Just turned 18 today. Born 2001

post benis :D

ban this obviously underage retard

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Don't forget, you are here forever.

Dude you’re gay

lel, go fuck urself kid. ur generation is filled with self righteous idiots that think your original but truly are just eating our breadcrumbs

>doc pic
>one post by this nigger

Yeah bro, you’re so right. With all your life experience as a man, you are the arbiter for measuring success on others

haha you were born this millennium, and im going to fuck you and your girlfriend in the ass with a broom !

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Bitch, you're here forever. Don't forget it.

R u a girl or a boy?

So?

naw hes right, the feminist media has it all wrong, your cock keeps growing as you get older, thus 30 year olds are ten times superior to you small dicked 18 year olds

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You won't. Where are you going to go, Facebook? Ebaumsworld? theync.com forums?

our future is not as grim as yours, you will be alive longer to reap the benefits of diversity.

You have a lot to learn kid. Be ready. It’s coming sooner than you think.

Based and Throatpilled

im 34 and been here since the beginning :^)

Bet you die young. Checkem.

Can confirm.
I was a dicklet at 16 but at 29 I am hung like a horse. My erections give me lightheadedness from all the blood it requires to maintain my massive erection.

Jow Forums: Haha niggers you're failures and so dumb XD
niggers: Muh dik
OP: haha Jow Forums you're failures and so dumb
Jow Forums: Muh dik

How soon user? I'm bored

OP, take a screenshot of this and back it up somewhere on a flash drive and hide it with old family pictures or something. One day in the future you'll find it, look on the drive, find the screenshot, and realize you're 35 years old and still browsing Jow Forums.

If you're on this site at all, you're a failure. Your 18 year old peers are on facebook, twitter, etc., and it's Saturday, they're probably all out and hanging out. Yet here you are. I think I would venture to call you a loser.

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Then I'm a failure.

>If you're older than 25 and still on this site, you're a failure in life

i have a wife and kids, make six figures, live in a big house, and am way more successful than you will ever be fucking retard

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SHILLS I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU, YES FOR YOU, THIS POST IS NOT FOR OTHER USERS:

THE ONES THAT PAY YOU, AREN'T TELLING YOU (YES, YOU, THE SHILL, NOT TALKING ABOUT ANYONE ELSE AT THIS THREAD) EVERYTHING

TEST IF THEY ARE LYING TO YOU WITH A SIMPLE STEP

pastebin.com/cFa6x8M8
OR
100777.com/nwo/barbarians

1-If you are a shill, open this link, there is the pastebin choice if you are afraid of someone logging you.
1.1-If they dont allow you there is something shady going on and you should be afraid of it.
1.2-The text is called new order of barbarians, if they tell you the site have virus, ip logging or something like that, search at your prefered web search site and read it at another site, there are more than one with the text. There is also the pastebin, I posted before.
2-Read the entire text.
3-The text is not so huge, this was not made to make sure you read something and stop working while doing it, you can do both at the same time.
3.1-If they dont allow you yo read the text saying you can't read external links at work time, read at home, remember the text is called new order of barbarians, again, new order of barbarians.

If they aren't telling you everything they wont allow you to read the text.
If somehow not even them, know everything, and allow you to read it, then read it anyway, the way you act will be influenced by the text and they will force you to quit or whateaver and you will see they werent telling you everything.
ADDSA

This is a great website to keep up with immediate current events.

35 kys teenigger. Unironically drinking monster and making Maple syrup

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1 post by this ID. I found the discord tranny nigger

If you are 18 and post pictures of retarded beaners on this site, you should kill yourself

>celebrating your 18th on Jow Forums
yeah we're the failures

Thanks for reminding me. I’m having a midlife crisis.

Cringe.

>I summon Moot

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>tfw here since march 2004 when i was 24 years old

Look, I'm a socialist and so are most of the ppl my age. I come on this site whenever I need a good chuckle and reassurance that my generation is doing things right.

Nobody is on facebook anymore. That's how out of touch you are.

