HAPPENING

It’s literally nothing. Go to bed.

Kek

How scared are you now that favelas are airborne?

There is a special operations batallion already in Boa Vista. If things goes sour, they'll bait the S-300 with one jet, find its location when they use their radar, and the infantry will infiltrate and destroy/capture it.

wtf bruhs, a fucking indio just flew over my house!
someone please tell me whats happening!

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>monkeys dropping bananas on other monkeys
kek

I hear HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE outside me car I think he’s going the wrong way

Santos Dumont, a Brazilian, was an aviation pioneer. Second only to the Wright brothers.

Of course burger education does not cover that...the holocaust takes up 90% of your curriculum. The other 10% is how to make a burger.

Fake news. More propaganda.

F-5 power?

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>second to the wright brothers
They are a fraud. Dummont flew with thousands of witnesses around the Eiffel Tower; those two have only a diary written by themselves to "prove" that they flew.

Also catapult-thrown planes doesn't count.

Your secondary targets are here, and here...an accordion factory and a mime school.

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Brazil has jets?

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Jokes on you. Britain invented powered flight 40 years before the Wright brothers

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Can confirm, Bolsonaro just flew over my house

What in the ever loving fuck does the OECD average have to do with flight?

Why don't I bring up a chart of first world countries that got their asses kicked by rice farmers and cubans?

Jungle niggers are the most POWERFUL race in the Western hemisphere.

Holy shit.

How many is a brazilian?

pics or it didnt happen

>too unathletic to die for Israel against commies
FUCK

Not enough, huehuehue.

sure...but until we have a new world war and get to set the record straight, americans get all the glory...they "won ww2 on their own"

Not for long. Our based Swedish overlords will provide us with a decent Air Force.

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>Burgers only learn about holocause and how to make a burger.
> They're so stupid that they can't figure out that they score higher on us in reading, science and math!

Seriously.. it's pretty self-explanatory. If the US doesn't learn these subjects... how can you call them stupid while scoring lower? Given the context, it would almost be as if the US had only heard of the subjects, and you fuckers down in Brazil are still using grunts to communicate or something. Have to be pretty fucking stupid, eh?

VENEZUELA will soon feel the full wrath of flying favelas.

We are so ready to harvest pain out the dead motherfuckers to arise out this mess who have it coming

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>HAPPENING: WAR IMMINENT
how many days in a row is this thread going to be posted?

>brazilian jets
what?

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>brazil
shouldn't you be getting shot by an off-duty cop?

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Would Brazil really do this by themselves? I'm sure they could win, but it seems really ballsy.

frankly i'm impressed hues have prop-planes.... I figured they were still using shoddily built hang-gliders from which they drop scalding hot monkey-head soup on their enemies

They are too busy drinking Pitu.

>BRAZILIAN JETS SPOTTED NEAR VENEZUELA
Isn't Brazil near Venezuela?
So if Brazilians are flying jets in Brazil they are always near Venezuela?

That jet looks sexy AF.

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Accurate.

I will follow your lead when I see your mutt ass getting killed on body cam for refusing to show your ID and chimping out cause of your gay rights

Based Gripen-chan.

You do realise that our country is not as tiny as yours, right?

lol no one cares.

Swedish jets? Seriously, what do they fire? Nigger dildos?

muh dick

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You too huh? This is major since I'm currently residing at the north pole

Get fucked Antarctica! Santa for life!

>drinking Pitu...garbage booze with added sugar.
A true connoisseur of Cachaça appreciates a more traditional aged beverage..pic related

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>reeeeeee people ask to range ban us cause we have the original toilet paper on our flag and post absolute shit.

Keep seething Canacuck

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look at the maps, its like saying portugal airforce flying near russia is not a big deal, all the major airforce bases are in the other side of the continent

Rainha é po chefe. Pobre que é pobre bebe pitu.

>not knowing well established memes
go back to redit

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Hues were actually the third country to start building a dreadnought.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_battleship_Minas_Geraes

Yeah, I'm just fucking with you.
We Swedes have a good knowledge about geografy, unlike Americans (US of A).

guys a favela just flew over my house

meh they paid european shipyards thou

Why the fuck you buy the anti-carrier/anti-ship aircraft designated to agony against baltic fleet? Why not some classic like F-14/Su/china-su ?

based and criminally underrated

fuck the ZOG niggers

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Nice

tell me about it...pitu comes in a fucking can...even their "export quality" has fucking added sugar...

Rainha, coconut water ice cubes and ginger...very nice.

S300 may not be able to take down new US aircraft, but our shit F-5 they surely can, maybe they are expecting vuvuzela gonna take them down so they can buy new overpriced ones immediatly before the grippen come

see

can confirm american education
t. burger

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lol brazil, take the fucking humanitarian aid or we start bombing

pushing a poor fag meme and uma...
neck yourself

Which fighter jets are Brazil operating now? old Rafales?

Thanks based Kraut bro.

>canadian
>we

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Yay, more niggers being brought here

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I kek;d

I honestly don't cast dispersion on all burgers, only the underage cunts that post here trying to be edgy.

I don't have a problem with American people..rural or otherwise. Can't stand the stale bullshit posts on Jow Forums

Dumont made what was essentially a controllable hot-air balloon (not really, it used hydrogen to get off the ground.. but you get the idea). He did NOT build a heavier-than-air craft until 3 years AFTER Wilbur Wright did a demonstration in Paris... with a heavier-than-air craft. I mean.. if you want to call the Hindenburg an airplane, go right ahead... but most would call it an airship/dirigible and not an aircraft.

Old as fuck F-5 and MX-A1. We desperatly need those Gripens as soon as possible.

Not looking to insult all burgers, just the shit tier posters

nukes in an hour

HUE HUE HUE BR BR BR

Point is...Americans, Brits and Brazilians of old did important work when it came to aviation.
To split hairs at this point is trite.

>frankly i'm impressed hues have prop-planes....
people say we produce the best anti infantry planes

How did Venezuela not spot a BRAZILIAN jets before it got into their air space. You could probably see that from space.

No. His point was
>Americans are stupid. They only learn about the Holocaust and how to make burgers. A Brazilian made the first airplane! See my flag? I'm a fucking moron, so I know the truth!
... you should try reading what was replied to before you make yourself out to be just as fucking retarded as the other huezilian.

You have never been to America, have you? It is not only underages who are unsufferable

Yeah. A Scot invented the phone whilst he was living in Canada. And Joseph Swan invented the lightbulb but didn't patent it.

I heard Super Tucanos kick so much ass that the Marines and SOCOM even want them for close air support.

If many venezuelans die of hunger we can try replicating those policies in our northeast.

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Damn, well you would've gotten them faster if your last government with that fat bitch wasn't corrupt.
Please do some cool paint jobs on them when they arrive.

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Yes, indeed. But I'm hoping these difficulties will be overcome in short time with our current government.
About the painting.. They are probably ruin it with their ugly green+darkgreen like they do to our planes like .

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Fucking hell, that's some authentic WW2 era paint jobs!
And if war with Venezuela starts, I hope you steamroll over those communist quickly.

S A V A G E

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Fucking Bolso, THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN