>Napoleon conquers all of Europe
>Only the UK left to stand up to him
>UK wins
>Nazis conquer all of Europe
>Only UK left to stand up to them
>UK wins
>Soviets conquer most of Europe
>Mainly the UK standing up to them
>UK wins
>EU conquers all of Europe
>UK stands up to them
>Shills will tell you the UK will lose
History repeats itself
>hide on an island from your enemies
>let other countries win your wars for you
>hide on an island from your enemies
>let other countries win your wars for you
>hide on an island from your enemies
>let other countries win your wars for you
>hide on an island from your enemies
>let other countries win your wars for you
/thread
>Nazis conquer all of Europe
>Only UK left to stand up to them
>"ONLY UK"
KEK
>Soviets conquer most of Europe
>Mainly the UK standing up to them
What alternate timeline of history is that.
England only exists as a life form for the Rothschilds to suck currency out of.
UK men fight and die while the Jew profits off of military contracts and loot plunder.
Your country is more Jewed than USA, and thats saying something.
Wrong
>Hides on the other side of the Atlantic
Only European country left
Also you are projecting both of you just described America not the UK
>Napoleon didn't even try
>claim victory
>Nazis didn't even really try
>claim victory after getting V2'd
>Soviets didn't even try
>claim victory
>EU didn't even really try
>panic over brexit and still claim victory
It's like you're so irrelevant that no one even tried to conquer Incest Island.
>muslims invade nost of europe
>mishallah brothers, the british caliphate shall stand strong!
Cope
Cope
Not an argument
>damage control
>claim victory
>cope
See ya on the news next acid attack or illegal tweet, good save the sultan ol chap
as always fpbp
Its Russia and America every time. You are useless and day.
In this timeline OP is straight
What if i told you all of those regimes were created by the royals
Implying Nazis did anything wrong
but you are correct in other examples.
You got your asses whooped by the french.
And america kicked your ass, let's also not forget that it's been statistically proven proven we could've beaten both nsdap germany and the soviet union
>Inb4 some faggot say nazi did nothing wrong
I know I am just showing the fact that the brits and the soviets would've been fucked without our mighty lend lease.
No shit they would've been fucked
That's why I want your country glassed
oh no no no
This.
The lend lease was so fucking Jewish lmao
>Muslims conquer UK
>Only Israel left to stand up to them
>Israel wins
>Muslims conquer Europe
>Only Israel left to stand up to them
>Israel wins
Britain smashed the USA in 1812 when you guys didn't have the French winning wars for you.
>only France to stand up to everyone
>end up being called "surrending monkeys" by amerifags
>they forgot we saved their asses in their revolution
>britfags forgot that Napoleon was attacked by surprise by countries he was allied with
>everyone forgot that we have the best win/lose ratio in all of history
>we won more fights than amerifags
>more than britfags
>more than everyone
>mfw shut the fuck up goyim
Exactly. Next time you niggers want to question history learn it perfectly.
"Winning" a war by hiding isn consider "win"
Also, you should thanks the american for their support of raw material+food
If they dont, hittler would strave the fuck out of your ppl
Romain is correct, French military history is actually pretty good.
The whole surrender monkey comes from them trying to preserve culture during WW2 when Adolf was causing havoc
>>Napoleon conquers all of Europe
>>Only the UK left to stand up to him
>>UK wins
Prussia, Italy, Russians, Austro-Hungarians*
Sorry bitch, we only lose against rule breakers.
Hello my Vietnam friend! How about you kick America's ass one more time!
>w..w..we weren't even trying
cope
Funny how Americans never learn about the epic LOSS of the War of 1812, but learn everything about the "War of Independence" (except how the French won it for them).
>Nazis try to liberate Europe from Jewish control
>Our alcoholic, obese, paedophile prime minister gets strongarmed by the Jews who hold his exorbitant gambling debts and mortgages
>Both Jew-run USSR and Jew-run Western capitalist regimes team up against Germany
>Doom Europe to Jewish hegemony and mongrelization
ftfy you delusional twat
Our history is marked with war. But not "glorious" wars. Nigger warfare, as I call it, is a tactic of alliance consisting of basically going around a line by invading neutral countries. Hitler would have never winned if he respected the rules of war. He cheated. The German panzer division that "blitzkrieged" the Ardennes would have never crosses the maginot line if he didn't invade Belgium. Hitler winned until 1943, then he got rekt. Why?
