Let's all apply to be Special Agents with the FBI. Now is our chance to infiltrate their ranks. They are understaffed and desperate. Jow Forums loves desperate.
FBI Is Desperate For Special Agents
Andrew Gonzalez
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Elijah Reyes
Jonathan Flores
No fucking way you wont be suicided within your first 2 weeks
Bentley Kelly
They cant kill us all. They just said they don't have the manpower.
Thomas Fisher
No fucking way you wont be suicided within the first 2 weeks
Jack Kelly
>tfw when Jow Forums becomes the Deep State.
Landon Lopez
Interviews make me nervous.
Jacob Peterson
>The FBI has shifted recruitment efforts to reach more minority and female candidates.
Oh Lordy! It's over!
Jose Murphy
FEEBS wont take me, they max out at 130.
Justin Cruz
They can't screen all of us out. Just keep your mouths shut and say what they want to hear.
Colton Rogers
That's the CIA. The FBI isn't relevant enough to pull off assassinations
Hudson Watson
as if anyone on Jow Forums could pass a physiological exam or lie detector test
Isaac Campbell
>archive.is
US becomes increasingly less white.
Military and FBI are struggling to find enough recruits.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Ayden Russell
>physiological
*psychological
Hudson Young
My criminal record is clean but I've been arrested a few times. Also have done an assortment of drugs and used to smoke tons of weed, drink, and party. I've written lots of Anti-Government, Anti-Cop, etc. shit over the years. No way I would make their selection process.
Michael Phillips
passing lie detector tests are easy.
Adrian Long
Doesn't matter. Apply any way. They are desperate. They may overlook something. Apply over and over again. If we all do it, we're bound to get jerbs.
Angel Murphy
>Jow Forums bureau of investigation
We'll all wear skirts, just like Hoover did. They can't discriminate against all of us qts
Nathaniel Anderson
People should take heart in the fact that by now there is a high chance that some brainless nigger or woman will be put in charge of reviewing your application. Hence, they will find nothing amiss aside from your obvious white maleness.
Jaxon Reyes
Enjoy filling mountains of paperwork and collecting evidence that the judge will dismiss, huehuehuehue.
Easton Moore
>They cant kill us all. They just said they don't have the manpower.
>They just said they don't have the manpower.
BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN KILLING ALL OF THEM
Levi Miller
Especially as there’s no such thing as a “lie detector”.
William Perry
The NEET state.
Lucas Foster
Gonna try the ol thumb tack in your shoe method?