Tell a girl she has pretty eyes

>tell a girl she has pretty eyes
>she responds "hey, my boobs are down here" and puffs out her chest

What would have been a good comeback here? I laughed but she totally got me by surprise

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stick your dick between her tits. Thats good prank

"Oh I'm sorry (insert chuckle) I wouldn't want your boobs to get jealous of your eyes."

"I was getting to those next (insert chuckle)"

"Well obviously if I had to choose between the two (insert chuckle)"

Take your pick. The chuckle is important. The key to keeping up the flirting is keeping it light. The last thing any girl wants is for you to turn all caveman over a joke and start trying to fuck her. I mean, she knows you want to fuck her, that's why she made the joke. Play along. Fun flirting is good flirting.

Telling a girl she had pretty eyes is cliche for trying to sound sensitive.

Rape

Sir yesterday your post was complete disaster do you think this one wont?

I don't know if you are aware of this but this board is anonymous. I'm most certainly not the poster you think I am. I haven't been here in weeks.

sure sure

Laughing is good i suppose, but whatever you do don't go full retard like

You should have said “wow, AND you’re perceptive”

"I know, they're hard to miss"

Not really she just does have really pretty eyes

chuckling is creepy as fuck if you plan it wtf

"Yeah, I know."

You all took the bait.

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she made a joke, if it was funny just laugh. if you really are that desperate, get off Jow Forums walk up to her and say you have nice tits.

MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!

MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!

REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!

I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!

GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!

GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!

UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!

I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!

UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!

I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!

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This OP.
Commit this to memory, and when the next opportunity arises, you'll know what to do.

>read this post
>(insert chuckle)

The chuckle is important.
(Insert chuckle)

Tell her you’re gay. She will then give you apologies

This is important. Fuck her boyfriend.

Chuckle appropriately.

Your eyes are your best feature.

How can I learn to play this on my cat piano?

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based and repilled

Well OP you kinda lost the moment. You can't really get a good line here and call back 1 day afterwards... jesus.

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>insert chuckle

Laughing is a good response, it was obviously a joke.

She's DTF. You should be tappin' that as we speak.

What if I don't want to fuck her? Sometimes I just see good things and want to say something about them. I compliment my bros, doesn't mean I want to bang them

>gives men compliments
>doesnt want to fuck women

Im not gay, okay?

yeah but your eyes are prettier
>slap ass
>walk away
>get back in 20mins with beer
>get her drunk
>fuck

>teleport behind her back
>"Pssh, nothing personnel, m'lady."
>slap her ass
>tip fedora

I was saving them for dessert

Haha those a nice too haha mind if I get a closer look, haha

Tell her you're unsure on the whereabouts of your penis but that you're hoping for the best. Since your mom did promise you that trip to lobster shack or whatever fried-sushi-tent you're into for that b-minus you scored on your first biology practica.

I would blush and get a fucking boner and then ask to feel her chest. What the fuck

>Insert chuckle
Oof my man.
But seriously, that second line is pretty good

>What would have been a good comeback here?
They are? Oh!

Note: only works if you're good at playing dumb/innocent

I would have turned 360 degrees and walked away.
Plus boobs are gay, why would you want to look at them?
Finally, it's 50/50, this whole 66% is a meme and kevin spacey is getting what he deserves for perpetuating this insanity.

>le pretending
Master troller right here.

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