What's the one (or more) conspiracy theory you can't take seriously?

This

are telescopes fake too?

skyandtelescope.com/observing/how-to-see-all-six-apollo-moon-landing-sites/

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That the holocaust was faked

These 2 are already facts not theories also fuck you Mongol gypsy scumbag

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Billionaires don't frequent the same scuzzy Asian massage parlor to get handjobs from gross middle-aged whores

9/11 was a Mossad job you fucking retard. Do you faggots not do basic fucking research?
Jesus why do I bother with spastic cunts like you...

>Research
>Watch some YouTube video that someone else created to push a conspiracy theory that I will blindly believe because it fits with my politics

Choose one

They're all equally retarded . And I bet you will believe in Holohoax theories and that would require the cooperation of even more people, but that's fine cause it's da Jooz (sorry in advance if I'm strawmanning you)

Agreed.

Mentioning 9/11 and the moon landing together is a dirty trick to try and equate the two together.

Killing 3000 Americans to force through substantial foreign policy and domestic policy goals for decades to come, along with the significant profit from the wars, is merely a machiavellian move to serve the self-interest of the glowniggers and their masters. False flag terror is quite common.

Faking the moon landing is unprecedented and would require the entire space-faring world to participate in the lie.

So what was he doing???

11 was an inside job
ok, in simple terms:
two planes hit two buildings
but 3 buildings fell onto their footprints in a similar fashion to controlled demolitions.
and you find the official narrative credible.

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sauce? and you'll have to do better than a NASA article says so proof

>9/11 was a Mossad job you fucking retard
>implying the kikes don't control america
roo-fucker please

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Quiet or he will start post confusing infographics that prove absolutely nothing!

11 was an inside job
You know there is a special grand jury in NYC reviewing this very thing with the attorney general there yea? You would have to be a complete idiot to think that 2 planes caused 3 buildings to fall.

You have correctly figured the magnitude of the lie.
Now consider who might tell a lie that big.
Who benefits?
Who loses?

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>op believes this
>op is straight

>no East Penthouse
Intellectual dishonesty at its finest.

>doesn't believe that 9/11 was an inside job
here's an explanation on how 9/11 was an inside job

youtube.com/watch?v=qOq-LbQ4erM

The JQ is probably the dumbest.

Did you know that the 6 million number has appeared multiple times in history???

>debris fell on the roof
>base collapsed evenly
classic

>East Penthouse
what?
youtube.com/watch?v=UkOGkdNq13k
do you think that's proof of a "natural" free-fall on its footprint?

Never watched those. Just read public fbi documents. Best way into conspiracy

You haven't been here long have you?
for me:
>flat earth
>chemtrails
Before I get to explaining mine, lemme just go ahead and say as a matter of fact I've seen things faked far greater than a moon landing, so I can absolutely believe in 9 11 being an inside job, or at least a coverup of military or intelligence ineptitude.
So as far as flat earth goes, I fly for a living, and that's just a retarded claim, and contrails could be real if 99% of the videos of chemtrails weren't obviously contrails, I don't have the data on fuel dumping but most of it evaporates before it even hits the ground, the levels of fuel in the air are far lower than the soil and ground water, just ask the AF.

Wasn't a demo if that is what you are asking.

9/11 wasn't an inside job. It only was to the extent the "intelligence" agencies let the Saudis and Mossad do it in order to justify constant war and a police state.

i take many seriously, as many are indeed serious. my favorite at the moment, is the fact that those towers were taken down by black budget exotic weaponry

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youll never explain these images with conventional means of destruction

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this.

How were none of the people running away from the clouds effected like these cars though, that's what makes no sense.

Sure you did. After someone already put it together for you. Tell me, what was the role of these Israelis they arrested in the attacks?

>How were none of the people running away from the clouds effected like these cars though
thats the question, isnt it? what caused so cars(1400+), some blocks away, to be damaged like that?

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and yet, tons of paper was untouched

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I think the real question is, if the Apollo moon landings were real, why didn't the Soviets ever go there? After all, they supposedly had the first satellite in space, the first human in space, first lunar probe to land on and orbit the moon, etc. We are supposed to believe they just gave up after the Americans beat them to it? Even today, the astro-naughts supposedly travel to the ISS via Soyuz rockets.

To answer your question, they went along with the hoax because It was more useful to them as "kompromat." Also, the Cold War was a hoax; both nations were controlled by Jews.

And no, 9/11 was not for oil. Have you never heard of the Yinon Plan?

