/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BUILD THE WALL AND CRIME WILL FALL EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>ActDefSec Shanahan visits troops @Southern Border 2/23/19
c-span.org/video/?458220-1/
>TrumpTV "Weekly" Update (Lara) 2/23/19
youtu.be/kP76KYfS9_g
>KAC on WattersWorld 2/23/19
youtu.be/MetFtksnxWg
>Corey Lewandowski on F&F 2/23/19
youtu.be/I6EcVufIAqI
>PressSec Sarah interviewed by SpiceDaddy 2/22/19
youtu.be/UGBIXlJ1KzY
>Pres Trump meets w/Chy-na VicePremier Liu 2/22/19
c-span.org/video/?458157-1/
>VP Pence/2nd Lady @Natl Governors Assoc Luncheon 2/22/19
c-span.org/video/?458151-1/
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Czech FM Petricek 2/22/19
youtu.be/MQpTChkyMuw
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Belgian DepPM Reynders 2/22/19
youtu.be/P2o7RhPcpt8
>ActDefSec Shanahan/JCSChair USMCGen Dunford meet w/roaches 2/22/19
c-span.org/video/?458152-1/
c-span.org/video/?458152-101/
>Amb Cohen @UNA-USA Global Engagement Summit 2/22/19
youtu.be/mDChx5TpPbE
>Amb Cohen @UNSC on CAR 2/22/19
youtu.be/-0Ks_rQ61Zw
>PressSec Sarah outside WH 2/22/19
c-span.org/video/?458169-1/
>PressSec Sarah on F&F 2/22/19
youtu.be/oJSHzDnWJGI
>Corey Lewandowski on FBN 2/22/19
youtu.be/SFpZLETKiMo
>This Week@State 2/22/19
youtu.be/TAOXGtNG8D0
>SoS Pompeo on TODAY 2/21/19
youtu.be/Sz-J0JFrKmo
>GOPAd: The Truth About Socialism 2/21/19
youtu.be/hAC0IzLStM4
>TrumpWave: Galactic Dominance 2/21/19
youtu.be/CRpU5yLdiSI

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DING DING DING

AWOO!

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reminder that justie is:

>nigger
>kike
>faggot

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The Devil went down to trumpgen
he was lookin' for a soul to steal
he was in a bind
'cause he was way behind
and he was willin' to make a deal
When he came upon this young man
typin' out a shitpost and makin' it hot
and the Devil jumped
up on a failed Trump stump
and said boy let me tell you what
I guess you didn't know it
but I'm a big shitposter too
and if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you
Now you make a pretty good shitpost, boy
but give the Devil his due
I'll bet a fiddle of gold
against your soul
'cause I think I'm better than you
The boy said my name's user
and it might be a sin
but I'll take your bet
and you're gonna regret
'cause i'm the best there's ever been
user choose your image now and make your shitpost hard
cause Hell's broke loose in trumpgen and the Devil deals the cards
and if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold
but if you lose the Devil gets your soul.
The Devil opened his PC
and he said I'll start this show
and fire flew from his fingertips
as he opened Google Chrome
Then he sent that browser on to Jow Forums
and it made an evil hiss
and a band of demons joined in
and it sounded something like this

>[Finnish/Mexican instrumental]
When the Devil finished
user said well you're pretty good old son
but sit down in that chair right there
and let me show you how it's done
He typed Asuka is the best girl, Reifags run,
the Devil's in the house of the rising tsun
jerkin over dead girls that's real low
get into the robot
no dad, no
>[instrumental]
The Devil bowed his head
because he knew that he'd been beat
and he laid that golden fiddle
on the ground at user's feet
user said, Devil just come on back
if you ever wanna try again
I done told you once you son of a bitch
I'm the best that's ever been
He typed Asuka is the best girl, Reifags run,
the Devil's in the house of the rising tsun
jerkin over dead girls that's real low
get into the robot
no dad, no
>[instrumental to end]

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how does doing this not make you gay?

so depressed and black pilled
anything a happening?

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you just find new things to fap to

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youtube.com/watch?v=X9uk9IcoQ0w

>so depressed and black pilled
how's that been working out for you?

>there are anons that haven't taken the potato pill yet
once you go mick you'll never get sick

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>tfw no titcow gf

how can land mammals even compete?

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Howdy, fellow anons. Have you ever thought about the need for strong government to preserve personal freedoms?

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They're here they walk among us

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>those mexicans building the wall

Trump said mexico was going to build it.. it turned out to be true

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Remember Ossoff?

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same as ever
need more chaos
youtube.com/watch?v=Emb1-c4pPIQ
need more crime videos or I cant feel alive

youtu.be/MetFtksnxWg
>dark pink coat
>black eyeshadow

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Is racemixing okay re: Irishmen since they're almost white?

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Be nice.

I've already taken the potato pill. Two of them, actually.

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>69%
HMMMMM

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patron saint of Jow Forums

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>not jackson who's parrot named "pol" swore so much it had to be removed from his funeral

Kek, he got his ass handed to him so badly. Fun fact about the original lyrics: "old hickory" was Andrew Jackson's nickname.

have you ever thought about McShooting yourself?
sorry those two potato pills are permanently inactive

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I'd rather have strong individuals than a centralized point of exploitation.

Also a fun fact we lost that seat later in the general.

But you already have a centralized point of exploitation and many smaller ones all trying to kill you, making the likely false assumption you're white.

