This is America

I got tired of being sexually assaulted at my job, so now I'm in poverty. Automatic bills come out tomorrow, I'll have a total of $10 to my name after that.

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It happens. Just do the best in your life.

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>2019
>not knowing how to properly open a champagne bottle

Why are Walmart break room photos so fascinating?

Get a better job, no one is stopping you

some people are rich, some people are poor, its all about how you manage and acquire money
also flying corks, don't they know you are meant to hold the cork and twist?

Andrew Yang has the solutions for these problems.

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Its like peeking up a girls skirt finding out she is hairy and also has both sets of genitals

>I got tired of being sexually assaulted at my job, so now I'm in poverty.
you should've just eaten her out, bro

Honestly if there is a secret to success it's to do anything but customer service.

you know the rules

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Because they show the reality of the work. Candidness is always appreciated. Why else would documentaries exist? You're not going to get any sort of honesty from our monthly corporation's rag.

I'm not a CSM

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>I got tired of being sexually assaulted at my job
By who?

Just sell your virginity, oh.

She got a big booty man

Tiny in comparison to some creatures. Why not bulk up your brapper?

was an ASM for 6 years.

god these make me sad.

C U M F Y

It’s a paradox. you have to work your ass for $2,000 a month but $2 Million a month is easy.

Did you get out? 15 years and counting here.

How so?

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Living paycheck to paycheck is a CHOICE. If you're not earning enough money to cover your living expenses + save something then you're living too lavishly for your wage, and you need to cut back and defer gratification by putting money into a savings account. Then if something bad or unexpected happens you have money to cover it. I personally always keep 10 grand GBP in a savings account that I can access immediately should I need it.

All these people living paycheck to paycheck have luxury goods I guarantee it, and that's their choice. The only thing wrong with modern society in this scenario is that people have stopped holding other people accountable for their own actions, like not being fiscally responsible.

i say we take the money from the nigger and give it to poor whites

They can't, they have debts. You can't start saving with that. Credit for TV, for car, for mobile phone.

Faggots got to try to shoot someone with it.

Goddamn I wish I had 10k GBP on reserve vs the change jar on my desk.

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>Jow Forums agrees with this

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You know to be fair over half of the population is technically clinically retarded right? So that's just how it is with capitalism. Illegals compete and keep our retard wages low but democrats don't care about our mentally deficient members they care more about the fuckers jumping the boarder at California because that makes them feel better. Screw the logicistics. :)

Head lines are bullshit, when they sent something it was a legit news paper, now every article is a headline.

>fifth column chink who is anti guns

>that baby
No chance....

do you have to pay for the snacks and stuff?
i did a job at a nestle factory once and i was amazed that workers had to pay for coffee from a vending machine. it was the same fucking coffee they were making in the factory. it was only like 10p but still, fuck that

you're a bit of an idiot user. you are correct that people should live within their means and having an emergency savings buffer is always a good idea. but you have no idea about the desperation of some people's lives.
also £10k is nothing to boast about you peasant

It's a doll. Dont worry. This person is a charity case that has a "helper". All I see is someone willing to work and the corporation getting a Work Opportunity Tax Credit.

Break room filled with sugar garbage. Those cookies are like crack basically.

Hello fren, remember me?

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While I tend to disagree with most Brits, this one is spot on.
My wife and I were both making under 24k at our first jobs while in our early 20s. After saving like crazy, cooking our own meals, not going out for fancy dinners we had 15k in 2 years. We used that to pay for rent when we moved in search of a better job. I got one making 44k, she mad only 19k part time. After 3 years and investing intelligently, it grew to 75k before we were 30. Now I'm 34 with 200k saved, with 110k left on a mortgage for our 3k foot house with 5 acres, a pool and a gun range.
It's not hard, but definitely not easy. It also helps tremendously to have a wife with the right mindset.

Yuo better safe that Shart-Mart qt from that goblino user, look she even has cheez-its

>This is America
I worked hard out of high school in a construction trade, become skilled and good at trade. Make $34 dollars an hour.
Point is, America is awesome. You are the problem.

I do, mr. Honkler!

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40% of americans need to learn how to handle money

At least when Garrison labels everything you can read the fucking text.

Have you tried making breakroom threads lately?
Or do jannies prune and ban you for them?

