Every day I wish I were Finnish. I was born in the wrong country. How do you deal with not being Finnish pol?

Is nothing enough? Australia is already a honorary Nordic country

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Finnish weather explained
+15°C / 59°F
This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here.
People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves.
Finns are out getting a tan.
+10°C / 50°F
The Portuguese shiver violently.
Finns plant flowers in their gardens.
+5°C / 41°F
Italian cars won't start.
Finns are cruising in cabriolets.
0°C / 32°F
Water freezes.
The water in Vantaanjoki (river in Helsinki) gets a little thicker.
-5°C / 23°F
Californians prepare for the Apocalypse.
Finns have a final barbecue before winter.
-10°C / 14°F
Brexit campaigners propose moving the actual country south.
Finns think about using long sleeves.
-20°C / -4°F
Aussies lose the power of speech.
Finns end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.
-30°C / -22°F
Greeks die.
Finns start drying laundry indoors.
-40°C / -40°F
Paris is cracking apart.
Finns eat ice creams in the line at hamburger kiosks.
-50°C / -58°F
Polar bears evacuate the North Pole.
The Finnish army postpones winter survival training awaiting 'real' winter weather.
-60°C / -76°F
Russian hitchhikers use pictures of thumbs instead of thumbs.
The Finnish army begins winter survival training.
-183°C / -297.4°F
Microbes die.
Finnish cows make ice cream, and complain the farmers' hands are cold.
-273°C / -459.4°F
All other atomic motion stops.
Finns say "Perkele, it's cold outside today."
-300°C / -508°F
Hell freezes over; Satan skates to work.
Finland wins the IIHF championship

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There were a group of people on a Finnish tour-bus. The guide asked if anyone could tell a joke, and a young guy said he knew a good Swedish joke. From the back of the bus a woman called "No, don't do that. I'm Swedish!" The guy looked at her and said, "It's okay, I'll explain it to you afterwards."

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I GOT ME A BOUNCY FEELING, SO THROW ME TO THE CEILING AND TURN ME TO A MODERRRNNN PAAIINNNTTING

>How do you deal with not being Finnish
Appreciate literature

I deal with it by being a United States citizen. I love this melting pot. All you have is your inbred lineage, dull culture that nobody cares about, and whatever Arabs you let in to fuck your wives, daughters, mothers, grandmothers, sisters, and aunts. Stay warm though.

The Kalevala is EPIC, you philistine. Tuntematon sotilas is worth reading, as is Kun kyyhkyset katosivat.

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feels bad, man

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Idk how finns cope with this. So many people want to come live in your country even burgers. Such a bad image

Personally, I'd rather have a farm on Saaremaa than live in Finland if I had the choice.

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Im carving a kuksa with my puukko. Am i Finnish?