Why are british women so trashy?
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Too many X chromosomes. A typical problem that every nation deals with.
They are the daughters of Morgause, what do you expect
You defanged shame when you made it possible for women to live alone
I happen to think that british women are the worst of the worst
T H I C C
Kek.
it's slampig saturday
are you a bad enough dude to post some slampigs?
Well, because they are whores
because UK society is in the advanced stages of decline
I really do feel bad for male Brits sometimes. Their women hit the wall harder and faster than any other women in the world. What's the deal with that?
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They aren't.
AND the vast majority of male brits are literal cucks, what the fuck happened?
Don't ever marry one. Lost five years of my life just to be cucked to one of her workmates and financially set me back 10 years. Ugh.
Post more britslags
Did you miss the slagfest of NYE'2019?
Most American trash is English also.
Why do all the lower to middle class British women look fat & pudgy, with weak chins and small heights? While the upper British class look Aryan af?
this looks like the preakness
Cheeky
>What's the deal with that?
Alcohol. This is a nation of alcoholics, as Benjamin Franklin found when he worked in London.
>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis
mfw
I love this pasta
They're better than American ones.
that's a dude
all viable englishmen became americans
wish i had a british tart for tonight
>Tall & skinny
>Blonde
>Sharp but feminine face
>Modestly dressed
She must be the higher British class because so far above pics are pudgy
ppphuuck...
I'd LOVE to fuck a British slag one day. Especially one with giant tits, too much makeup, soused to the gills with a broken high heel.
I'd take her home and chug cider with her until my bladder is about to explode, then I'd take her into my shower and piss-blast her giant tits while she sputters in her guttural low-speech. While she is dripping with piss I'd bend her over and raw-dog her, STDs be damned, while making her gag on four of my fingers. While she's moaning like a stoat in heat I'd pull out, spray my white sauce on her arsehole, and use it as lube while I force my way into her shitter.
Then a standard alternation of ass-to-mouth-to-ass would follow. She'd gag until her tits are covered in the warm foaming ale that brought her to my place. I'd tit fuck her and finish off on face, her makeup running and fake eyelashes becoming dislodged from my high-kinetic blast.
I'd turn on the shower, let her wash up, and take her to bed. We'd sleep off a night of booze and cooze and go out the following morning for a full breakfast. We'd exchange numbers and as much as I'd like to think it was just one crazy night with a crazy Brit scag, I wouldn't be able to forget her.
Weeks later, after a long night at the pub, I'd call my raunchy redcoat trollop under the pretence of a good fuck. This would mark the beginning of a courtship culminating in marriage and two children.
Would smash.
And they say american women are fat
You can have a slag for the night after a payment of Donar kebeb with a bag of pork scratchings is made.
This is always funny
Somebody needs to create a trashy women scale map of the world and I think we'll all be better off from it's learnings.
She isn't tall. Sargon is only about 5'9". But yeah, most working class women are alcoholics and sugar junkies, ergo overweight.
Yeah, Britslags are the worst.
And then they open their fucking mouths and out comes some nauseatingly retarded junglespeak that resembles English but with a lot less consonants.
I don't know why pakis want to rape these farm animals. Just hearing them speak makes me wanna play russian roulette with an uzi.
Reminder that this girl is 15 and anyone (looking at you Brit/pol/) who follows this is a pedo.
The shorter blonde must be the mom or aunt. Wonder if the dad is Saxon
> tfw muffin top, even with raised arms.
>girl
That "girl" probably has a bigger penis than you
Because jews control which British women you get to see
left and right are damn good looking
probably filled with STDs though
can't even have children cause their ovaries tubes are all clogged up
LOL
my sides are gone
THIS
5'9 is pretty good
thank you for sharing desu
not a dude
>makes me wanna play russian roulette with an uzi.
kek
That woman has soulless eyes
Imagine being so weak and having such low self esteem you have to use women to get any kind of response, imagine being so weak you think insulting and abusing women on a mongolian basket weaving forum is ok. Pathetic shills the lot of ya.
No, she is smaller than Sargon. She's about 5'5"
Well, she's an anglo after all...
Mirin them calves
Gayest comment ever posted.
alcohol, terrible diets, a massive underclass and lack of exercise apart from squatting down to piss on the steps of the local mosque
>Pompey slags
Nice
Lmfao!
It's called public scrutiny you cuck fuck white knight britfaggot.
Achmed called; he wants your sister over by 6 tonight.
