Coffee truth

I quit caffeine on Jan 1 and it was a rough couple of weeks, but then I started to feel really good.

Easier to jump out of bed and hit the gym first thing in the morning, instead of waiting for the influx of caffeine and cortisol to wake me up.

Clear thinking, easier to read books for hours at a time, much easier to focus on work.

Incredible sleep — 8, 9 hours at a time — with incredibly lucid dreams.

I went back to drinking coffee for a week in Feb and, while it's undeniably awesome, I quickly experienced all of the bad effects again. I had a lot of trouble sleeping, my thoughts felt scattered, even my workouts suffered.

Yes, you get incredible energy in the hour after you drink it — but this energy feels "cheap" and artificial (at least to me).

Just one man's experience. I'm glad that I quit coffee after drinking it daily for 14 years and don't think I will ever consume caffeine regularly again.

Tesla was also in a relationship with a pigeon and died a virgin.

>"learning to enjoy"
>"an acquired taste"
>"it's formulated for a mature palate"

you people can't possibly believe your own lies. just admit you force it down with your cigarette because you want amphetamine tingles and the ability to poop even while dehydrated.

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Quit smoking over 20 years ago. Been drinking my coffee without additives for 25 years.
But hey, I have freshly ground beans every morning of higher quality than the trash most people drink.

>tfw 1-2 mugs a day
>No sugar, no milk
>Been drinking coffee since I was 15 years old
>Now I'm 23
>I think it's getting to my heart
Fug. Hopefully I'm just imaging it.

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I drink a ton doing programming all day

Wouldn't recommend it outside of something that requires long periods of focus

"Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee" snobs need to be banished to another dimension though

Tea is better

i will get you preggers

Coffee makes your breath ANAL

so I was right and you tried to add some fake years to yourself.

patting myself on the back. cheers.

youtube.com/watch?v=vqBMTkA5c0w

I'm working on 42 years of age, don't think everyone on Jow Forums is some little summerfag like you.

I meant I'm collectively trying to get preggers with the wife and I'm drinking a cup daily in solidarity with her.

I drink a mug a day, which a far cry from the four mugs I used to drink. Any more and it starts to fuck with my stomach. I've tried living without it and stopped drinking it for three months, but I felt like a zombie the entire time, it felt worse than the typical "comedown".

He was a virgin by choice (unironically)

I used to drink 1/2 liter per day and my blood pressure was/is 100/80 and less than 60 bpm heart rate.
Don't worry.

whats Jow Forums brand of choice? preferably one I can buy at a local store of market.

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This. He was good-looking and what girl wouldn't want to get fucked by a hot-shot scientist?

Only if it's mate tea

I too would like to know about chronic consumption and its effects. As far as performance without it goes, abstaining from coffee entirely for almost 2 weeks didn't have any impact on me, even though my regular consumption before that was 1-2 cups per day. After that it started becoming an inconvenience in social settings, so I continued.

Imagine how sad your life must be that a simple talk about coffee makes you think about interracial. Kike porn producers are right, pro-White racists are a primary consumer demographic for interracial because you go off the wall with nonsensical thoughts like these.

No. Based people like myself drink a can of Venom sugar-free energy drink with 3 oz of Seagram's Seven in it. Don't forget to mix a half-teaspoon of baking soda into it to neutralize the citric acid in the Venom. You don't want to dissolve your teeth.

I'm addicted to it but like most responsible addicts, I would not recommend it. It's terrible for your body. Makes you shit. Gives you bloodshot eyes. Shortness of breath. Dries out your skin. Dries out your gums.

I blame my Scandinavian genes, apparently we are most susceptible to coffee addiction.

God I love coffee

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honestly, probably all of them unless the scientist is rich

If you're going to buy pleb shit, Dunkin Turbo

Otherwise I go the hipster route and only buy from local roasters

It's probably ulcers from all the other shit you stuff your face with.

Whole beans, French or Italian roast. Best shit I get is from a local roaster.

black coffee can be used to make almost any animal on earth do its default "purge" expression.

it's universally hated and you need to be an addict to enjoy it.

also you're the second person to associate "black" with sex. obviously another US fatass with a greek proxy.

Tbh, my blood pressure is completely normal, it just feels like sometimes my heart beats faster.
Maybe I should quit smoking.

Don Francisco is the shit if you can afford it. Don't get the flavored ones though

Not roasting you own coffee is literally pleb tier.
But then again, I don't think it would even grow outside of a greenhouse where u live

The best of success to you

nice try torre taffycake but it's actually worse that you to yourself, doesn't matter so much when you lie to me.

this. one shot of good espresso after lunch is enough to keep my mind racing for the rest of the day

Cigarettes make your blood vessels lose elasticity and they tend to become smaller.
Tobacco even shrinks your dick. If you want to smoke at least get a pipe or something

I like strong, black coffee. It helps me shit. Don't try to take away that from me

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Of course we can't grow coffee here unless we make some monster hybrid that grows in single digit celcius temperatures with 80-100% humidity all the fucking time.
I've thought of roasting my own beans, but I'd need a good bit of investment in gear for it.

this is the one my dad drinks, thoughts?

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Coffee is not bad for you. Especially if you just enjoy a single mug of it in the mornings like most people.

A cup of coffee doesn't get you hyped up like the stereotype. It makes you a little more alert and that's it.

Getting addicted to energy drinks is what's really gonna fuck with you. Not even talking about all the shit that's in it that will damage your health over time. You will become addicted to the insane amount of caffeine and vitamins in them and will feel like death once you stop.

what! I really enjoy coffee, not everything needs to be sweet to taste good.