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>2 post by this ID
Weak bait.

They were escorting the hijackers around the country in the months prior to the attack. They paid for accommodation for them, helped them relocate, ran cleanup operations to cover their trail etc etc. And we'd still have no fucking idea they existed if they could only have suppressed their joy at seeing the towers burn...
Guess seeing the biggest payoff of their careers was just too exciting for these kikes.

Flat Earth, in a solar system filled with spherical planets and moons ours just has to be a special snowflake and be flat? Yeah right.

Because the soviets were going through a period of economic instability and their rocket programme overran its time and budgetary constraints and was cut.

>why would the soviets play along with it?
Think about it. Truman was warned about the Soviets and at the end of WWII one of his generals told him he could capture Moscow in a matter of days. Then went right on to being our "enemies" and we gangbanged the whole world, sacrificing little more than our working classes.

You really need to learn about the Cabal. JFK called it a monolithic conspiracy for a reason. And yes he got duped too, which is why he got killed when he went off script.

Also your "logic" shows a severe lack of understanding of motives and factions. If you didn't call it logic it wouldn't be so insulting.

Reminds me of how the Americans were able to travel to the moon and back multiple times per year while simultaneously fighting a costly foreign war, but once the war ended it suddenly became too expensive to ever go again, despite NASA having such miraculous success, without even a single loss of life. Every technology has gotten cheaper as time goes by except for spaceflight for some reason.

>if they could only have suppressed their joy at seeing the towers burn...
aaaaand there's the cope. we both know that people that do this kind of stuff professionally don't behave like this. Real life isn't a happy merchant meme. You're choosing to believe someone else's propaganda and filling in the gaps with your own political biases. That's why, even if you think the original clownish controlled demolition and missile theories are stupid (now, anyway), you will still be more sympathetic to people who believe in that, than those who think the terrorists pulled it off without Israeli help, even though objectively the former is much further from your narrative than the latter, let's be honest senpai

Plus that rocketry was outdated within the decade based on possibly millions of testimonies and whistleblowers. At least thousands to low-ball.

Yeah I guess that's why we went into good goyim overdrive all over the middle east after it happened. If it was just the Bush cartel they would have stopped at oil and poppy fields.

>what's the one (or more) conspiracy theory you can't take seriously?
11 was an inside job
This is entry level shit and this baffles you.

The Bush administration and all of the other foreign intelligence services that made the claim that there were WMDs in Iraq looked foolish. Why put yourselves through the ringer? Why not place old Soviet-era chemical weapons, or some other sort of crap? But either way, they didn't need an excuse, they already had them. The WMDs was just one of the reasons in the Iraq war resolution in 2001-2002. There were 10 or 15 other reasons on that list.

If you having 9/11 problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 conspiracies and 9-11 ain't one.

9/11 wasn't done for an oil war. It was done to establish a greater Israel, to wipe out records of stolen money, to rally Americans against the Middle East (even though it was just Israel and Saudi Arabia who did it, both allies that America never went to war with, oops), to secure oil for Saudi Arabia who funnel money into Israel, to increase the state power in the US etc.
9/11 was such a successful inside job that allowed these people to do anything they want.

This user gets it.

Because the moon landing had already accomplished it's goal as a propaganda victory and a flex on the USSR. That's why NASA scientists kept making up new plans for more missions, the moon, even to Mars, but got told to go fuck themselves and kept getting their funding cut. The money could be better used to buy votes in other ways. That's all politicians really care about. This isn't controversial

If no one else is gonna check, I just gotta say these were some sick consecutive gets.

The space program went underground according to thousands of different people, many of which have the authority to make that claim whether speculation or witnessed.

WAYNE: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

YOU FUCKING GAY NIGGER.

I'm not saying they didn't exploit the attack, just that it doesnt mean it was an inside job. Not everything is planned and controlled user, sometimes shit just happens. Stop being stupid

The Austrian embassy called; they want their flag back.

Also, this.
If I don't see an end conclusion to something (i.e. for flat earth, what the hell does it matter to anyone if the earth is round or flat? It changes no one's lives), I drop it.

>we both know that people that do this kind of stuff professionally don't behave like this

Have you heard the tapes from Israeli pilots during the Liberty attack? People aren't like the movies; they brag and shit talk when they think they can get away with it.

