WAS THIS MOTHERFUCKER SERIOUS?

Jesus (assuming he actually existed) said things like Turn the other cheek, Love your enemies, and PRAY for those PERSECUTING you. Nobody does that. NOBODY. Even people who claim to be Christian, Muslim, jew, Hindu, buddhist, Sikh, whatever. Which means every organized religion is an illusion, a LIE.

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Look at what white people achieved and what they conquered when they were Christians. Just because you're being a noble and selfless character, that doesn't mean that you're cutting your balls off and act like a gay retard.

Majority of it is mistranslation.
>Turn the other cheek
This means to legit hit someone on their cheek not bend over like a pussie
>Love your enemies
Fight them, but don't be afraid to help them when you smack their pepes.
>Pray for those persecuting
Assuming God is real, this could only benefit you

This. /thread

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>turn the other cheek
>smack that motherfucker as hard as you can so his cheek turns
Why does this make so much more sense

Nope. Nope. You’re twisting what he said and applying your own interpretations. You’re not doing what he clearly said.. Thx 4 proving my point. :)

>Jesus didn't say love your enemies, he said KILL YOUR ENEMIES
What am I even reading.

Zeus whom you all know as jesus was a
carpenter. he was thor in his life before
that, hammer is a big symbol here of turning
the other cheek.

the side of a hammer is a cheek, hammers
when slung make a compression wave ie
a bang. your voice does the same thing to
transfer sound by compression waves.

while relations are good, you use your
voice to build relations and keep them
strong, when the relations go sour turn
the other cheek and use the claw to
destroy relations. this is the meaning of
turn the other cheek.

now you know the true meaning of
turn the other cheek satan and lilith
took away the meaning to so you will
just take endless abuse hahahahaha.

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Zeus not jesus you faggots.

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>Sikh
Sikhism doesn't teach you that. It teaches that you need to kill slavers and oppressors because enslavement of man is much worse than murder. Also, you must punish any injustice in this life, because after death there is no punishment to anyone - consciousness is just poured into the ocean of souls.

>Nobody does that. NOBODY.
Jesus did that, why wouldn't god give us a perfect example to live by.

>pretending like you know so much because you know of a cool Jesus/Zeus connection
>durrr guys christians dont knoo its ZEUSS huehuehuehuee im so high IQ look guys ZEUS!

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Yes, the jewish mindvirus glorifies being a pussy and pure hypocrisy. No surprises there, it was created by "you know who".

What about the turban? Does it just float forever in the “ocean of souls”?

whenever a white nationalist says he's Christian, I know immediately to stop taking him seriously

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Are you worried about your turban?

That meme us so untrue, if it wasn't for Jesus, Titus would not have torn the temple down. Jesus even prophised its destruction.

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Small price to pay for the opportunity to brainwash countless billions more.

No. It serves me quite well whenever I need to take a dump. ;)

JIDF made this.

How about you actually read the Bible and not reiterate what others tell you? I hear KJV is decently cheap and it's free online. Go and read, then you deserve people to Grace your words with attention and not shitposting.

Justin Trudeau.

I’m trying to figure out exactly what kind of retard you are. First of all, I’ve read the fucking bible. I was raised Christian. Second, if you’re at all familiar with Jesus words, you would know I was quoting straight from the bible. Thank you for proving my point.
>tells me to read the bible, while knowing nothing about it himself/herself - classic religious hypocrisy

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Kek

In the bible Zeus is spelt Δία and Διὸς
Jesus is spelt Ἰησοῦς, they aren't the same character

Rome was before Christ. The Renaissance was looking past christian eras and reclaiming old knowledge and tradition.

But nope it was totally all Christ.