Because he was too big. You can't control a territory that large. The only thing that made him win was Belgium.
You are the reason europe is not united like china becoming the biggest superpower of the world making the roman empire or usa a joke in comparison
>UK conquers Pakistan
skip to 2019
>Pakistan wins and colonizes UK
Russians win- uk almost didn’t lost. That’s the difference.
>China
Is China run by j0os?
>all of UK's colonies stand up against it
>uk loses or cucks out evrytim
>loses 95% of empire within 150 years.
>meanwhile Poland
>hey why did you attacked my soldiers
>didn'tdoshit.no
>get fucked by Germany
>plz Russia help me
>cyka blyat
>get fucked by Russia
>basically had sex two times
Well at least you're not virgin anymore.
A european empire under napoleon or hitler
Frenchs or germans what alternative timeline you choose polacks?
At that time europe was free and controled nearly all the world
Only imagine the posibilities.....
You dont even have to ask
Poland opened his mouth wide for the Germans and opened his arse hole wide for Russia.
seething eurocucks defeated by a small body of water
Because churchill was married to a american billionaire and saw usa as and extension of uk where he and their descendants could tule the world even if uk lose his colonies
Polish fought during the war, they got crushed at Warsaw, not at the door of their own country like The Second Reich.
F for the Kaiserreich.
>Only European country left
But Russia is in Europe too, not only Asia.
>UK education
>meanwhile Finland
>hey gib Clay cyka
>no
>ahah I can hold this retard
>OK you had me in first half now gib clay u surrounded
>fug
>OK tak clay perkele
>WE CANT GET THEM
>THERES A SMALL CHANNEL OF WATER
>WE HAD BETTER JUST SURRENDER
>Muslims Conquering Europe
>UK opens its asshole as wide as possible to fit more cock
>>Soviets conquer most of Europe
>>Mainly the UK standing up to them
>>UK wins
3/10
More like sucked enough Soviet dick to ensure they wouldn't invade you.
Your plan worked.
But now it's paki cock you're sucking.
Enjoy cuckold.
Churchill sacrificed uk and all their people for a future that never turned in his favour
He is the biggest traitor of the history of the country
He acted like a internationalist jew and he get fucked by the true jews
Good riddance
There's gonna be a time where I'm going to be President of the French Republic, this time will be 2022. just wait for it.
>meanwhile aussies
>oi fuck you moate!
>wins at El alamein
>mfw
and soon you will be colonized by Pakistan
stay in your country pls we really don't need you raping people rn pls.
i wonder if I could buy shares to hedge against GBP falling
>"Winning" a war by hiding isn consider "win"
>Vietnam
2/10
>foreigners can't handle the banter
*chuckle*
>Napoleon was attacked by surprise
did you really type that?
forgive me if im wrong, but wasnt that exactly how the vietnamese won the war?
cope
based and paki pilled.
>Meanwhile in france
>surrenders
HAHAHAHA
So is it safe to say you just became “tired of winning”?
ITT seething foreigners who lost the lottery of life
Based.
Thats some serious historical illiteracy and also projection you have there user
Sort out your navy and clean your room.
Mashallah brother.
Fpbp fuck engloids
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Eternal anglo strikes again.
Absolutely banging thread mate, guaranteed to generate SEETHING non-Anglo h8posts all the way to the bump limit. Sit back and watch those (You)s pour in from salty eurotrash and third-worlder rapebabies.
>UK made a bunch of drunk illiterate colonials mad
>colonials 1776 the fuck out of UK
>UK wins
>plastic knives hurt 5 people a year
>UK bans personal ownership of plastic knives
>UK wins
>somebody hurt a trannys feelings on twadder
>UK arrests 60 yr old grandma for tweet
>UK wins
>UK colonized half the world
>Mohammed and Jamal counter-colonize UK
>UK wins
History repeats itself