American cringe thread

Don't laugh France, you literally bent over and took Hitler's cock.

Should spit on anyone who is it has been in the military desu. It's welfare for knuckle heads.
>Muh we defend your country
Not really. The country is falling to shit and you're all just sat around wanking eachother off. And if anything did kick off no doubt you'd side with the government
>Muh fighting and dying overseas
Wow fighting some Jewish war designed to displace Arabs into Europe to free up space for Israeli colonisation.

>I killed your grandad, where's my money?

Next level bantz. I can't work out if Americans are all geniuses or mentally retarded

No it didn’t

We saved Europe in ww2 and you should be thankful.

youtube.com/watch?v=km5wtRtZtHs

This clip sums up the American tourist.

>going to europe in the first place
yikes

You really don’t know how deluded some American tourists can be huh

I think its so funny when every country in the world doesnt know that theyre our bitches. We own the world. Every fucking place is our vacation spot. If we really really really felt like it we would wipe you off the map. Youre lucky our battles have nothing to do with complete genocide

The US did help save Western Europe from the USSR. I don’t think that should get you a discount at some random bar in Holland today though.

>We saved Europe in ww2 and you should be thankful.
Thank you for you are service #SemperFi #SemperFidelis #USA

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that was the whole point of it though
we were kiked at the time, Hitler literally tried to free us
nice b8 but we know you don't mean that
we're all waiting for the triggered boomerposters to start screeching so we can have a laugh

>our battles have nothing to do with complete genocide
yeah they do
but only of white people

And Russia could wipe USA off the map too. Don't confuse your idiot population with your kike controlled government.

Mutts are retarded. Be patient with them.

>from the USSR
that was Hitler with Barbarossa while you were helping Stalin with Lend-Lease

>usa saved anyone
Go watch Holywood movies onions boy and leave Jow Forums for good.

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every time you post this it encourages another American to see the error in the “protection” of europe. You can help further by demanding an end to NATO. Thanks!

which side teamed up with commies? the bad guys.

LOL, those black 'murkan soldiers/retarded apes are protecting you from the Russians! "Dis Hennessy be full pice evin fo me!"

I didn’t do anything. I meant after it was clear Hitler was going to lose obviously.

"Protection of Europe"
LOOOOOOOOL You literally make us a target and encourage our government not to have its own military.

Have you ever met Pvt Snuffy?

Nah. You can suck a dick though.

The jewish attack dog has a lot of bite, but it knows it's neutered and de-toothed

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>We own the world.
He said while gaging on China's cock

Based and redpilled

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Thats so funny people think we're actually scared of russias nukes. We are the type of assholes that will nuke first and make sure everyone in russia had a nice dose of Ambien.
You know how easy it would be for us to really do this? Russias nukes exist because we let them. Theres 0 threat there.

>Be patient
but I can't anymore
so many faggots posting here are fucking clueless about ww2 and unironically think they were the good guys so they pedantically shit up the board with their delusions and the sheer number of them just makes it impossible to correct them all
>I didn’t do anything.
no shit
>I meant after it was clear Hitler was going to lose obviously.
he wouldn't have lost without you helping the commies
no one wants your "protection"

>which side teamed up with commies?
German females?

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>things that never happened: the thread

I work at a hotel
I always get European students asking for discounts because they are students.
Nigger you flew a third of the way around the world touring our national parks on a 4 week vacation, using your parents money, and you are asking for a discount? Fuck yourself, hows that for a discount.

I've also had a Google employee ask for one. Nigga deadass asked someone who makes like 1/10th of his wages for a discount at a hotel.

>Russia could wipe USA off the map too.
lol fake news
So you agree with me that we should be leaving and taking all of our shit with us, great. You should protest and vote for some kind of “exit” referendum for kicking our military out. Get to work, dumbfuck.

>Implying you or any of the current military vets alive and travelling are actually heroes fro ww2
You are litterally as bad as the niggers with "muh reperation for da slavery"

That's right mutt, get the fuck out and make it quick.

actually, what I predicted would happen is already happening
>You should protest and vote
lmao do you really think that would do anything?

At this point I just read every muttpost in a texan accent. Almost makes every muttpost satire.

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>no one wants your "protection"
exactly, retard, that is what i’m exactly saying. no one wants to “protect” you faggots so how about you absolutely fucking retards do something about kicking the usa out of europe?

Since our heroic and magnanimus liberation of your shoddy, run-down, war-torn, Zimbabwe-tier nations in the 40s and 50s, we really haven't given you much thought.

You mean ruined.
I'm sure east Europe was happy about you throwing them under the hands of commies.
Or west Europe which was stable and okay with our liberation until you invaded and bought terror and destruction to them.

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so your plan is to whine and do nothing about it? great. typical lazy fucking bong garbage.
better than the absolute nothing you’re doing now. i mean technically as long as we’re your only real military defense system you’re our niggers.

>We saved Europe in ww2 and you should be thankful
the lard-ass was probably a Vietnam veteran or something like that. Nothing to do with Europe

some burger posters are good but the tsunami of retards is too obnoxious to ignore
nigger wtf am I supposed to do? if you haven't noticed, the kikes have complete control over the West
lmao

fpbp

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you're so dumb it physically hurts
your army is not here to defend us you fucking retard

Students here get discounts on all kinds of stuff maybe they're just retards and believe it's normal in America too

Unironically Americans can be the most arrogant and self centered dickwads on earth second only to the British who complain that there is no Weetabix on the breakfast buffet of French hotels

The Philly accent is funnier and more American. You people should really stop pretending you know shit about America when your entire knowledge base is entirely from kike propaganda.

No you don't own shit, boomer. It's your kike elite who own everything. You're just a mindless consumerist pawn.

