Calling all Christfags- my kid has started asking to 'say prayer' at dinner. I'm an atheist and don't really know what she's talking about. She picked this up from her grandparents, probably. What prayer is appropriate for this?
Calling all Christfags- my kid has started asking to 'say prayer' at dinner...
Luis Harris
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Dylan Foster
>I'm an atheist
Doesn't matter she will grow up to be a massive fucking slut, you fedora wearing faggot.
Henry Diaz
fuck off retard
Connor Sanders
Just beat the shit out of her
>implying Christcuckesses aren't massive sluts behind their daddy's' back
Daniel Rogers
>but daddy if there isn't a God then there is no need for morals?
>gobbles nigger cock
Hope you like peanutbutter grandbabies.
Brayden Morgan
Don't be a fucking autist. Say something like "Thanks Jebus Yebus for this absolutely wonderful dinner we have right here, amen!"
Tyler Bennett
>Christcuck
>having wholesome daughters
Pick one
Leo Cox
>Atheist
>Having a non-autist daughter
pick one
Michael Butler
Bless us our lord and these thy gifts which we are about to recieve from thy bounty, through Christ our lord, amen.
That is grace user
Landon Jackson
Dear lord, for what we are about to receive, we are truely thankful. Amen
Easton Davis
what if I told you it's possible to have morals without cucking to the jews
Hunter Harris
That's adorable
Father who art in heaven, we give thanks to the farmers who have toiled away from our eyes to bring us this beautiful meal and thank you to Mom for preparing this food to the standard it deserves and thank you God for allowing us to sit together here as a family.
Amen
Robert Ortiz
got it
Grayson King
Just use a non religious one. We used to say these sayings before dinner, for example:
Earth, who gave to us this food
Sun, who made it ripe and good.
Dear Earth, dear Sun, by you we live,
Our love and thanks to you we give.
Tyler Cruz
rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub, amen
Matthew Cox
fpbp
Ryan Gutierrez
there's no Mom in this picture sadly
Noah Cook
Look at this sun worshiping faggot
Mason Ross
Our Father in heaven, bless this food to our use, and us to your service. In Jesus' name we pray amen.
Parker Williams
Kill your kids and wife then blow your brains out. But before that set your will to benefit planned parenthood and nonprofits for drug legalization
Thomas Green
It's a scientific truth.
Chase Watson
God bless your family, I am sorry to hear that.
Ayden Robinson
just take her food, ask her to pray for the food to suddenly appears.
Jacob Baker
It's some jewish ritual invented in the Middle East by desertniggers, to give their food more jewpower I think, so that the ones who eat it have more strength and wisdom to swindle even more stupid goyim out of their hardearned money and land.
Don't get involved with jew rituals, just hope that your daughter grows out of it someday.
Ayden Taylor
You need to prevent your kid from being a christcuck, "Christian" women are the biggest whores imaginable. Also more likely to coal burn than atheistic women.
Carter Barnes
Please bring back Hitler, and help us destroy the non White vermin invading our lands. HAIL ODIN!
Nathaniel Nguyen
Sorry to hear that bro, did she die and go to nowhere?
Nolan Williams
translate her name to english , if it makes a sentence regarding the bible or a story
welll ill explain if so,
Kevin Cook
I know this is bait, but I am starting to wonder myself?
Carter Morales
OP's been duped by the (((scientists)))
Owen Cruz
>non religious
>literal worship of celestial bodies
pick one and only one
Jace Williams
If it’s in the Bible it’s a kike name, not an English name you dumb burger.
Lincoln Baker
Exactly why I date one. Amazing in the sack!!
God bless her vagene
Anthony Reyes
Come Lord Jesus be our guest, and let these gifts to us be blessed, amen.
Chase Robinson
Thank you Father Yahweh who is Heaven
Praised be your name, Yahweh
Thank your for my daily bread, forgive me for my sins as i try to forgive others if they sin against me, lead me astray from temptation, deliver me from the evil ones.
Whattever you do , don't call YHVH ,, THE LORD
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atheists are already half blessed since they dont worhsip demons
but don't start now
Owen Carter
False , God could have created everything without the need of the sun
Angel Brown
Heavenly father above, thank you for the opportunity to experience the day. May you help guide me to your light. In the name of Jesus Christ, amen.
Charles Cruz
youre fuckking stupid retard
i mean like michael = angel who is like god
>lord
>jesus
cringe
Grayson Robinson
Haha he said God
This is the matrix asshole
Nathaniel Morales
It's only a kike name if it's Judas or any of the others that denied Jesus Christ the Kyrios.
Kayden Morales
Yawhea started out as a volcano Demon.
Levi Wright
Even your beloved HFCS was produced by earth, sun and labour. No imaginary god involved.
Gavin Hall
Yeah that’s a kike name you halfwit.
Ryder Thomas
God is good, god is great. Thank you for the food that’s on our plate
Ian Hughes
Juan Carter
They were all Jews.
John Rivera
Ryan Perry
what a fucking retard
EL is yahweh holy shit
you think your dumbass pic proves anything
legit jsut stop you dunning kruger fuck
Jaxson Harris
>beloved HFCS
Hate to break this to you Lars, but your strawman doesn't apply.
Eli Walker
>LORD
Imagine blaspheming the 3rd commandment
Caleb Howard
The Mental gymnastics are just incredible.
Evan Baker
One two three four I declare thumb war... now eat your food
Camden Wilson
Bless us our lord as we sit together.
Bless the food we eat today.
Bless the hands that made the food.
Bless our lord amen
William Anderson
And who created the matrix asshole ?
Jackson Gonzalez
Juan Bailey
Thank god for the food and don't speak Hebrew while praying unless you have a lacerated penor and a Jewish soul
Easton Phillips
Are you actually retarded or just acting like it
Christopher Davis
Why are you thanking the Hebrew god then?
Austin Hill
Cool maym leafnigger
Charles Cooper
"Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub," should be fine.
Thomas Cox
Imagine how dumb you feel when your realize you’re arguing over fake shit...
Better question who would win a fight Mighty Mouse or Superman?
Henry Rodriguez
I'm not
Eli Carter
>204118407
>HOLY SHIT THE BRAINLET DOESN'T KNOW THAT THE LORD ISN'T THE NAME OF YHVH BUT THE NAME OF THE EXACT PIC OF THE FUCKING IDOL
HOLY SHIT
THIS RETARD
KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT LANGUAGE
HE THINKS THE LORD IS YHVH OG
HE THINKS THE "JEWS" ARE REAL JEWS
HOLY SHIT
THIS GUY IS A MASSIVE BRAINLET
YOUR MENTAL GYMNASTICS ARE YOU STUPI FUCK
PROVE TO ME BA'AL IS YHVH
DO IT FAGGOT
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Julian Gray
The Ays asshole
Carter Wood
>FAKE SHIT
>he doesn't know bout the research the CIA did
Ryan Rodriguez
If you are sincere, just pray for something good to happen for the world and your friends and family, and give thanks to what your thankful for End with "in Jesus name I pray, amen" Ignore the trolls and the Jews who call you "Christcucked" or their ignorant followers who use the came circular arguments
Isaiah Ortiz
Yeah because all those larping niggers really believe in the ancestor cults of ancient Europe. Are you sure they are not just a bunch of dumb metal heads, who don’t realize that pocs are said to be only good as slaves in the sagas?
Gabriel Campbell
You had me at CIA
Hunter Sullivan
Better question is are you going to shit your pants when its the day of the lord? Then you realize that all that dumb stuff never mattered and even made it worse for you
Ian Murphy
cia.gov
have fun shitting your pants
Nathan Torres
Haha this I have to hear... all ears paco
Colton Morgan
And what created the Ays , asshole ?
Aaron Rogers
Nah your right the Hebrews were all blonde Nords back then? KEK! I know all about Baal Hamoon.