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> they care more about the fuckers jumping the boarder at California because that makes them feel better
They’re not compassionate, the reason they do this is to get s guaranteed voter base when they hop over the fence.

SO WHY DO GOOD GIRLS LIKE BAD GUYS?

Only did it on black Friday. It was a hit! Thanks for keeping me company.

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this isn’t anything new and dems aren’t the only ones guilty of wanting depressed wages
republicans and corporations are implementing/encouraging the same shit, and mainstream economists recommend they do this shit. Listening to some of these Econ professors will make you sick, they sound like ancaps with some of the shit they say.
even non-retard wages, like google abusing the fuck out of the h1-b system and straight up telling the Californian council members at a meeting last year “lol we don’t give a shit about Americans we want cheap labor too”
google requires 20,000 people just to handle the search engine. You think the corporation wants to give that many people high wages, a retirement package, and proper vacation time? fuck no

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Glad to hear, hope we see more of those threads from now on.
How long is your break, btw? And what exactly is it you do, stack shelves or warehouse work?

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This place is flooded with shitty bait posts this morning. I guess David Brock hasn’t given his minions direction this weekend.

Well, when you put it like that, I actually do.

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I would love to do this with a woman but I don't trust anyone else to commit to what I want. I know a couple of married couples who kept their own houses.

That gif >:DDD

Shelf stocker.

What is ASM?

Assistant Store Manager.

Here's something nice to get you through the day.

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Oh wow. Amazing! Thanks!

Nigga you don't think wealth inequality exists in every country and in every system? Get your fucking act together, find a way up, and pursue it. I did five years in the Navy, graduated from a state university cum laude, and struggled to find a job for the longest time until I fucking sucked it up and stocked shelves at $10 an hour. It made ends meet and kept me from going batshit crazy at my apartment. Eventually I got hired on at an investment firm and I'm making more than I ever have in my entire life.

No one has ever promised that life will be fruitful. I might only be a 27 year old boomer but I can assure you that complaining on a Hungarian speed-weaving board won't bring you any more success than sitting about and mulling over your misfortunes.

Slaving like this when you can crush the banking cartels using business credit lines to make 270 thousand in a few months of work is silly.

The only thing holding the entire system together is honesty, once you stop giving a fuck about society and learn how to exploit all of these mechanisms that operate on the basis of trust, you can truly be free.

I feel sadness because so many honest people live like peasants, when all you have to do is apply your intellect,then reach out and take it.

As he correctly said, it's your choice. You may wish you had money, but you clearly aren't willing to do the necessary work to get it.

Yes, the employees still have to pay for the junk food and soda in the vending machines. They're at a slightly reduced cost, though (or at least they were when I was at Walmart).

You should write a book about the Wamlart life, user.

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that bloomberg tweet is either a troll, a setup, a mistake, or all 3. Imagine being so naive that you think owners of mega-yachts open their own champagne...

Craig Chang was tasked with rebooting the main scanning computer. Rebecca watched as his short but girthy fingers turned the button on and off. She was impressed and offered up some of her Cheezit lunch.

I agree to an extend. Sometimes shit happens and runs you no matter how prepared you were.
I started a business with my wife. Used our savings and some loans to do so. It was going great and then the life happened and my spouse got really sick. We lost it all, almost lost our house. It wasn't bad planning on our part. Just bad luck. Shit happens that is unpredictable and sometimes you have to take risks in life to vet ahead. Sometimes the risk pays off, sometimes, like in our case, it doesn't.

You should keep that 10K in cash, or gold. Not in the bank.

Speaking of banks, do you own shares of LLOY? You should.

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Elaborate if you can. That's interesting.

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>"Ha ha, rook at fat kahki piggu with round pocket!"

at least your bills are paid, user. that's not poverty, btw.

It's pretty complex, but it is legal. In essence you just need the filing fees for multiple s corps/llcs/ c corps, etc (I'm not going to tell you explicitly which, or best practices).

Then you illicit credit offers by shunting around the different lines of credit you were issued, creating a line of profit.
Credit a creates profit chain for credit b, credit b links to credit c, credit c to d, and so on in a loop.

You use all these different companies to show the illusion of profit, then they ramp up your line of credit, and you charge all of the collapse corps lines to a main corps established out of country, or if you do it locally then you hit up the bank, cash out, then bury the cash. (You don't keep any real assets in any of the companies, they are all just vehicles for bank accounts to illicit credit offers ).