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who?

Jow Forums has an entire Pantheon at this point.

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>But you already have a centralized point of exploitation and many smaller ones all trying to kill you
Then why would I want to grant more power to that centralized point, when it's a proven point of failure?

Yes

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Are based black Trump supporters like me welcomed in the ethnostate?

>british and irish is one category
see sassanachs we're one and the same. now won't you help your poor brethren suffering from inherited gorta mor trauma?

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Potentially. We have no way of ever truly knowing for sure.

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Replace the thing holding the seat then kill other claimants and potential claimants to the seat and make it impossible for the seat holder to be against your blood by having your blood.

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>ethnostate
Sorry, that's where we keep the minimum wage workers.

>in the ethnostate?
in your own reservation in mississippi

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It was funny but then Democrats flipped it last year. How, I have no idea.

>in your own reservation in mississippi
kek, is that the "awoo - almost me" poo?

If someone here was black they could help out a lot by voting Trump in 2020 then going out in a blaze of glory.

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>How, I have no idea.
Georgia suburbs and they ran a chick this time.

Can't. I'm making too much money in the Trump Economy.

Ahahaha this guy i used to play board games with volunteered for Ossof, his butthurt was tangible

I've got a Johnny Rebel song you would enjoy.

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That silly simple joke is better animated than anything on the show since the turn of the millennia.

>ID: JEB
*claps*

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I still don't know how the Democrats won the House last year. It's mind boggling to me to think that ANYONE would vote Democrat at this point.

Beto before Beto, but in Georgia

>roll things back to completely overt nepotism
Doesn't sound much better, both paths seem kind of fucked desu

Money doesn't matter at all, it's practically paper.

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I'll still be busy for 2 more weeks
Anything happening or has happened?

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>I still don't know how the Democrats won the House last year.
It's pretty easy when you're the only party harvesting ballots a month after the election.

Found it

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more like build the cringe and libs will whinge

It is as real as the mind makes it.

You're thinking like a Person, not an NPC.

GA GOP failed to do door knocking or get out the vote at all in 2018. Despite that, the candidate won by only 1000-2000 votes, so she's fucking toast in 2020.

One of the greatest tricks was convincing people something without value has more value than everything.

Was waiting for someone to notice.

A unilateral leader isn't necessarily nepotistic, it can be merit based.

You can't eat money, you can't stab people with money. You can eat wheat, you can stab people with steel.

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nah, Diogenes is Jow Forums incarnate. He was the greek equivalent of a NEET with his piss bottles and managed to make it into recorded history solely based on his shitposting

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Vietnam summit.

Well I am an Alabama nigger. Roll damn Tide.

>love gnocchi
>no idea how to serve it
>some put it with tomato sauce
>some do them in salads
>some put pesto on them and that's it
>some do a cream mushroom sauce
>it's just so good.
>but I've never figured out how to have gnocchi with meat
>unless I just said "fuck it" grill chicken, slice it and put it in with the gnocchi

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Software should add a dick going in his onions mouth.

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AWOO!

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Meat goes in the gnocchi.

money is a concept that exists because barter is inefficient and difficult. in the ideal system money is representative of contributing goods to society without having received an equivalently valued amount of goods/services

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Usually a tomtato sauce but once in a merchant moon I'll do a cream sauce. I'm a fan of gnocchi, too. I love the texture.

Nothing really. Venezuela is heating up, and maybe Mueller will finally finish, but everything big still seems a few weeks away.

Paper currency is fine because it's backed by digital QE currency.

Yeah, a ton of their pickups will get wiped out in a normal presidential year. It was pretty fucking amazing how high the turnout was that Republicans nearly matched Dems.

nice blog, very cool user!

No, the fuck it doesn't.

>Was waiting for someone to notice.

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Serve it with tofu.

>no matter where I must make a dick sucking face

Possibly the WORST campaign ad of all time...

youtube.com/watch?v=-rMVNC5l4IM

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>there are anons itt that call the irish non-white while simultaneously falling victim to wop culture

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>he hasn't taken the pelmeni pill

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Too hot for Jewtube.
bitchute.com/video/XWbg2Bfpx6cl/

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My point is that money is determined by productive output, the thing itself doesn't matter. Having a castle in Zimbabwe doesn't matter. When the money can't buy anything meaningful in life it doesn't matter.

It was very Jeb!like waiting and now very Jeb!like with everyone else ignoring it.

My point is that dollar exchanges are limited to the things they can buy. If you had 100 billion dollars and the whole world was communist and nigger it wouldn't matter anymore. You can buy less and less compared to the early 1900s and in 100 more years I don't believe people will be able to own weapons here unless things turn around.

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I think I understand this whole waifu thing now.

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That's not Carly Fiorina's demon sheep ad.

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>celts
>white

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>eating the carb loaded jew

There needs to be a national conversation about banning soi.

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>When the money can't buy anything meaningful in life it doesn't matter.
>when
but that's always been the case forever

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>double carb
to what end?

Dude

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>A unilateral leader isn't necessarily nepotistic
There are very few exceptions throughout history
>it can be merit based
You're willing to trust that it would be? It'd be difficult for me to cross that bridge, not sure if I can.

Never seen it. Post it

>It was very Jeb!like waiting and now very Jeb!like with everyone else ignoring it.

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I only care about one (partly) Irish person. Well, Irish and Italian.

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