/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - "A SALUTE TO AMERICA" EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>ActDefSec Shanahan visits troops @Southern Border 2/23/19
c-span.org/video/?458220-1/
>TrumpTV "Weekly" Update (Lara) 2/23/19
youtu.be/kP76KYfS9_g
>KAC on WattersWorld 2/23/19
youtu.be/MetFtksnxWg
>Corey Lewandowski on F&F 2/23/19
youtu.be/I6EcVufIAqI
>PressSec Sarah interviewed by SpiceDaddy 2/22/19
youtu.be/UGBIXlJ1KzY
>Pres Trump meets w/Chy-na VicePremier Liu 2/22/19
c-span.org/video/?458157-1/
>VP Pence/2nd Lady @Natl Governors Assoc Luncheon 2/22/19
c-span.org/video/?458151-1/
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Czech FM Petricek 2/22/19
youtu.be/MQpTChkyMuw
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Belgian DepPM Reynders 2/22/19
youtu.be/P2o7RhPcpt8
>ActDefSec Shanahan/JCSChair USMCGen Dunford meet w/roaches 2/22/19
c-span.org/video/?458152-1/
c-span.org/video/?458152-101/
>Amb Cohen @UNA-USA Global Engagement Summit 2/22/19
youtu.be/mDChx5TpPbE
>Amb Cohen @UNSC on CAR 2/22/19
youtu.be/-0Ks_rQ61Zw
>PressSec Sarah outside WH 2/22/19
c-span.org/video/?458169-1/
>PressSec Sarah on F&F 2/22/19
youtu.be/oJSHzDnWJGI
>Corey Lewandowski on FBN 2/22/19
youtu.be/SFpZLETKiMo
>This Week@State 2/22/19
youtu.be/TAOXGtNG8D0
>SoS Pompeo on TODAY 2/21/19
youtu.be/Sz-J0JFrKmo
>GOPAd: The Truth About Socialism 2/21/19
youtu.be/hAC0IzLStM4
>TrumpWave: Galactic Dominance 2/21/19
youtu.be/CRpU5yLdiSI

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MAGA!

new baker can take it from here

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Daily reminder that while race mixing is wrong, a healthy white male with proper masculinity should absolutely be attracted to asian women.

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I got it. Sleep tight, fren.

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Chairman Kim also realizes that without nuclear weapons, this talk wouldn't even be happening. Nukes are what got him to the big boy table and nukes are what will keep him in the big boy table.

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>caring about venezuela
the monroe doctrine was a mistake

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My findings say that not nuking niggers makes you gay.

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MAGA

No. Stick to your own fugging race.

I wonder how many happa babbies were born after WW2, from U.S. troops stationed in nipland.

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Oh, but you will care soon enough when countries here that don't take your money start sending them North like those dunecoons do to Europe.

Trump has built a 30 feet high concrete Wall that will keep illegals and drugs out.

South America falls within our sphere of influence.
We have to deal with it at some point.

*sips coffee*

Oh hello parasite trash general. Hope you had a lovely evening last night raping women and minorities or whatever the fuck you do for fun.

Enjoy the last break before indictment week kicks off on Monday.

*leans closer, looks you in eye*

Then it will be me doing the raping.

the entire planet belongs to america

Fuck off kike
Extra eyelids and bug juice instead of earwax

All this shilling is china trying to sell off it’s spare women to form a global fifth column

Majority of white women voted for Trump. DON’T FALL FOR LIBFAG LIES CLAIMING THEY’RE ALL COMMUNISTS! FIND A LOVER, START A FAMILY! GOD BLESS AMERICA MAKE WHITE BABIES AND RAISE THEM INTO WHITE NATIONALISTS!

Patience is running thin with the political class.

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Everyone needs to redpill themselves on the miracle on the han river
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_on_the_Han_River
Not only is it the greatest example of capitalism being the shit out of socialism/communism but it speaks volumes about the true nature of bringing countries out of poverty.

North Korea has insane opportunity for growth

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>that will keep illegals and drugs out.
That go through Mexico, that in no way means you need to stop enforcement through sea, for instance.
I know you think you are witty, but as a matter of fact you're just being silly.

>204237316
>admits to being a nigger in prison
>reddit spacing

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I went bowling and fucked my wife
The only raping you will being doing is the prison chain bang

U.S. has by far the largest navy in the world, are you saying they can't keep couple of paco ships out from their territorial waters while the 40 feet high finished concrete wall protects the border?

Lol that pede reading comprehension. This thread used to be fun.

Jazz is a dark lynchian horror version of The Truman Show. Truman was adopted by a studio for the sole purpose of creating a reality TV show. His entire life was a charade, his parents weren't his real parents, and everyone he met told him that the world around him was reality. Even supposed professionals told him that what he was living through was correct.

Sometimes you can spot it on Jazz's face, he is sometimes wondering whether or not this is the way things should be in the back of his mind, but he doesn't dare question it, because Doctors, friends, family, and everyone around him tells him it's right.

The difference between Jazz and Truman situation is this: There is no escape for Jazz, because even when he does finally face the reality, his balls are already gone, and he has been pumping himself with so much estrogen all of his life, that it is totally irreversible. He was fucked the moment he was adopted by that weirdo mom.

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Its actually a pro trump video

A fair and balanced video on the theory that Trump is in a secret society mystery school..
>is trump a mason???
>is trump a member of Plus Ultra?