You can only do it once, then you have to manipulate stupid people into doing the same and charge them half the take as a consulting fee.

Drug addicts and prostitutes get their 100k and the consulting fee is 100% legitimate business, after destroying their credit completely.

All it requires is that you have nothing to lose, a big brain, bigger balls, and no cares for any potential consequence.

so when are you going on your spree user?

Oh, look, it's the NEET that spends all day every day shilling for an economically illiterate retard.

What do you do in your free time?

How did you deal with all those retards for 6 years?

what about kids

got tired of working 70+ hours every week and getting harassed by management every second off the clock so now I’m in poverty.

>TV, Car, phones
Luxury items.

start sucking dick roastie

what a bullshit story lmao
you don't need savings to look for a "better job". you can do it from your current job. having meagre savings also won't help you to jump from 24k (unskilled labor) to 44k.
>investing intelligently
bull fucking shit. stop fantasizing user. you can only invest intelligently(have a portfolio that's diversified enough to bring in returns) once you're anove 100k. investing peanuts has a worst return chance than playing the lottery.

Communists get angry that one person is in the throne. Traditionalists get angry that she is wasting her power on trivial consumption. There will always be those with more. It's not a question of power but of morals. Do the rich do the right thing? Right now, no. And you're not helping to change that.

Thank you. Surprisingly I understand what you are saying completely. I had a few S Corps and have done something similar but not really planned and not on purpose to be honest. Definitely not on a big enough scale. I will think about it for sure.

>having a bank balance that isn't a negative number after all the automatic bills get paid
I may never know this feel.

That's very illegal, and destroying a lifetime of credit for a few hundred k is a very bad trade.

>yang taking a shit.jpg

How is being sexually assaulted a bad thing? Clearly you’re coworkers where sexually attracted to you, why didn’t you take advantage of that?

40% checks out with IQ distribution.

I would be very careful unless you have the aptitute for it, it isn't as easily done as said, and you're living on the edge pretty much constantly.

Around slacks, never relax

Fuck I remember those days, When i was an undergraduate student i used to work at a warehouse, literally had like 30 dollars to my name before every payday, living paycheck to paycheck is fucking awful.

There are plenty of people who will never see more than 5k at once in their entire lives. Think on this when you're sitting in your ivory tower looking down on everyone else.

Credit is useless to traditional individuals outside of purchasing a home, which is usually insanely overinflated.

Credit is not necessary for anything, ever, period, dot.

This is extreme, but a more mild take on this approach is doing the same -- or using real estate and loans and borrowing against the properties to basically achieve the same thing. Pay yourself as an employee through the companies.

Most people with high networths do not actually have millions of dollars in the bank. Their net worth is based on the equity in what they own, whether that's stocks, real estate, etc. and IOUs and promises based on lines of credit, which they took out in good faith of eventually paying it back.

Using corporations means you can, in theory, keep the scheme going in perpetuity over multiple generations. And if you die, oh well, at least you lived a pretty good life by playing the game.

Bullshit. That's how many people make their fortunes. By using other people's money.

Yes, it's stupid to buy flat screen TVs and sneakers on credit. But using loans to acquire income-producing real estate, things that go up in value higher than the interest rate, building equity using real assets, etc. is how smart people do things.

You can have no debt but "saving" while the banks are willing to give you 0.002% returns at best is just burning money through inflation. even if you eat nothing but rice and beans throughout your 20s, you'll still be a poorfag once you're older and start physically deteriorating (that happens very early in life foor poorfags)

Only if your social credit score is high enough, comrade.

source?

Welcome to the Mortgage crisis of 2008 and the student loan bubble.

Everyone does it who's worth anything, in different ways, but the end point is the same.

Real wealth is assets only. Fiat is a meaningless number and can be generated endlessly in this manner through any number of derivative schemes. They all operate in the same way, generating non-existant wealth.

Those banks that issued the credit lines are leveraging those loans as well, for more dollars and higher valuations.

It's the endgame for all socialist systems.

Eventually the government realizes that it's going to collapse unless it incentivizes good behavior.... and then suddenly you're living in a communist hellhole

It’s called diversity faggot and we do it the best in America!

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rare lebanese kitty

100 years ago you would have even less.