Take a look at the recorded american policies regarding Europe. The US were extremely threatened by the European culture, and created a plan with which to undermine and destroy it so that they could implement their own 'culture' of commercialism, materialism and greed; consumerism.
America has always been the butthurt outsider, low self esteem from lack of history or culture, and acts up like a little schizo because of it. You'd recognise the shitbag kid with a chip on his shoulder who just wants to ruin the game for everyone else, but you won't see it in yourselves.

Me, I prefer the Boston accent.
Doesn't work on all posts sadly.

Nigger you were on the same team lmao what are you smoking

historically the French would round up their obnoxious elite and cut off their heads. perhaps all the true ethnic french are dead or Americans now. sad.
so i guess keep doing nothing but whine.

I was in mississippi,there were students discounts there,they arent uncommon.
Veteran discounts for foreign soldiers are tho.
Try again goy.

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it’s amazing how slow you are to understanding that you’ve done nothing but agree with me and reiterate my point.

retarded half-niggers like you are the reason the mutt meme exists

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>saved Europe

Lmao, the Western Front was a complete fucking sideshow compared to Eastern front.
Germany was defeated by the soviets.

I read the retarded ones with the kind of voice you would have if you were obese and retarded.
Kinda like micheal moore or weinstein.

>believes everything on the tv when it suits him
>pretends he is super red pilled y'all
Russia has more nukes, always has. They have the most powerful nukes too, and have done since the 50s. That's why, despite them having a third of the population and a tiny fraction of the GDP, your faggot media endlessly attacks them out of sheer terror. Russia is your bogeyman.
Just imagine how many nukes they installed in Cuba since the 50s. Do you really think they stopped.

to be fair, any person in the US military who goes out of their way to ask for a discount, let alone get pissy about not getting one, even in the US, is a fucking faggot and is hated by anyone else in the military.
t. Afghanistan vet

If you mean beating Germany than no, the soviets managed to defeat Germany, you played a supporting role at best.

From who? The white man?

Oh boy, now they can all enjoy being forced not to be racist! Wow, what a great job you guys did. Throwing young men into the meat grinder for kikes, I'd spit on you if I could.

I don't mind Americans but their government is disgusting and their tourists are fucking loud and annoying.
Surely actual Americans aren't as bad though.

Jokes aside, we murdered the man who was saving Europe, and sent them down a death spiral.

>I'm bluepilled on the French Revolution as well
what a surprise
stop shitting up Jow Forums nigger cunts
>you’ve done nothing but agree with me
your reading comprehension skills are very poor

I mean yeah European countries worry about the U.S. sometimes because the government might decide a political line which could be either hurtful or benificial,that's why we care about american politics,compared to american "patriots"

USA DID JACK SHIT. If it wasnt for einstein betraying his brothers and giving usa (not england or japan) but usa than they wouldnt of done anything?

I believe this actually. When I worked at SeaTac Airport I got weird demands from foreign tourist. The biggest one was Canadians losing their shit when we didn't take their currency. I'd have to explain that it was the US and we have our own money.

We're worried about the US, because they still have many army bases in European countries which are a big sources of degeneracy and racemixing. The amis need to fucking go home.

>I was in Mississippi one time and there was a discount.
Oh, then that must mean that shit exists everywhere in the US right?
Retard.
I was remarking more on the fact that they are already spending multiple thousands of dollars to travel around the country on their parents dime, and then asking for discounts for being students FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY.

They get discounts on thinks like movies or museum admission. Never a hotel that I have heard of.

>we own the world
He said, while being buttfucked by Israel. You faggots really are delusional.

We saved Europe and you eurotrash faggots should be sucking our cocks on demand.

Seriously in my experiences US veterans don't expect discounts wherever they go. Most places don't even offer such discounts.

You’re just mad because France had a legendary martial history, and you wiped it out in one generation of pussies and can never get it back.

Einstein didnt do shit. Hitler was dead by the time nukes were done. We went at Japan with 1/100 of our capabilities. If we had no nukes. All of Japan would have fell if we did a full invasion.

Mounten jew is true

what are you retards on about? The US was what sheltered all of west Europe from Communism. Do you have any idea how much money was invested into your nations? West Germany was resurrected from literal ruins by American dollars. You can shit on this country for muh ww2 and muh occupation all you want, but you cannot deny that it was absolutely crucial in protecting you from Communism.

You seems to be missing the point on purpose there friend.
I don't disagree that it's dumb to ask for discounts when you spent thousands to travel abroad.
But student discounts for students with student I.D. are not a weird thing at all.
A veteran asking for a veteran discount in a foreign country where he did not serve.

In any case,hope your ma get raped by a pack of impoverished engineers.

You saved jews yes and their interests and position as your masters.
You slaughtered white men of europe.
You should be ASHAMED of your country.

They propagate the degeneracy yes,but most of it comes from the electical kike machine and the media.
You would not have roasties trying to get a cappuccino macchiato colored son if the media didn't make them look good compared to the fucking ass goblins they actually are.

The American golems are a sympton,not the sickness.

Those white people deserve this you faggot, cuz they were fucking nazis.
>rreee jews jews jews
Take your pills and calm dawn, schizo

Yeah well every night before she sleeps she can look out her window and see the moon and know, yeah thats ours too. Hope she enjoys the internet and twitter as well because ya we're letting this roastie use that too

99% of these retards crying at "muh ww2 america destroyer of white people" are the same people that spam RT articles and russian propaganda

the point is too many burger posters are painfully ignorant and will still act like we should listen to anything they have to say
off topic but fyi
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>by siding with commies we actually protected you from them
ok nigger don't post again

Great job sheltering us from communism by using NATO trained partisans to kill thousands of civilians.
Real fucking heroic.

>handing the world over to communists
>saved

that's actually funny.