Annoying things NPCs say. Feel free to contribute.
>Smash >Slay >Bro >Savage >Fuck buddy >Anything related to marijuana (words like chronic, bud, bowl, weed, etc.) >Dank >Lit >"I fuck with that" >Referring to Donald Trump as "Drumpf" >Talking about "e-sports" >Talking about their newest tattoo >Calling any religion they don't like a cult >Whining about "organized religion" >Calling every ugly guy a stalker >Claiming to have "street smarts" to make up for the fact they can't locate America on a map >"We're gonna punch some Nazis" >"Russia hacked the election" >"Abortion is a woman's choice" >"Race is a social construct" >Diversity (yet for some reason conservatives and people on the autistic spectrum are never included in this diversity unless it's to mock us)
It's also funny considering Americans who look like that don't have the majority of these opinions. OP is salty and low confidence lole
Nathaniel Perez
The only way to not be an NPC is to be like Chris Farley. Don't give a fuck about anything. Not even weight and cholesterol youtube.com/watch?v=_z9kdqDwA80
But if you want to fit in... go ahead... get that gym membership... the gateway to fuck shallow bitches and the gateway to hell.
Jaxson Long
>going out for a few pintinies tonight?
Justin Edwards
Based. Jow Forums is a Chad board. OP is an incel who belongs on Jow Forums.
Levi Cook
youre all my bros, though i refer to everyone here as buddy and bro
Kevin King
Jow Forums seems to paint "chads" as the epitome of masculinity but really these kind of guys are just very pretty and that's it imagine taking a photo like this If any of my mates tried to take a photo like this I'd tell them to go fuck themselves it's such a girly thing to do I can smell the insecurity and that's how these kind of guys are in general, shocking how many women fall for it I'm not angry at them but my point is it's not something we should idolise
William Cox
>coping
Wyatt Nguyen
>yelling on the rollercoaster >WHOOOP WHOOOP >nah can't water makes you less drunk >why do Ihave a headache reeee
drives me insane
Robert White
this fuck off OP you’re a faggot
Elijah Wilson
Was thinking the same, plus pic is obvious chads when stuff he talks about is normie/beta liberal behavior
Thomas Cooper
alot of chads are npcs, i dont know why you guys suck chad cock so much, i respect guys who have masculinity AND self-awareness. ive met plenty of 'chads' who are fucking morons
Tyler Hall
You don’t wanna fuck shallow bitches?
Ryder Garcia
this thread is full of women haha no wonder I suppose
Austin Reyes
No, it's cheaper to just pay $500 to a hooker
Leo Clark
>co-workers talk politics >"i hate nazis man", "trump is like zombie Hitler" etc. >"don't you think so, user?" >mfw
is that something you really want? imagine if they weren't pretty they would be seen as massive beta faggot but because they are pretty, young women and other betas think they're alpha it's mind blowing
Why do Americans and Anglos always use pictures of Europeans when they try to make themselves feel handsome and desired, literally no women in this world want actual white boys, is it cause they're fucking ugly? those guys are not white they are European, white boys look disgusting like this.
Sure white boy you know it's true that's why it hurts you I never in my life saw a white boy to look like one in pic related those guys are obviously European not white you white boys look like this being in picture related, no wonder your type are being genocided who the fuck would wanna live amongs such soulless looking beings, you literally look like dead bodies walking, so ugly and pathetic, stop using pictures of European men they are not white.
Explain how? in every picture you use of ''white male'' black female photos and when you try to show how superior white males are they are not whites they are Europeans, whites are ugly pale and pink looking, literally the most unattractive and the less desired in the food chain that's why you're all alone here crying cause nobody wants you, how am I seething cause I tell the truth? Europeans are obviously not white pic related is white. freaking gross.
Most of this stuff isn't even NPC talk, so safe to assume OP is a sour grapes incel. >"Abortion is a woman's choice" This is actually a fact. If you get a girl preg and she wants it vacuumed, not a thing you can do about it.
Gavin Cruz
This is just regular man talk mixed with BuzzFeed headlines. Might as well say "cunt" is NPC.
Even that wasn't done by a pathetic whiteboid you pink boys are the less desired beings in this world you're just so ugly and disgusting you can't get a tan you losers will never look like any European men, white boys are just so ugly and pathetic they are just so beta and always lonely and awkward no wonder your girls are fucking everything but you European men don't even look at you pink Anglo American losers as their kin they just laugh at you like we all do, this is a white boy and those are Europeans in OP's picture, now if I'm lying why is there such difference?
I had to sit through a diversity and inclusiveness training session and a presentation on “sexual assault” in Australian Universities last week, “male patriachy” and “white male privelege” were a thing.
Owen Hughes
But did they teach you how to sexually assault someone in a diverse and inclusive manner?
cool pic I bet you miss those days you lonely white loser you are so ugly, look at this picture look at yourself now look at OP's picture, not the same race Europeans are not white, whites are too ugly.
Why do ugly pathetic white boys always like to act like they are European and act like there's no obvious difference between them and Europeans, Europeans are not white Americans and Anglos are white and they are so ugly just look at my pic related and look at OP's pic, how in this world is this the same thing? so freaking ugly white boys are pink and pathetic so disgusting and undesirable no wonder you're dying out losers.
It is risible, but at least pol is one of the few boards incels get mocked, so there's that.
Luis Hernandez
Anything football. Bonus points for knowing names of players, coaches and engaging in discussion on the subject with the same fervor that one might discuss important things like family, politics, etc. I want to gas all of those people.
Ah thats sad. As someone with acne problems it took me a while to figure out that what was causing my acne was not how I treated my skin, but a general inflammatory problem I had across my body. The best way to fix your acne is to just cut out sugar entirely, that means no glucose, sucrose, or lactose.
I don’t like to make fun of acne boys. It hits me in the feels
Lincoln Kelly
People with that personality type as a millennial are the only types that get laid. Fucked up world we live in.
>thot if this word is in your vocab you arent allowed in my mansion
Grayson Hernandez
Thins NPC say >MAGA >Clinton smells like sulfur >Pizza Gate >the jew did this.. no matter what >Jow Forums is always right >there are only 2 genders >racism does not exsist >Blacks are dumber then whites >this is not an Argument
Jonathan Taylor
calling suburbs shitholes because they have been ruined by mass immigration always voting for mass immigration
John Murphy
>looking like that >not exploiting your advantage regardless how "stupid" or "gay" it may be
You'll never make it brah.
Jaxon Lewis
"touch base" has always pissed me off also any time words are shortened for no reason like sesh = session
Jordan Torres
>black lives matter
Dominic Jackson
im not a chad but im pro-chad and by chad i mean good looking men but with morals.
Oliver Foster
OK yes. Office talk is cringe.
>circle back on that >glad we closed the loop >touch base >thanks for reaching out >this is a win win for the team >30 thousand foot view >deep dive >............
Hudson Wilson
I recently heard "Fox News caused some guy to go and shoot at a pizza place"
Fuck the faggot in this thread talking about Europeans aren’t white not giving a you but honestly i want that fag to think about his life and what it has come to
