude keep it up

Got ghosted by a qt on first date. According to my friends, she thinks I'm an Intel. Back to step 1.

My take is that you are probably insecure and view the fact that your girlfriend hasn't left you yet as an affirmation of your self worth. You've come here to gloat because you think that the fact that this woman hasn't rejected you after 10 years is some badge of honor.

What you will learn is that a woman is never yours. It's just your turn. Women are always looking to trade up, and with your obvious self-esteem problem, she will trade up some day. She's probably cheating on you right now. Like I said, you're in for a world of pain.

I wish that I was so immersed in whatever Kool-Aid it is that you're drinking. Otherwise, how would I be able to read or understand that conspiracy text about 'forbidden fruits' so clearly?

Have fun finding the next ignorant teenager who you want to abuse when your current one eventually becomes tired of your mind games and breaks up with you. Hopefully, she doesn't have to spend a gruesome amount of time taking care of your children before she goes back to her parents' house at forty and finally earns her high school diploma.

Well, that's what you get when you go after jail bait.

>comically missing the point

Your tears bring me great joy.

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The fuck is wrong with finding a tradwife? All we've got left are brainwashed christcuck women, and now we're not even entitled to the? Oh, that's right, we should all be fucking cucks like you
KYSPLEASE

She's older than me and it's her dads old house but I bought it. What now?

In the UK, they're nearly gone already.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3525528/Judges-say-ignore-pre-nups-unless-couple-rich-Warning-majority-agreements-waste-time-courts-instead-base-decisions-fairness.html

Just as no-fault divorce spread to all the English-speaking world, so will be the ignoring of prenups in the name of fairness. In Canada your girlfriend may be entitled to alimony.

>He thinks I didn't choose someone legal
>He thinks I'm playing mind games
>He thinks I'm jealous of his cuckery

I have come here to let you all know that your bigotry is going to lead women to spend their lives avoiding you and no amount of pick-up artistry will defeat that. My own relationship is besides the point.

Anyway, imagine being this guy and convincing yourself that women want to leave you. If I didn't know better, I would say that you feel insecure. That would explain why you're projecting onto me so hard at least.

Fix your perception that you can own women first. That might be a good step.

You're not entitled to anything. Thanks for playing. Keep taking your frustration at having to respect that potential partners are also human out on me if it makes you any happier though.

Imagine thinking that buying out your partner's family home is a good way to build your relationship and ensure future stability between you.

>citing the Daily Mail as a source

>He doesn't know about mutual ownership
Just how much of a cuck are you, buddy? Do we need to talk?

>He thinks that phrases like "appeal to instinct" "shit tests" and "make them want commitment" aren't mind games

I don't want your jealousy. I want your sorrow.

Imagine thinking you can convince normal women that they don't need men to survive?

Heilig sol uns sein, jede muter guten blut
What I am entitled to is what i take for myself
Are you prepared to stop us

I'll be perfectly honest - I don't know.

The last nine years I've been working on pursuing my passion and trying to become a scientist. First getting through undergraduate, then a master's program, now I'm about a year from finishing my PhD. But during that time I've been doing basically nothing but working 60+ hours a week. I've had almost no life outside of my work, most of my social skills have atrophied, and I can't even wrap my head around how to get back into the dating pool, much less find a woman to settle down and raise a family with.

Anyways, that's my purse dumped. How's your day been? How're things at work? Why are you on the politics board of a Mongolian noodle-making enthusiasts' forum at midnight making threads to talk about relationships instead of lying in bed with your girlfriend making love and falling asleep in each other's arms?

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No, I have this thing in my relationship called 'each person belonging to themselves instead of being possessive and creepy.'

Imagine creating a situation where your partner needs you to survive and trying to use it as evidence that women need men when really all you're doing is creating a situation in which your partner has to choose between her father's home and you, thereby showcasing that the issue is not women's dependence on men but your insistence upon forcing women in your life to depend on you.

Am I prepared to stop a baby, shitting in his diapers within his mother's basement? Yes.

I have no interest in pick-up artistry as I no longer have any interest in women. I think you just don't know women very well yet. You'll learn soon enough.

>No, only you have to let people play mind games with you, for anyone else its ABUSE
You're fucking deluded. Welcome to Jow Forums
You're here forever

I'm finishing my masters this year going onto a phd in the fall if nothing shakes out in the market. Feel like my social skills have gotten significantly better through the whole thing though. I don't meet women often since I'm in math, but pretty much all the women in the department adore me.

The only thing that's kept me grounded through this whole thing has been volunteering outside of the university. Try that.

So, you're a cuck
And you're not prepared to respond to any credible threat
Good to know

This is a surprisingly nice post, so I will answer it. My day has been sort of bad. I was meaning to finish a paper for my project on building burner computers, but I feel like I have procrastinated all day. Work has been pretty steady, but I'm taking time off for the weekend, so I prefer not to mull over it. As for why I'm on this board, it's 6 AM here and I don't want to wake Sarah up.

Does telling people on the Internet that they don't understand women make you feel better about not understanding women?

No, Im someone who doesn't think that people can be owned. We abolished that when we voted against slavery, did we not?

Keep calling yourself a credible threat. At best, you're a middle-aged man who uses Jow Forums.

imagine thinking anyone cares what you think?

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damn...i5 or i7?

Tell me when your plan to "get them young" falls through and you end up eighty and alone.

is this flag really trying to convince anybody that women don't depend on men for survival far more than men do on women?

Does telling people what you think about men make you feel any better about not understanding your psychological issues?

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Elaborate. I really want to hear you talk yourself into a corner with this one.

This joke would work if you used the same format as me, but you didn't. Try harder.

You don't understand women at all. Does this "girlfriend" even know she's your girlfriend?

Here's a hint. If she doesn't think you belong to her then she's not with you.

It's not a joke it's a question cunt

what vital resources do women secure for the in group?

for you sweetie :)