India/Pakistan HAPPENING

What accent will Dell tech support have in the future?

When India is gone my guess is we'll get our tech support from some backwards South American country.

Burmese/Thai

I have a feeling this will be forgotten the next week.

Of course.
Do we have any new news?
bump

>we're gonna be breathen their poos
not in the southern hemisphere
well not until massive hoard of irradiated refugees flock here/

Lots of people are complaining about the jets, helicopters, and other military movements, but I don't see any further developments on the clash itself.

An example of the kind of stuff that's filling twitter at the moment:
twitter.com/StalwartMahi/status/1099505545893924864

jamaican patwa
youtube.com/watch?v=gjmHzlqYz-U&t=61s

This is what's driving the current tensions.
>A suicide attack in Jammu and Kashmir's Pulwama last week killed over 40 CRPF soldiers.
>ndtv.com/india-news/pulwama-terror-attack-pm-narendra-modis-dare-for-for-imran-khan-son-of-a-pathan-1998251
Religion of peace?

May the Indian Army shit on the corpse of every last Paki. Death to Islam.

a fucking aussi

The sun is rising over there. What exactly did the night have in store?
Cheeky night time exchanges

"A fucking also"?

Islam vs. the Human Race.

All We are saying
is give War a chance

Accelerate.

40 killed.
Could that be what's left of a bus?
Was it a bus stop that was attacked?
pic related

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Aren't there more Muslims in India than Pakistan tho? Practically half of Indians are Muslim, dummy.

OH NO!

IS MR. BALD GONNA BE OKAY??!!

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Kashmiris are white and based

another pic.

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OH NO, THEY HIT SVEN!

paramillitary forces caravan was attacked

What's that street sign mean?

fake but also gay

SVEN IS BLEEDING FROM THE HEAD!

No passing is my guess

>India has said it had "incontrovertible evidence" of Pakistan's involvement in the Pulwama attack. The Pakistan government, however, has denied involvement, calling the attack a matter of "grave concern."
>Donald Trump also said the US has improved ties with Pakistan and works are on for meetings with Pakistan leaders and officials. "I stopped paying Pakistan the $ 1.3 billion that we used to pay them.
I'm going to call that winning anons, I didn't know we'd stopped sending money to Pakistan.
>In the meantime, we may set up some meetings with Pakistan. Pakistan was taking very strong advantage of the United States under other presidents. We were paying Pakistan $1.3 billion a year. I ended that payment, because they were not helping us in the way they should have," Mr Trump said.

>ndtv.com/india-news/us-president-donald-trump-says-india-pakistan-standoff-a-very-dangerous-situation-news-agency-afp-1998006

sheeeet..........i have no fuk'en idea.

it happens at least every 6 months

Who the fuck passes on the right?

They are hoping it will go away.

They are a minority over here. We only have 13% Muslim population.

Hahahaha, 13%? That's our demographics with blacks. weird.

>On February 14, a suicide bomber detonated a car-load of explosives next to a large convoy of 78 CRPF buses with over 2,500 personnel travelling on the highway from Jammu to Srinagar. At Pulwama, the car with 60 kg of explosives blew up, killing 40 personnel reporting to duty after leave.

I gotta get up
I gotta get goin'
I gonna see a friend of mine

He's round and he's fuzzy, I love him because he's just...

Pooh beah, Winnie the Pooh bear
Lookin' for fun, chasing some honeybees
Pooh bear, I know he's out there
Rumbly tumbly
Climbin' a honey tree

Fun never ends for us, we're so adventurous
Least every now and again
But when you're alone, and there's nobody home
It's nice to be able
To count on a friend like

Pooh bear, Winnie the Pooh Bear
Wherever you go, oh won't you take me please
Pooh Bear, I gotta be the-e-ere
It's me and it's you
My silly ol' Winnie the Pooooooooooh

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the rest of you worship toilets...instead of shitting in them.

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Keked

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this pic goes better with that song

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Indians will shoot the pakis with turd nugget bullets.

poo

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in

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loo

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Nothing will happen.

I think we should support balochistan independence just to shit on both India and Pakistan lol

Fuck pakistan

Old. This beach doesn't look like that now.

it looks even shittier?

Big happening tomorrow
Check 'em

fake news

roll for nuclear paki-poo war

roll for poo in loo

So this is how we'll become the super power? By destroying the country that has plagued us by using terrorism, left wing and separatist groups.

Also we should start this by lynching congress people since they are the biggest enemy on our soil. If it wasn't for them most terror attacks wouldn't happen but sadly indian people avoid violence. Also this is the same party that fed the mumbai 26/11 terrorist his favourite cuisines while he was in jail.

This always happens. Poo's wont launch the nukes. We can only wish...

>mfw Pakistan nukes India's main population hubs and China invades

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Daily reminder that this is literally a racial holy war between the Aryan Pakistanis and the Dravidian Indians

>tfw I'm going to get my CIB and a WW3 veteran status because a bunch of monkeys overseas can't stop swinging their dicks at each other

This timeline is fucking great

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Porkistan is gonna get fucking glassed we will nuke that muslim shithole

Seconded. I remember when they got all frisky in the early 2000s...nothing came of it then, either. They get all agitated for a while and then lose interest.

Despite Muslims making 13% of indian population they constitute to 90% of terrorist attacks

Aryan Pakistanis.
Leafs really are the worst scum on earth.

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Only a small percentage of people used to do that.

Fake news

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I'm not even a Pajeet and I know that the pakis will get sodomised

A car with ied bomb hit a bus full of 44 people then detonated

Do not turn, do not go straight

Kek

Not if they strike first. That's why the situation is so dangerous, it's unpredictable

What if they pre emptive strike first though?

India wouldn't strike first these cucks have a no first strike policy

Bragging about serving ZOG
Get fucked kike

Please India destroy Pakistan
You have my prayers

You have to when you have an enemy who sponsors terrorism and has nukes

Gonna get your limbs or, hopefully, your head blown off, faggot.

>two voices will call out in a silence all will hear
they gonna nuke each other
im so ready for this happening!

Isn't a small percentage tens of millions though?

The pulwama attack was the first strike, paki military in mudslide clothes

coward Pakis

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What's the cause of the tension between India and Pakistan? (under normal circumstances, not today's bombing)
Do Indians and Pakistanis generally dislike/hate each other or is it almost all at the Geopolitical level?
What are the Indian media and gov't saying about the bombing?
Could this spark a full-scale conflict between India and Pakistan?
If not, what would it take for that to happen?
Would China get involved in such a conflict?
How does the Indian military compare to the Pakistani military?
How does the Indian military compare to the Chinese military?
How many nukes do India and Pakistan each have?
Do you have indoor plumbing?
How do you clean your ass after taking a shit?
Do you wash your hands with soap and water after taking a shit?

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...

Godspeed poofren, I'm rooting for you guys

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Is that a Q post or something?

google it you stupid lazy burger

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Religion, race and they both claim the region of Kashmir.
Also Pakistan is a close ally of China.

Patois

This is not just for me. These are burning questions many anons lurking in the shadows may be wondering.

CHEMICAL TOILETS IN THREE MINUTES

Not to mention a search engine can't tell me how I often you shit in your hand, drop the turd in the toilet, then wipe the residue off on your thigh fur, then go eat your alu gobi, by hand, with that same hand.

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>under normal circumstances, not today's bombing
Bombing is the normal circumstances