Two white children with blue eyes, two businesses and a third on the way, do pretty much exactly what I want everyday...
>mfw some punk ass teen calls me a failure.

If those things were true, you wouldn't be on this site.

Listen to the words of wisdom from my favorite Republican Obama abc.net.au/news/2019-02-22/barack-obama-and-stephen-curry-on-what-makes-a-good-man/10838160

your generation hates you nigger

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You'll still be here in 6 years, faggot.

>two children with blue eyes
That's how I know you're lying. It's every Nazi's dream to have children with blue eyes. If you actually had children, you wouldn't mention they had blue eyes. You are very stupid.

>I'm a socialist
You still need to grow up and learn how to not live on other people's money (e.g. your parents)

>implying a fucking zoomer knows shit about life

That's a liberal millennial, not a leftist. Liberals and conservatives are stupid capitalists. We hate both.

Based

you fucked up. should have stayed away

Leftists and liberals are literally the same. You are not revolutionary. You are a chud.

51 here, this site, although mostly retarded, has the ability to launch memes & information. So neck yourself zoomer trash.

I'll do that when I graduate from college. I'm not going to sabotage my future because of the "hard work" or "good work ethic" propaganda.

Yikes.

The ride never ends newfag.

Don't forget You're here forever

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i discovered Jow Forums when i was 43
in 2007
when you were 6 and pissing the bed
fuck off
kid

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I'm 25. Doing pretty well actually.

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Trust me, I won't be here.

Fpbp welcome to the abyss, in 5 years youll remember this point.

Yeah back then it used to be a lefty board, I was told. Would you say that's correct?

Lurk moar, newfag.

I too can inspect element and make myself a millionaire.

you may be rich but you have fat fingers too

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You think it's funny now, but you will be that very 25+ failure in life before you know it.

Zoomers are cancer

So you just dropped by to piss a few people off birthday goy? Am I getting that right?

>twitter, etc.
>and also hanging out on a saturday, probably partying
Once again, yet here you are

was more anarchist if anything. which is why Jow Forums is so hated on other boards.

So you're claiming this shithole as yours?

Niiiiice.

hi paul. glad to see youre still with us

But will you graduate with a degree that pays for itself?

lmao yes your generation is certainly doing things (((right)))

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You're a child. Your opinion is invalid.

Savior of the race of leafs, god emperor king dick

Tom Fulp and I started this website in 1995, and we sold it to moot in 2003.

fpbp

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>Just turned 18 today. Born 2001.
So you were basically born yesterday and don't even have memories of 9/11

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>congrats, youll be here for life
This. Once you're in, you can't get out.

>tfw literal boomer on Jow Forums

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>im not going to work hard or have a good work ethic, that's propaganda
>i'm going to college
I see American education is still going strong. Come back when you're 100k in debt and not worth shit because you got a meme degree.

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>im 18, just found my dick. Move over im in charge now!

Oh you betcha. Sounds reasonable there bud.

The problem is that you give a shit what other people do with their lives.
>trust me, I won't be here
>implying you'll be doing something somehow more "productive" or "meaningful." Just so you know user, one action isn't better than the other. I'll be on this fucking site or a similar one in my 80's. I won't give a flying fuck

>>Just turned 18 today. Born 2001
>>you're a failure in life
thanks for your input
sage

Age 43
3 grandchildren, all white.

Reminder that when i was 18, i was putting my dick in your moms mouth. Not hanging out on the internet.

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60 year old male. Find myself here and /diy and /gif. AMA

>If you're older than 25 and still on this site
ah fuck i'm 48

In 3 months, I will have completed two years of college for free with dual enrollment. And I'm going to be getting a Comp E degree.

o i am laffin

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Nobody gives a shit about your grandchildren.
>age 43
>3 grandchildren
That means your kids had kids at a very young age. That means they are retarded themselves.

Anyway, I've spent too much time on this site today. Goodbye, everyone. If you're older than 25, please get your life in order.