Josiah Gutierrez
Oh chtonic lords of the earth, kings of worms and microorganical mass.
We thank and exalt you for your fruits of soil and flesh to sweeten our time as life until we shall ourselves become soil and mass to your fruits and glory.
This one is cute and nice, say this one.
Jacob Smith
3000 gods crated by man... but yours is the right one...
Lmao imagine being this self serving
Jaxson Bailey
Older ays... asshole
Michael Cook
The word didn't exist back then and they were all separated by tribes such as Judah, Sadducees, Hamites, etc.. If we're going to go by the modern standard which is what must apply if you're going to use a modern word to to apply to an old world setting where such a word did not exist; being that jews are those who deny Jesus Christ but still claim to accept God, the only jews by that definition in the bible are Judas, the Pharisees, and all others who denied Jesus Christ.
Robert Wilson
what?
stop projecting your dumb ass dunning kruger shit on me
yeah Baal Hamoon isn't YHVH you stupid fuck
you're such a dunning krueger its fucking hilarious watching it happen
Easton Jones
Nolan Kelly
>3000 gods crated by man
Let em out.
Luis Gonzalez
Xavier Wood
Hahaha only an asshole that believes in god could be dumb enough to believe the CIA.. I’m not clicking that shit glow nigger
Lucas Fisher
Only Abrahamics believe that only their God exists. Only they take their books 100% literally.
Christian Turner
Bless the earth for sharing with us her treasures, bless our hands for crafting her gifts into a lovely plate of food and bless our assholes for shitting it out later
You know the reason it comes out brown right? Bless the poop itself for teaching us lessons in purity
Amen
Dylan Smith
>holy fuck
Lincoln Ward
There is only one who judges you for your wicked ways and will destroy you
Blopzorp 3001 created another one for you
Nathaniel Torres
The best prayer is the Catholic one, "Bless us O Lord and these thy gifts which we are about to receive from thy bounty, Amen." (Make sign of the cross)
Jackson Gray
>this retard doesnt know that
El is YHVH , ALLAH, BRAHMA, QUETZALTECO, ODIN, MARU
on and on
DUNNING KRUGER
Ryan Walker
A blessing of thanks is all that is needed.
Jackson Anderson
Come on with it... smite me ol mighty smiter!!
Connor Lopez
HEY RETARD THE CIA HAVE BEEN CONTROLLING THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD BECAUSE OF THE DOCUMENT I FUCKING LINKED YOU
READ IT FAGGOT, imagine what they have classified
Juan Torres
Shut up john!
Xavier Edwards
she just want you to thank god for the meal and say amen.
literally a very tame prayer
William Cook
Soon boy its pants shitting time for everyone on earth
Hudson Richardson
>yeah Baal Hamoon isn't YHVH you stupid fuck
He's absolutely spot on here.
Angel Morris
whats that feel called when you wish you could be a christfag and adopt all the values and beliefs and truly BELIEVE but you are too jaded, cynical and analytical to ever cross that barrier into a true believing christfag
like really, I want to, I'm not even that smart so it's not like hurr durr i'm too smart to be a christfag blahh blah blah I simply just don't believe.. idk why. I want to, but I don't.
Tyler Turner
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go sit on the toilet while you watch this
so you dont shit your pants
Landon Morris
They sometimes accept other peoples gods as demonic entities. Jesus said something about how you werent allowed to drink with demons and also with him when people asked if they could offer to gods and also their lifes to christ.
Imho Christianity could have had an easier time if it was into "baptising" gods too so that their rites and social function would stay in place but only as a gift of god and if comparable with christian ethics. Saints on speed so to say.
The bhuddhists had managed to spread that way very fast by making deities servants of dharma.
Asher Bailey
I tell you what... I’ll kick the shit out of any believer and they can pray for me to stop. And I will as soon as their god shows up.
Deal?
Zachary Cruz
Oh so all the God’s are one? How very multicultural of you. Should I divorce my wife and marry a nigger now?