Ron Perlman thread

Ron Perlman thread.
Seriously, wtf is wrong with ugly motherfucker? I liked him better when he was just Hellboy

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Poor kike is desperate for work. You can tell he's low IQ because most of them learn how to leech off taxpayers or cheat people out of money.

Absolute Jow Forums state of

Need more of these edits lol

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LIL DOM DOM
TOUCH MY BOM BOM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ARENT GAY.
I JUST POOPED MYSELF, HEY?

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Edits?

But he's a popular actor!!

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Fresh OC from this morning.

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>got done
Whatever happened to finished? Do all Americans have this much autism?

>Do all Americans have this much autism?
That's up for debate, Lil' Ronnie Pooman here is suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Reading this much into a mocking, satirical tweet.

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YO DONNIE I SHIT-DRAINED OUT MY ASS ONTO A PHOTO OF YOU THEN HUNG IT OVER THE URINAL NOW I'M GOING TO SHIT IN THEN URINAL THEN TURN AROUND AND PISS ON MY OWN SHIT WHILE LOOKING AT YOUR PHOTO! FUCK YOU HOSS!

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What did he say that started this meme?

twitter.com/perlmutations/status/1011295781653921793

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Sweet Jesus I never read the real one. I now think less of these edits. They are less crazy than the real one. I can’t believe it’s not an edit.

DONNIE TRUMP
DONNIE TRUMP
PEE PEE SMALL LOOK LIKE A STUMP
POO POO BIG COME OUT MY RUMP
TAKE A HANDFUL AND EAT A CLUMP

WHAT NOW DONNIE WONNY?

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Ron perlman is a dirty Jew who puts his pee pee germs on other dirty jews

He tweets deranged shit all the time. I think he's a drunk which would explain the lack of a filter.

HEY LIL DONNIE!

I had to take a really bad dump so I ran to the toilet. As soon as my butt hit the seat, I was overcome by both relief and overwhelming cramps, as my guts exploded. It was the sensation of pissing out of my ass that told me it was indeed diarrhea.

After unleashing my anal fury on the throne, I cleaned myself as best I could, and then stood up to see the extent of the damage. I had painted the back of the seat, along with the metal handle/flusher thing, when I farted!

Not only that, but the brown butt butter had coated a part of the toilet bowl that would not be rinse off by flushing. And the smell was unholy! It almost burned my eyes. And then came the second cleaning of my butt; in the midst of the watery poo on the paper was blood as well.

I attempted to clean the toilet as best as I could with the limited supplies I had, but traces of my mess remained in the bowl. I quickly gathered myself and took off out of the loo, hoping like hell no one was waiting to go in right after me. Thankfully, the hall was empty.

How do you like them apples, Donnie???

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Hey Lil' Donnie! I saved up a huge shit for you! When I finally let it go, I groaned as the poo curled down below into the bowl. I felt the warmth of it radiate onto my cheeks. The smell seeped through my thighs. I decided to take a peek between my legs to see the brown baby in all of its glory. It did not disappoint.

The thing had coiled like an anaconda, and I swear I could see steam rising from it. I started feeling lightheaded. It could be because I just went down three belt sizes with one turd, or because the bathroom had filled with fumes that could knock a rhino down.

I had filled the toilet with a turd that weighed as much as a fourth grader while making the bathroom smell like an outhouse on a hot summer day in the process. Sadly, the bathroom lacked any sort of air freshener device. While I normally oppose the scent of those things, this stench was so foul I would’ve made the exception. I wiped, trying to use as little paper as possible, so I wouldn’t clog the bowl even more, and pushed the flusher. I held my breath as the water came flowing in. The moment of truth.

The beast went down . . . kind of. The toilet flush (which blared like a jet engine) had carried away about eighty percent of the log, then left the rest to just lay there.

So you think you're so tough Little Donnie Boy? Do ya? Do ya????

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Hey Little Donny!

I ate a crap ton of Mexican food and beer in your honor and it really backed up my bowels.

After a few days, the creature inside me knocked on my inner sphincter with what seemed to be a fist covered with glass shards or rusty razor blades.

I ran to the toilet, locked myself in the bathroom and started to expel the fecal plug that had been blocking my asshole for almost three days.

As sweat started to drip, I stripped naked, neatly leaving my clothes on the bathroom floor.

Finally the shit plug left my dunghole amidst thunderous farts. It was small, but rock hard. I thought that once the plug had been removed that the liquefied matter would fly out in quick bursts; I was wrong.

Instead my bowel movements seemed to be slow waves of scorching shit with texture akin to chocolate pudding, flowing out like pus suppurating from an infected wound.

Each movement was accompanied with excruciating pain and a cacophony of noises that sounded like ravenous wild pigs were fighting inside my tummy. My anus got hotter and hotter, and eventually burned like a racing car’s disc brakes after a 24-hour endurance race.

Is this what you want Little Donnie? Cos I got a lot more where this came from!!!!!!!

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mobile.twitter.com/poopytastings

Open Borders, Open Bowels

I’m late to the party what was his original post?

Fucking kek

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is this old fart even playing hellboy in the new movie?

DIN DIN TIME LIL DONNIE! I'M EATING MEXICAN OUT OF HAVIERO'S ASS FRESH FROM ACROSS THE BORDER. OPEN BORDERS, OPEN BOWELS, DUMDUM

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that
plus stuff like pic related

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Too try hard, keep it in Twitter format

Also go back to fucking plebbit

You can't tell if leftists are actually crazy or just acting crazy to fit in

Absolutely based.

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>Seriously, wtf is wrong with ugly motherfucker?

brain damage

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Why is the mexican wearing a (smart)watch and a fitbit at the same time? What purpose could that possibly serve? Each one does the job of the other.

status symbols

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Does anyone have the full size of this?

Undisputed champ meme.

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>wtf is wrong with ugly motherfucker?
This is his family

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with the blank sheet?

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yo Lil Donnie, I'm so full of bean-gas from my brown G's shithole I feel like the Mexican Hindenburg

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no this dude is
youtube.com/watch?v=WhEIz9SzrPk

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Would he, Jow Forums?

Shit voice acting.

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He's glitch code.

Trump broke these motherfuckers and now you’re seeing the fallout.

>Seriously, wtf is wrong with ugly motherfucker?
Mental illness is rampant in Ashkenazi Jews. Side effect of the inbreeding.

T. Jew

His toilet has more brown than the oscars. Take that lil donnie boi}y

DOOONNIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Is this the new Colbertposting?

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Fuckin rolling

But better

He's a frightened pedophile showing desperation.

>trump lives in his head rent free
Also, Czeched.

i liked the colbertposting one more because it had videos

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Yo Lil Donnie, I just got tits done. How ya like them apples, Scump?

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He looks like a Neanderthal Will Ferrell here.

YO HOSS YOU LIKE BUILDING WALLS HUH? I JUST ASKED ALL FOUR OF MY MEXICAN LANDSCAPERS TO SHIT ON MY STEPS AND MADE A NICE WALL OF SHIT ON MY DOOR. COME KNOCK ON MY DOOR DUMB DUMB.

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>neatly
nice touch

Oh god, I can smell shit just by looking at these pictures.

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>Also go back to fucking plebbit

Reported for hate crime. Enjoy jail, fucker!

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>Seriously, wtf is wrong with ugly motherfucker? I liked him better when he was just Hellboy

Ron Perlman liked his role as Hellboy
some other actor went on a political rant, then took Perlman's role
I guess he feels that he needs to be political now

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