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That will teach those science fuckers to stop turning to the 'public' for 'help' on scientific matters. Plebian pandering shills.

the name has to end in e or a. there are rules

Adolf

>e
Pepe

the name has to end in e or a. there are rules.

there you go

*thumbs up

Name it Shlomoidia.

N, n, nigger?

oh wait

>name must be related to Jupiter or Zeus

Moonie McMoonface

Hamplanet

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Cringe and bluepilled

name it Honktown. digits says so

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We should false flag as jews and arrogantly demand a hebrew name

This

>Jewpiter
Has to be Shlomo

lets name it DONALD J TRUMP

Donald

Moonberg

Anal Bead 1
Anal Bead 2
Anal Bead 3
Anal Bead 4
And so on...

hitler did nothing wronge

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"Hey guys, mainstream science is all wrong and scientists are lying to us! Just look at this mainstream scientist-written article I found!"

call it remember the holocaust

Memery aside, wish I could suggest Holst. pretty hot music

Fathima Gassem

well fuck that narrows it down

At this point who fucking cares about new moons? If it's an uninhabitable rock and has no resources we might as well jettison it from the solar system so it's not in the way.

thus we learn that astronomers suck OP's cock

It really does. Selene is like the only possible name. Is it already taken?

>Science is wrong because of science

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These are some fairly stringent rules:

How To Submit:

Tweet your suggested moon name to @JupiterLunacy and tell us why you picked it using 280 characters or fewer or a short video. Don't forget to include the hashtag #NameJupitersMoons.

The General Rules:

- Jupiter Moons must be named after characters from Roman or Greek mythology who were either descendants or lovers of the god known as Jupiter (Roman) or Zeus (Greeks).
- Submissions must be 16 characters of fewer, preferably one word.
- Submissions must not be offensive in any language or to any culture.
- Submissions must not be too similar to the existing names of any moons or asteroids.
- Names of a purely or principally commercial nature are prohibited.
- Names of individuals, places, or events that are principally known for political, military, or religious activities are not suitable.
- Names commemorating living persons are not allowed.

The Rules for Each Individual Moon:

- S/2003 J5 (Jupiter LVII) which is retrograde and thus name must be related to Jupiter or Zeus and end in an “e."
- S/2003 J15 (Jupiter LVIII) which is retrograde and thus name must be related to Jupiter or Zeus and end in an “e.”
- S/2003 J3 (Jupiter LX) which is retrograde and thus name must be related to Jupiter or Zeus and end in an “e.”
- S/2017 J4 (Jupiter LXV) which is prograde and thus name must be related to Jupiter or Zeus and end in an “a.”
- S/2018 J1 (Jupiter LXXI) which is prograde and thus name must be related to Jupiter or Zeus and end in an “a.”

Baronne
Ivanka
Tiffaneee
Name it Cunthena the woman who leapt from Jupiters head.

Youranus

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I like the name regal.

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>Egyptian god
>not keeping it with Based Romana

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>must be related to roman or greek mythology
Good to know homopedophilia is still in play

These fucking conditions lol. Why couldn't these retards pick the names themselves, there's no fun if you're just picking specific names off a list

kiruna, jukkasjärvi, kuoksu, vittangi, pajala and korpilombolo

>Kek, the egyptian god of chaos.
No it's not. In the actual mythology, Kek is a transitional deity. The male form (Kek) represents the transition from dark to light (enlightenment/redpills). His female form, keket, represents the transition to darkness (ignorance/lawlessness).

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moony mcmoonface

Veritas
Goddess of virtue and truth

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Roman you say?
How about Roman Emperor Bigus Dickus?

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FUCKING HOW?
TELL ME FUCKIING HOOOWW???????????????????????????

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Kek
Pepe

>Jupiter Moons must be named after characters from Roman or Greek mythology
>Names of individuals that are principally known for religious activities are not suitable.

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>name it Honktown.
Honk, honk.

>Planet of the Apes
That'll make it the second one in this solar system.

Semele should be one
>lover of Jupiter, mother of Dionysus

Nigga

You're not a true American if you don't have an upper and lower ass.

More evidence in support of the plasma universe hypothesis.

More like global warming kikes BTFO. Look at all that extra space to put our green house gases.

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the rules are too restrictive. They already know what they want to call them

Named it based and redpilled

Dindu
Nu
Fin

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Name it moonymcmoonface

quality post, Honktown it is.
youtu.be/xF77Y1JLScc

Doge

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>Gaynigger
>Ignis Pretium >Firecost in Latin > Holocaust
>Annudashoah
>Mia Utrimque > MySides in Latin
>Locus Nigreos >Space Nigger in Latin
>Rei Publicae Falsa >politically incorrect in Latin

You do know the geocorona is simply scattered hydrogen right? Its exosphere, its not air.

nice

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Digits and we call it "Kike"

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Pepe

>based and redpilled

>Secundum > Based in Latin
>Rubrum-Capsula > Red Pill in Latin

Jewpiter

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Nigger

We should honor Ben 'Terror of Tel Aviv' Garrison after all the shit we put him through.

>Garrison-1

Best part is no one will know it's us.

you want some planet named after jew on the stick instead of strong Greek god?

Bulbasaur was the best starter. Grass/Poison is a perfect type for the first four gyms (Rock/Water/Electric/Grass.) And yes, fuck the banks.

Fuck that why don’t they just name it themselves then, the fucks the point

By the moon. Earth's moon.

Perfect.

>Jupiter Moons must be named after characters from Roman or Greek mythology who were either descendants or lovers of the god known as Jupiter (Roman) or Zeus (Greeks).
Kratos

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They should name it geriNwonT

keks blessing if you can decipher it in less than 30 seconds

Mianus and Chlamydia

Evola

>Fuck that why don’t they just name it themselves then, the fucks the point

Yeah fuck that gay shit, why are scientists so no-fun-allowed?

Call it Niggerkike.

Keke

Daphne. The name should be Daphne.

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Saturn already has the moon with that name.

take your meds, schizo.

haha

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that'd be nice
apart from they've ruined the character now by making the game sjw crap

Rape

CALL IT TRUMP!

TRUMP!
TRUMP!
TRUMP!

Leftards would want to die...