I when I was younger I worked for a recycling center, I lived in a base town and we used to get British service people that trained with the Americans. I was shocked how many British girls would try to hook up with me at my job, I was nasty dirty because recycling isn't exactly a clean line of work, and those girls seemed to love it . I wish I had that job again, American woman avoid me like the plague
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She maybe borderline Jow Forums tier autist. Would not be surprised if she lurks this board
Timezonelet
Chin up it happens to the best of us. I'm 3 years away from something similar, although it was a slav that took it from me. Invest, live like a poor, and keep looking forward mate. Relocation helps.
Because british men let them.
No, the skin tone and bone structure suggests she has some type of shitskin heritage
Seems a wannabe model and the Brexit stunt was all for publicity.
That girl is a shitskin
Cultural marxism. Fakebook echo chambers embolden trash too. Roasties in your pic are completely fucked long term most probably.
>innit
tits or gtfo
Idk man, I'm trying to hit up a qt. White girl from Machester. What can I expect?
Same thing that happened with Sweden, see... We see the Scandinavians as the decendants of vikings, this is incorrect for the most part. One would assume that they would genetically be hardy and noble white men, as we can see this however is not the case. The original "Vikings" left Scandinavia and settled into north central europe (aka Germany and the like) and these areas up until the last century maintained themselves with a manner of "don't fuck with us" and were very militant.
Britain is no different, since mass migrations of ethnic groups is commonplace in european history. When the circumstance arose for some Anglos to leave their homeland and go somewhere else that place was the New World and what do you know? The colonists were very hardy and men of character, and the first decades of Americas existence was extremely idealistic and all the leaders were Brave Anglos with strong nationalistic worldviews.
TL:DR:
For most of European history the cucks and degenerates stay behind, and the Ubermensch march onward with their kinfolk to new land. And this explains why Britain has fallen more degenerate and PC than America has.
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Easy
Is that supposed to be an insult.
Yeah, I guess if you say naughty words online the Metropolitan Thought Police will come get you and check all your licenses. Be on your best behaviour you old chap you.
>No, the skin tone and bone structure suggests she has some type of shitskin heritage
she could be welsh yanno, they kinda look like mystery meats
because they can't shart in the mart to relieve their stress, yid
her dad
she's 15, i doubt she has time for full
Dunno.
They tend to be dark. Guess it's that french/norman blood in there.
That William Marshall fellow was apparently quite dark haired. "Black Douglas" of Scotland, who served Robert Bruce was also apparently dark haired.
Daisy Ridley, who is dark haired, is of landed British stock too.
That said, I do agree, she looks posh. She has that kind of refined manner about her and a strangely daring confidence and eccentricity that rather well-off people people seem to have in abundance. To be a young lady and go against the herd of remainer hen-pecking peers takes considerable guts and grit as women are typically completely trapped within the prison of herd mentality, it's why they are so socially manipulative, because their only ability to self express safely is through absolute total conversion of the social group. It's why their minds fucking snap so often when they encounter different opinions while being strangely allured by them.
In a sense, when women complain about magazines seriously damaging their minds, it may seem funny to men, but, it is probably quite impacting for them. Imaging being so socially fixated that any opinion that appears to be authoritative or high in status is an irresistible bombardment upon the consciousness.
Compare this with your experience where you just causally probably think that "the mainstream media is lame lol" to really understand the fixation.
This girl knows she's better than her peers. She knows the direction of the country. She makes so little effort and yet has a bigger impact than any massed group of naked pissing feminists. Pretty impressive really.
funniest part is that the greentext sounds exactly like a nigger speaking.
Is that Tommy Robinson with Laura Loomer?
Based Zionists.
Never gets old.
All white woman of the left are either Thots or Cat Ladies.
Tommy "I'm jewish mate!" Robbinson
>uzi
how appropriate you'd choose an israeli gun
Translation for you:
CHING CHONG BING BONG U FUKI TEN DOLLA
Trying to justify yourself, Fucking hell how fucking patheitic can you get ? Actually it doesnt get anymore pathetic than abusing womsen but you carry on trying to justiify to yourself, its what most abusers do.
The chaddest of chads.
not England, the door handle is on the wrong side. try again
Only thing they're good for is sucking spanish dick
you should see american women OP. i know you want to. any town with a lot of bars and its the exact same thing
When? You people do have some weird myths. No great influx of Englishmen took place after your founding. You were a backwater of farmers and simple townsfolk whilst Britain and its empire was a realm of importance and adventure. We only ever sent you our worst.
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