What, like secret moon colonies the public doesn't know about? Fucking stupid

none of your political beliefs and posting on this board will have any real impact on the grand scheme of things yet you still do it

>9/11 wasn't done for an oil war. It was done to establish a greater Israel
at its root, it was a dark occultic ritual. but it also served many ends, such as robbing more liberties, more spying, more force(abroad and at home), and of course money(drugs/oil/weapons/military vehicles). also, to show off some fancy weaponry

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The levels of muddying the waters in thus thread are incredible
>all these anons conflating 9/11 with moon landing

9/11 has so much evidence of being a planned attack lead by the Saudi's who were paid off by Americans that it's honestly an impressive achievment how the public have been conditioned to avoid proof.

The moon landing has an equally unending amount of evidence for being 100% legit.
Fake moon landing is on par with flat earth in terms of levels of stupid crazy.

Hardest conspiracy to believe for me?
>Aliens are here

>actually thinking 2 planes are the cause of that damage
stop being stupid

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>100% legit.
totally

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No, they don't. They're spies, field operatives specifically, who don't take a shit without going over 20 paranoid scenarios about what could go wrong. That they would dance around like retards and embarrass their handlers like that is about as realistic as thermite charges in building 7. Anyone in the business would tell you that
And there's no tape of Israeli pilots going "haha were killing Americans lol" if that's what you mean so I don't believe you. And why the fuck are they releasing tapes anyway? The Americans sacrificed all those lives to cover up for ZOG but then they release classified tapes ? user ...

This is correct.
This is why you should always check your sources and not be schizophrenic. We know for a fact that there are Israeli paid operations to shitpost online, they spread misinfo.
These people take something that is very clear cut like who did 9/11 and they add unnecessary shit to it and they meme it, stuff like ''jet fuel can't melt steel beams.'' You have a paper trail leading to Saudi Arabia and Israel, jews blatantly knowing about it before it happened, and these fags are talking about some fucking steel beams and jet fuel as if it even mattered.

You seem to be suggesting that there are no military, scientific, or industrial reasons for lunar exploration. Do you really think the only thing worth doing there is playing golf and driving around on a moon buggy? With all of the advances in technology over the past 50 years, it has never occurred that maybe something was overlooked during the Apollo program? There is no room for further exploration of this body? If it was just for propaganda, and they wanted to save as much money as possible, seems like it would be easier to fake it. After all, they already had the scale models of the moon (Project LOLA), and Cinder Lake Crater Field in Arizona, a replica of the Sea of Tranquility.

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what a shit picture
find the original
the shadow of the lander is quite clearly in the same direction as the other two
which the yellow line is obscuring

worthless

Sounds like you choose to believe in some stupid theories but choose not to believe in others based on what you want to be true. And I'll wait for you to post that screenshot of the bank transfer for $100 million to the Saudis with the title "for services rendered on 09/11/2001, thx"

Perfect example of disinfo shill image. You can draw the lines like this and they make more sense.
Keep poisoning the well, jew.

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there is no hope for them
don't bother
there was a time between 2004, I think, until around 2009 or so when 911 debates were hot on the net. There is nothing more to say. Some see, some do not see.

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so did they fake it, or do we have secret moon bases user? Which is it?

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>find the original
please share with the class, master

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Or, more like, all the liberal millennials who believed in 9/11 being an inside job , bush bad, no blood for oil, poor Iraqis .. grew up and became racist because of the refugee crisis and Trump and all the vans of peace and realize it's more convenient for 9/11 to be put down as an attack by actual Arabs than some stupid NWO shit, so no one cares anymore. Plus it keeps the kill count of "white extremist" vs regular terrorist attacks lopsided

>draw still angled lines.
just how close do you think the sun is my dude?

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>Pretending not to know about the intercepted IAF chatter during the Liberty slaughter

user please...

Correct, my beliefs won't change the world, but it changed my personal life. For example, sometimes I have to take a break from the United States and go visit another country because I can't stand how fake everything is at times. This country is strictly anti-truth.
And correct, posting here doesn't change anything. That's why the last time I posted was two weeks ago.

the moon landing is particularly fucking retarded as you could see the landing site from the lunar orbiter.
And from certain telescopes now. You genuinely might have down syndrome if you believe that or flat earth

the ISS potentially being phony on the other hand is slightly believable

best one here

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there's plenty more to say. some people genuinely have not seen all that is to be seen so just believe what they were told to see. i aint throwing in the towel just yet

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> for the moon landing, why would the soviets play along with it?
Bribed with food. See "the great grain robbery"

the one CI pushes here about jesus being white. i'll concede that the judeans and gallileans were from different stock but both tribes were sandniggers nevertheless

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Checked and vanpilled