Never had it, but then again I haven't had pre-ground coffee in years. A good Italian roast is good.
What does he use for making it? Moka pot?

you enjoy it by association.

same reason people "enjoy" smoking and other addictions. it serves your body no purpose at that point.

I love coffee but I quit drinking it recently and my sleep quality has vastly improved. I am unfortunately one of those people that metabolize caffeine very slowly it seems...
I quit suddenly and the initial cold turkey left me in a zombie-like state for two days so if you do decide to quit then reduce your amount gradually.

>Should red piled people drink it?

What kind of a stupid question is that?

You're not going to be one of those faggots that says, "We're pregnant!" are you?

You don't need all that hipster shit user, just roast it on a copper/cast iron skillet like ppl have been doing here. the smell is fucking fantastic.

My granny roasts hers with an iron bowl that is at least 100 years old and is only used for roasting coffee, she adds raw honey to it while it's still warm it's fucking amazing

your dad has shit taste. not surprising boomers just bought the cheapest crap they could find and would clean their coffee pots once every 5 years.

It really fucks up me mentally and physically when i drink it + cant sleep.

messes with the adrenal glands but contains a lot of antioxidants - drink responsibly

in order to open your own coffee shop you need a roaster and those cost about $10,000 USD minimum, often times much more. guy down the street from me that owns a shop has a $15k roaster.

can you imagine if drinking nigger juice turned
you into an actual nigger, i wonder who'd not
drink it.

not sure

NO U

Look for something like this. This is by far the easiest one to use.
Here in Brazil a high quality one is less than 40 euros

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Central American beans are the best

Europeans in general are pretty obsessed with dark roasts, especially Italians and French. Dark roasts hide the fact that the beans are of a lower quality. I suggest getting light roasts and a flip coffee pot if you want espresso. Moka pot is outdated.

You mean died a wizard.

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again hipster shit.. traditional ones are cheap

Mode of preparation is half the taste. Espresso would taste ok in a drip machine, but it's too finely ground. Moka pots are great if you want strong delicious coffee without the cost of a pressurized espresso maker.

No gas here, despite us being a monster exporter of it. If I could do that on an electric shit plate or an induction top, I would.

kek I once drank a whole 1L thermoses and went to sleep

baby never got his adult taste buds

can traditional ones roast 100lbs of beans in a single day?

Try a barbecue grill or just roast it near the fireplace

this, I don't even know why I drink it anymore, it just makes me tired

Worded horrible but Coffee straight is the way to go.

If you can find one that is big enough I don't see why but it's certainly not common
I switched over to mate tea because my teeth were getting yellow. I used to drink so much that my piss smelled like coffee

here watch this, guy roasts his own beans in his kitchen

youtube.com/watch?v=REhhKr6efTo

what is the name of thing to roast on large scale?

we've covered that one. being UNABLE to taste due to age doesn't IMPROVE taste. as those flavour neurons die off and the verdant bush of cells becomes a dry and bony twig, you still get your little "ping" of flavour.

But you've spend so long going so hard in the wrong direction that you'll never truly appreciate flavour. people who are not exposed to these harmful astringent tannins will certainly have a more diverse and sophisticated palate.

but what do I know? go drink your piss wines and your gravel beans juices.

kino

mtf can't get pregnant dumbass

Caffeine is bad for you and coffee fucks with your digestion. If you really like it, drink it, it's less bad than other things, but don't add too much sugar, and when you do, use real sugar, not chemical "sugar" which probably gives you stomach cancer.

Addictive. Shrinks some people's penises. I gave it up, and my dick came back to normal after a few days.

>Gives you yellow teeth
>Full of acids that can give you heart burn and make you feel groggy
>Gives you bad breath

So i don't know. You decide.

>some people

that's just caffeine's effect on veins. it's also the reason it lessens bloodflow to the brain (sounds bad, but great for fixing headaches, or causing them)

Why did you associate "diverse" with "sophisticated?"

Imagine being this utterly buttdevastated by the existence of a hot beverage

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I just did a quick search on the Brazilian Ebay and a 12kg one is fairly cheap.
I dunno how it's in english but a direct translation from portuguese is "ball coffee roaster" It's simple enough that you can even make one if you have some welding skills

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>harmful astringent tannins

I recently discovered that these substances also affect iron absorption

good luck, cup-cucks!

Drinking coffee regularly (read: these aren't studies where animals are artificially given more of the stuff than you could ever possibly hope to drink naturally) is negatively correlated with middle and lower GI tract cancer. Jury is still out on upper GI.

how the fuck does caffeine effect fertility

Look! A brit who cares about dental things! What will science do next?
Brush your fucking teeth, faggot.

What the fuck do you even live off with that palate of yours? Mothers milk?

Don't start. Just another thing to depend on.

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>Brazilian Ebay
Huebay?

With it I have the strength and energy of two men.

Without it I have the strength and energy of half a man.

I wish it weren't true but it is.

Well I've been drinking black coffee pretty regularly since I was about 11 (20 now) and I feel mostly fine. I just need a cup every morning so I dont go completely insane

why do you associate pregnancy with faggots?

give me a harder question and I might not answer it rhetorically.

usually one cup in the morning. when i skip it i get tired around noon, else i function like the good goy i am till evening.
used to drink cheap (((energy drinks))) a few years back. those really fuck you up in comparison.

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No, mercado livre.
But hey, look who's talking, canadian ebay is aliexpress since you guys are owned by chinks.

If it weren't for caffeine we wouldn't have had the fucking enlightenment dumbasses.

Because it's a man referring to himself being pregnant.