Find out here
youtu.be/MXURvkpUdto

Bonus Based live stream with great live callers
youtu.be/o1q6yULRGZo
,.,...
Stay true to yourselves and fuck subversive Mods, Jannies and Jews

MAGA

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daily reminder that the destruction of the nuclear family is on par with mass immigration for destroying western civilization and culture

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>204237464
>couple of paco ships
It's not a couple, and that was it for (you)s for the day, since you will keep baiting

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Sounds pretty impotent when the world's largest navy by a metric fuck ton, with newest technologies, and 50 feet high concrete double layered wall can't keep fat Mexicans out.

YO LIL DONNIE I JUST MUTATED MY DNA INTO A KIKE-NIGGER HYBRID BET YA FEEL PRETTY STUPID NOW HUH? CHALK UP ONE FOR THE GOOD GUYS, HOSS.

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U sleepy sicle Is weird kot

I thought we had moved passed lynchian and into St. Augustine posting

Just.
Iceland what the fug is wrong with you?

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>I went bowling and fucked my wife
based and redpilled

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>The most horrifying thing about Jazz is not any one of the things he has done or said on this show. None of the macabre medical procedures, preposterously incongruous dialogue, or grotesque acts of flirtation from this creature whose mind has been addled by drugs and his body butchered and twisted into a cruel parody of a female.

>No, it was that it was allowed to happen, that it even came into being not to gasps and outrage, but to congratulatory festival. And that people are profiting off of this... this experiment, confounds me. Truly, I have no words to properly convey the discomfort and dread that the chronicles of Jaron's life brings me, and though my own verbal repertoire is limited I somehow doubt the English language as a whole is capable of expressing it either. This woman took an adopted child and, while he was still incapable of making any decisions beyond the intellect of a three year old, made the decision for him that he was something he was not: a female. She unnaturally stunted his growth with a cocktail of body altering drugs, culminating in a creature one would expect to find in Mordenkainan's Tome of Foes. It has no libido, and it acts according to its narrow definition of what it believes a woman is.

>The horror is this: It could have happened to any one of us. This is the parents having their baby boy circumcised taken reductio ad absurdum. I cannot blame Jaron for the thing he has become. He is not a creature of his own making.

>How can I? How can any of us?

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Best meme I've seen this year.

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>I have no dick, and I must cream.

Reminder that you should start intermittent fasting for health and longevity gainz, keto diet also reduces vascular aging. Don't be the twit that dies of ab heart attack, leave humanity behind

> that .webm
my sides

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>finding this funny
kikes should hang from trees

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no no no no no

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> intermittent fasting
do not trust this guy

he is gains goblin

What is easier to find?
>proof of Bigfoot
>a sane democrat
>or a jew that hates shekels

Proof of Bigfoot.

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Jesus fucking christ.

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Nigga just up the calories when you eat

>be tranny
>bald

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That reminds of that time I spent in lock up

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cringe

Bigfoot

dude holy shit like just become a cute trap don't cut your dick off

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>be tranny
>be sexual deviant

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Can I get the entire story on this? I know it has something to do with a tranny.

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>I have no dick, and I must cream.
Too early in the A.M. for keks of this magnitude.

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jews adopt a cute boy
jews convince him he's a girl
jews convince him to turn into a girl
jews make a tv show out of it

Title: The Shekels

>>I have no dick, and I must cream.

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see

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What did you do?
ENOUGH.
Ah, I see now. Spooky/10.

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lel

Just some public drunkedness

Any more to it?

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There's absolutely no reason to slam breaks on experimentation, we can only get better at this.

It's Chrischans birthday. Say something nice about her(male).

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The left now hates the 4th of July.

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I'll have a look

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excellent original comic content producer

That's not too bad.

Oh that webm.

fuck Trump for denying nuclear hellfire salvation from Kim

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>now

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I AM A WOMAN /ptg/ ACCEPT IT. I MUTILATED MY GENITALS SO THEREFORE I AM A WOMAN

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this is the last of the jazz webms I have, but I have other stuff

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According to WeebMD this is caused by cancer.

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this is an awoooovement, goyim!

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Why to maim, kill, and ultimately burn.

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>that webm
mfw

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MAGA

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>jazz discussion
might as well drop my story
>have retarded college friend
>meets a cute "girl" at a bar
>proceeds to bring it back to our room
>me and the two suitemates confront him on the fact that it was obviously a dude
>"something something that's sexist" and other bullshit the guy was just horny and really wanted a hole to slam
>chilling in the next room connected to the bathroom
>suddenly he fucking screams
>we're just waiting and you could hear a pin drop it was quiet
>she leaves
>we knock on the door asking if he's okay
that's when I learned something that day boys and now you will too
>apparently the skin that makes up the """""vaginal""""" walls for a tranny grows body hair
>it collects inside the hole
>they actually have to carefully trim inside their hole
>every couple of days a giant pube hairball will come out
>turns out two of them had grown and gotten tangled together and wire cut his fucking dick

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Jus t'ain't natural

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God Emperor save us

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>fuck Trump for denying nuclear hellfire salvation from Kim
this, if you faggot north koreans are reading this please fucking put us out of our misery

Keep going, I'm almost there.

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Micron literally being manhandled by the equivalent of the AIPAC (except it's not about israel but everything regarding jews) where he was giving the yearly mandatory speech

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He learned the hard way!

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what is it with you americans and childfuckers as president?

yeah user.... your "college friend".....