>be me
>take shit
>wipe my ass clean until there's no shit left
>ass crack is hairy so I think some poop still gets caught in the hair or something
>then at night, every god damn fucking night, im always scratching it because its rashy and itchy then my fingers smell like shit
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK WHAT THE FUCK IS CAUSING THIS HOW DO I GET RID OF THIS
Be me
Gabriel Peterson
Jeremiah Hernandez
stop wiping once the shit builds up enough it won't itch anymore
Oliver Garcia
>not using a bidet
how do you people do it? Do you just brush your arse with paper and expect everything to be smooth and clean afterwards?
Sebastian Lopez
Use the bidet you idiot.
Brandon Powell
You got worms m8
Grayson Morales
smash your dick with a hammer
Evan Moore
was it every time god daminit
Joseph Morgan
Wet some tissue
Shave tour monkey ass
Cameron Green
Kek, you have pinworms.
Cameron Young
Wet wipes nigga
Angel Flores
wash*
Levi Cruz
You're becoming a man now, hair is starting to grow in weird places, you can either shave it off or:
>be me
>take shit
>go to sink
>grab poo rag
>put a little soap on it
>turn the water on
>hang my arse over the sink
>wash my arse clean with water
>don't have rashy, itchy, poo smelling arse
Works quite well for me.
Samuel Young
>Not spit-lubing your ass and then taking a massive dump before cleaning up in the shower.
I bet you sit on the toilet like you're at a dinner table for 15-30mins while waiting for gravity to let it rip through your dry tight anus. It's impressive how people can become adults without even learning to shit properly. No wonder so many retards get hemorrhoids.
Alexander Mitchell
>wet your toilet paper
or
>shave your ass
normie
Jayden Thompson
Toilet paper is a fucking scam, OP.
If you got a nugget of shit stuck in your beard would you use a piece of dry tissue paper to try and just smear it across your skin? Of course not! Use baby wipes or a bidet.
Christopher Morales
It amazes me to think off all the thousands of people walking around every day with dirty arseholes.
Wyatt Rogers
user, get a removable shower head. You are welcome.
Jack Lewis
Try taking a shower and cleaning your asshole with soap you dumb fucking shitass.
How is this even hard to understand?
WATER AND SOAP MOTHERFUCKER
WATER AND SOAP
Jaxson Wright
>night
Definitely pinworms
Anthony Reed
>Thousands.
Try billions.
Carter Cox
>pinworms
thought that too but ive honesty had this problem for years, and every time i itch no sign of pinworms on fingers, and no sign on pinworms in poop either
i am not a 200 billion dollar net worth japanese man
i have a removeable shower head AND use SOAP AND WATER sometimes, but it doesnt permanently fix it, it eventually comes back how do i permanently fix it
Jose Cook
Yeah I just try to do all my dumping right before a wash
Helps that I like to shower in the morning AND before hitting the hay. Getting into bed freshly cleaned feels good
Jonathan White
>there are still people who don't wipe their ass with wet tapes after using normal toilet paper
There is a special place for you in hell you subhumans.
Lucas Harris
Stick your finger in your asshole and dig around until you've got all the shit out.
WATER AND SOAP
Also, if at work, I'll grab some paper towels and wet them, and use those to clean my asshole.
This guy knows. Always shower after a shit if possible. I can't imagine having a shitty asshole all day, gross.
You're letting me down, Jow Forums. Go wash your stank asses right now.
Jaxon Green
They cost like 25$ max.
And wet wipes are not cost effective.
Isaiah Nelson
Fucking this, wet wipes are god tier
OP just fucking trim your ass hair. It's probably hairy enough that it's tickling your asshole. That or you have worms
Nolan Ward
It's not that hard to carry a small pack of baby wipes around. It gets the job done completely. Also, tweeze that hairy asshole.
Ian Lee
>i have a removeable shower head AND use SOAP AND WATER sometimes, but it doesnt permanently fix it
This has worked for me for years at this point, user you might need to visit the doctor or something, this sounds like a personal issue rather than something with the wipes
Thomas Ward
Let me guess, Indian?
Connor Hill
fear not, I just shaved my ass with an electric trimmer and took a bath AND a shower, so now its all on a clean slate, and i dont think i will get a rashy ass anymore
It's not worms you brain dead niggers, that only really happens in kids, and its highly contagious so everyone else in the house would get it, and plus the worms wake you up at night since your ass would itch so bad, which doesnt happen to me, my ass justs get rashy and sweaty and i itch it and stuff for like 5-15 minutes then it usually goes away